TRUMP GENERAL - IOWAN FARMERS FOR TRUMP EDITION

TRUMP LIVE IN DES MOINES, IOWA RIGHT NOW:
youtube.com/watch?v=6-48dGesVDM

>Trump on On the Record 8/26/16
youtu.be/KxJaOT6jIUk
>Trump Rally in Manchester, NH 8/25/16
youtu.be/JOf7FaZgxG8
>shillary's spee--PEPE!
youtu.be/8btR2U2EM_Y
>TrumpTrain: Louisiana
youtu.be/v6YyRJ4eovg

Text TRUMP to 88022 or get the Official "AMERICA FIRST" app for important campaign updates
>Volunteer to be a Trump election observer
donaldjtrump.com/lp/volunteer-to-be-a-trump-election-observer
>Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

EVENT SCHEDULE & ARCHIVE
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/archive/
donaldjtrump.com/media/category/in-the-news

EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Jackson, MS 8/24/16
youtu.be/bRxPb7ZmLHw
>Farage speaks at Trump Rally in MS 8/24/16
youtu.be/oj4K9fr_WgY
>Farage backstage 8/24/16
youtu.be/9aXOS8xQUic
>Trump TH on Hannity #2 8/24/16
youtu.be/fM5elUh0Q7U
>Trump Rally in Tampa FL 8/24/16
youtu.be/8jLyRtlXhRo
>Trump Rally in Austin TX 8/23/16
youtu.be/64zgSMlcFHs
>Trump TH on Hannity 8/23/16
youtu.be/cwQzdX-XXjc

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on CNN 8/25/16
youtu.be/HcLTFsDoStM
>Trump on Charisma Podcast 8/24/16
cpnshows.com/shows/strangreport
>Trump on WFLA 8/24/16
youtu.be/Bx-8VIZwTD8
>Trump on WPEC 8/24/16
cbs12.com/news/videos/one-on-one-with-donald-trump-08-24-2016
>Trump on WWSB 8/24/16
youtu.be/CEqBXCmJwSs

ENTERTAINMENT
>The 45th President
youtu.be/G5FGztzfnkA
>Trump Ad #2 - shillary's america
youtu.be/k3HAz0rowVM
>Trump Ad #1 - Two Americas
youtu.be/p2QdJFPxcQE
>Trump in 5 minutes or less
>Trump cares about YOU
youtu.be/_xVdYNrPCMw
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

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youtube.com/watch?v=nsNlmiLJGIw
pastebin.com/xtVBKxmk
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Well, that's it guys. Trump just lost the election.

Trump farms memes

Perhaps Trump has been saying the worst things possible all this time so that way when Julian Assange leaks information about the Trump campaign, WikiLeaks has literally nothing to show, whatsoever.

AWOOOO~

Fucking Iowa crowds are so shit

WELCOME TO THE IOWA ROAST AND RIDE

POST YOUR IOWAS

Oh fuck me I just unfiltered the Serbian flag

Well, back in the filter you go

EXCELLENT JOB W/ THE LINK FOR THE ROAST AND RIDE IN THE OP, SWEDEN

LET'S ALL KEEP CALM AND MAGA!!!

Who here PA? Who's ready to turn our state red?

These are the same people that caucused for El Rato, remember.

I agree. You can't just say things like that anymore and expect to get taken seriously.

They don't get very excited

thicc

I-Is it bad that I want a daughter like this?

She is kind of adorable, not meant in a pedo way.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472101660280.webm

MAJOR BOMBS ARE ABOUT TO BE DROPPED

BRACE YOURSELF FOR MAXIMUM IMPACT

Goddammit, some fucker just started bulk downloading on the wifi here so I can't stream the rally. Rip in piss my afternoon.

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NORWAY PRESENT!! THANKS FOR DROPPING IN, SENPAI

AS DULL AS THE WIND BLOWING THROUGH AN IOWA CORNFIELD, SENPAI

T H I C C

Iowa is olev.

I want to ride Iowa.

F R E S H

R O A S T E D

I O W A

>Drumpfkins will defend this

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Hey faggots, I'm visiting my sister at school in like a month. Is it rude to try and bang her roommates?

I only ask because these random faggots keep talking instead of the main event.

Change your quality to 144p and let it buffer a little.

>Trump is bad for saying you will get shot on the street in black neighborhoods
>Trump is bad for being blunt on exactly that happening

It's over... Hillary is finished.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Dm6hNnWYPP8

hnnnnnng

ME TOO BRO
THANK YOU

Northeast IA checking in. I'm about an hour out of Des Moines at the moment, chilling in Minburn with my fiancee's family.

So it's actually going to be a roast. Nice.

What kind of shoes do you think Trump wears?
What sort of insole could allow him to stand for so long?

>please clap

Guys I know this general is satirical and nobody here actually supports Trump but this is not funny anymore. Drumpf is a threat to this country and we can't let him win.

How do we defeat him ?

>go sit down next to your buck

shaking my head to be honest

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Nice strawman

Always try to make it for the rallies.
Have been a bit busy today so I have been a bit absent in the threads.
Listening to based Pence on C-SPAN 1 right now. It is wonderful to watch as always.

>$0.02 has been deposited into your account! Would you like to pay debts now or later?

You pay your denbts

>please clap

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Did this speaker just pull a Jeb "please clap"?

That works, thanks.

>No one will ever make a USS Texas shipgirl

Pay debts

Who is even drawing these fucking pics

Just god damn

MAGA

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That is horrifying.

shit i wish i would've known this was happening today. i live in des moines, i could've gone

All four of em.

youtube.com/watch?v=QOrsSthcX6c
youtube.com/watch?v=nsNlmiLJGIw

Send a detailed filing of how you got hired at CtR, their strategies and messaging methods, along with screenshots of your payment and interactions with your boss, to Breitbart. Also give them your password so they can verify. Be sure to include their addresses so we can verify. If you do this we'll definitely stop the source of evil in this world. Thanks for your hard work user! We need more people like you fighting for truth and justice. :)

so happy, so much adrenaline,
>would raise and love

Fucking LIVE! Get your ass down there!

I draw them, friend, Just haven't drawn in a while due to being really busy.

That's some grade A extra-fancy bullshit right there

"Throw your product away, someone in another country wanted to sell their stuff here and we don't want you to compete with them"

Gib islands!

DID DAHNALD DISAVOW DAVID DOOK YET?????????

Gotta maximise profit somehow

Leave my husband alone. Rape is a social construct

REALLY HIGH ENERGY IOWAS

this guy has bance

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Don't make me dump my Ill bill folder on your ass, Hillary.

(I made that picture you posted too)

What does her server have to do with the economy?

She sucks anyway.

Pence gets about the same size of crowd in alone in VA as Hillary and Kaine together. I don't know what's up with the polls, but that's a good sign.

It's a microcosm of how controlling, corrupt, and incompetent she is.

DISAVOW DAVID DUKE NOOOW!!!!!

I know..I was there

I watched you slowly kill off Bill

we need more American shipgirls.

>setting up the teleprompters

w-what the fug? i thought trump was going off the telly

This is taking more editing than expected, but who cares.

>There will always be more in America that will unite us than will divide us in these United States.
-Mike Pence (saying he was brought up on)

>Hope I got the quote correctly

TRUMP ROASTING AND RIDING WHEN?
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>tfw my meme magic accidentally kills off Hillary

Will consequences ever be the same??

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>MR. TRUMP WILL BE "UP IN JUST A MOMENT"

GET HYPE

TELEPROMPTER TIME

SO PRESIDENTIAL

Pence is my campaignfu

He is a cute. CUTE

The silent majority will show up in droves and give Trump a landslide victory.

Of course. Iowa for all.
IOWA!
pastebin.com/xtVBKxmk
I wrote this since I am an autistic nerd

I'm fine with that. Iowa (and most of the Midwest) wants the 'presidential' Donald Trump. So be it.

HE'S ON IN JUST A FEW MINUTES

I-I Feel fine

Come give me a k-kiss

>yfw it's just ASCII Spurdo faces on the teleprompter and he goes off the cuff anyway

Can I play t-the sax soon?

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Appreciate the hard work. If possible, can you MAGA this one?

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Of coursh!

OOOOH WE ALL LOVE OUR TELEPROMPTER-FREE DONALD

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more like
>it's just Trump general on auto-update mode.

Sure dad the peasants love when you play

He is pretty cute. I went to the Roswell rally. Got spooky af on the way home. I can tell you about it if anyone cares.