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gay poofters edition

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i've looked at poo from both sides now

i'm pickle rick!

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alri

>US magazine National Geographic says its past coverage of people around the world was racist.

>It ignored non-white Americans and showed different groups as exotic or savage, propagating "every type of cliché", editor Susan Goldberg said.

Ah yes.

the names barry and i coat noodles with wax

goal gf aesthetic

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love rick N marty

KILL MILLENNIALS

gf took this photo of me while i was fetching something from under her bed
she is obsessed with my butt

we are buying a strapless strapon today tee hee

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this is a german boy

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gays are evil

brb waxing the noodle

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

anime

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>non whites are offended
Stop the presses

where'd you find this picture of me?

ive got those pants

yeah but what about all the wicked loads shot to jungle titties?

>Goldberg

makes one ponder

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oxford?

*squeak squeak*

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>Goldberg
Another coincidence

I love you and your life
truly a bizarre gay chaos, the apex of the modern western man; this is it - humanity can go no further than this - it's all downhill from here

the beatification of chris-chan, by nagaru tanigawa

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wtf is a strapless strapon

that like a normal cock attached to a human

They were less offended when they were slaves. In fact they seemed to be fine with that. I don't recall them complaining nearly as much as they do now that they're free and comfortable.

Goldberg isn't a Jewish surname. It's a German surname.

not hearing much variations from this goldberg haha

noodle waxers on strike
national noodle shortage
no chinese tonight lads

Despise her voice
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nice work m8, most of my cacks are shit-stained.

>fat girl in hjiab and several layers on an exercise bike in the gym, sweating like a pig

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its doubleended, so it "attaches" by going up into her vag

want chris-chan to go on a violent and bloody rampage before killing himself, dressed in his classic jumper with the pendant

BRUTAL BLACKPILL

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grim

is google broke
it's a willy that you shove in your fanny so that you can shag another girl/guy with it and it's pleasurable for both parties

how much work has she had? odd face, definitely had jaw works done

wouldn't mind holding hands and walking down the beach with her

shes so fit, i wish she wouldnt talk and just do model shoots like her sister

You have a pretty big back. Nothing on this monster though haha

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It doesn't help she only speaks out of one side of her mouth like a stroke victim. Glad we banned her.

wonder what my cat thinks of me. I think he is pretty swell, although a little autistic.

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Big brained joke

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Just had a waxy noodles

>on tinder
>"I'm a full time mummy" in the job field
why literally those exact fucking words EVERY TIME

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>although a little autistic.
what cats aren't?

>teehee im bent btw :v

yet he can hold down a girlfriend and you cant lmao

>is google broke
not the kind of thing i wanted to google m8 but thanks for the info lads
sounds a bit risky desu that or it'll fall out

he really doesn't fit his persona

Sounds like Ann Coulter

I WAX MY NOODLE NOODLE
I WAX MY NOODLE NOODLE
I WAX MY NOODLE NOODLE
YA WAX YOUR...
NOODLE!
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noice
this was my meatshield at its peak, still not as big or as defined as yours though

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h-hi

standard americunt desu at least it's not shrill and annoying
could be worse imo

couldn't give a shit about her tho

sadly it won't happen
there's two kinds of mentally ill people and you can easily tell which is which: you've got the dangerous ones who generally go off and do something violent and get killed/locked up/sectioned for it (ie: every school shooter/serial killer/etc); and then you've got the passive ones like Tim Byrne or Chris Chan, they're a fairly docile creature who would only fight in self defence, it's extremely unlikely that they'll ever hurt anyone

*looks at you from across the room and smiles*

What do you do?

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how many chapters did you last in the road to reality

Joke's on you I am meeting the GF parents tomorrow to marry her and have a few protos on the side too.

*shoots flairs at an NGO boat filled with doctors, women and children, putting all their lives at risk*
>reeeee why am i treated like a radical?!

for the tesco meal deal today I got a deli meat feast sub, grab bag of doritos cool originals and a can of monster ultra

She's Canadian

hate being hairy

The term globalist is anti-semitic and hateful.

Do you boxe? You have a boxer's body, not a weightlifter's

women logic at it's finest

nice

clean
your
room

you disgusting runt

Never seen this before

the desk

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canadians who don't have maritime/quebec/s.ontario accents sound weird

reckon you're right
he has been a lot more destructive and impulsive than tim when pushed to it though

Ah yeah right congrats man. Can I have a chicken korma with pilau rice and a garlic naan if you please bossman?

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fucking grim

filling in the gf application form

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fucking hell why why why is Corbyn such a Trot mong

so yank-lite does it matter jeez

need a triumphant return of this gimmick

depends on the person

if you're a normie it's literally haha this is so cool, i feel so relaxed

if you have anxiety xanax is euphoric and you feel a whole weight off your shoulders.

is that one of those dating sites for autistic people?

gromit

just bought some unwaxed noodles lads

soymen have completely and utterly BTFO the haters

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me

hmmm true, suppose saying 'cat' inherently implies autism.

memes aside, monster ultra does taste sooo peng

Poor damaged soul

soynyboydraws

Remedios the Beauty, said to be the most beautiful woman ever seen in Macondo, who unintentionally causes the deaths of several men who love or lust over her. She appears to most of the town as naively innocent, and some come to think that she is mentally handicapped. However, Colonel Aureliano Buendía believes she has inherited great lucidity: "It is as if she's come back from twenty years of war", he said. She rejects clothing and beauty. Too beautiful and, arguably, too wise for the world, Remedios ascends into the sky one afternoon in the 4pm sun, while folding Fernanda's white sheet.

comfy life

>real milk hurts my tummy
ah so he's a growing knee man then?

just poo'd on the toilet seat at unitoil

this is an amazing comic
not even sure who it's satirising, it's just absurd and beautiful

How much do you think I would have to pay to bang sasha grey?

>I got called a soyboy on twitter and made a cartoon to fight back: the comic

supermarkets are right to ban the sale of it to under-16s