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i've looked at poo from both sides now
i'm pickle rick!
alri
>US magazine National Geographic says its past coverage of people around the world was racist.
>It ignored non-white Americans and showed different groups as exotic or savage, propagating "every type of cliché", editor Susan Goldberg said.
Ah yes.
the names barry and i coat noodles with wax
goal gf aesthetic
love rick N marty
KILL MILLENNIALS
gf took this photo of me while i was fetching something from under her bed
she is obsessed with my butt
we are buying a strapless strapon today tee hee
this is a german boy
gays are evil
brb waxing the noodle
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
anime
>non whites are offended
Stop the presses
where'd you find this picture of me?
ive got those pants
yeah but what about all the wicked loads shot to jungle titties?
>Goldberg
makes one ponder
oxford?
*squeak squeak*
>Goldberg
Another coincidence
I love you and your life
truly a bizarre gay chaos, the apex of the modern western man; this is it - humanity can go no further than this - it's all downhill from here
the beatification of chris-chan, by nagaru tanigawa
wtf is a strapless strapon
that like a normal cock attached to a human
They were less offended when they were slaves. In fact they seemed to be fine with that. I don't recall them complaining nearly as much as they do now that they're free and comfortable.
Goldberg isn't a Jewish surname. It's a German surname.
not hearing much variations from this goldberg haha
noodle waxers on strike
national noodle shortage
no chinese tonight lads
Despise her voice
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nice work m8, most of my cacks are shit-stained.
>fat girl in hjiab and several layers on an exercise bike in the gym, sweating like a pig
its doubleended, so it "attaches" by going up into her vag
want chris-chan to go on a violent and bloody rampage before killing himself, dressed in his classic jumper with the pendant
BRUTAL BLACKPILL
grim
is google broke
it's a willy that you shove in your fanny so that you can shag another girl/guy with it and it's pleasurable for both parties
how much work has she had? odd face, definitely had jaw works done
wouldn't mind holding hands and walking down the beach with her
shes so fit, i wish she wouldnt talk and just do model shoots like her sister
You have a pretty big back. Nothing on this monster though haha
It doesn't help she only speaks out of one side of her mouth like a stroke victim. Glad we banned her.
wonder what my cat thinks of me. I think he is pretty swell, although a little autistic.
Big brained joke
Just had a waxy noodles
>on tinder
>"I'm a full time mummy" in the job field
why literally those exact fucking words EVERY TIME
>although a little autistic.
what cats aren't?
>teehee im bent btw :v
yet he can hold down a girlfriend and you cant lmao
>is google broke
not the kind of thing i wanted to google m8 but thanks for the info lads
sounds a bit risky desu that or it'll fall out
he really doesn't fit his persona
Sounds like Ann Coulter
I WAX MY NOODLE NOODLE
I WAX MY NOODLE NOODLE
I WAX MY NOODLE NOODLE
YA WAX YOUR...
NOODLE!
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noice
this was my meatshield at its peak, still not as big or as defined as yours though
h-hi
standard americunt desu at least it's not shrill and annoying
could be worse imo
couldn't give a shit about her tho
sadly it won't happen
there's two kinds of mentally ill people and you can easily tell which is which: you've got the dangerous ones who generally go off and do something violent and get killed/locked up/sectioned for it (ie: every school shooter/serial killer/etc); and then you've got the passive ones like Tim Byrne or Chris Chan, they're a fairly docile creature who would only fight in self defence, it's extremely unlikely that they'll ever hurt anyone
*looks at you from across the room and smiles*
What do you do?
how many chapters did you last in the road to reality
Joke's on you I am meeting the GF parents tomorrow to marry her and have a few protos on the side too.
*shoots flairs at an NGO boat filled with doctors, women and children, putting all their lives at risk*
>reeeee why am i treated like a radical?!
for the tesco meal deal today I got a deli meat feast sub, grab bag of doritos cool originals and a can of monster ultra
She's Canadian
hate being hairy
The term globalist is anti-semitic and hateful.
Do you boxe? You have a boxer's body, not a weightlifter's
women logic at it's finest
nice
clean
your
room
you disgusting runt
Never seen this before
the desk
canadians who don't have maritime/quebec/s.ontario accents sound weird
reckon you're right
he has been a lot more destructive and impulsive than tim when pushed to it though
Ah yeah right congrats man. Can I have a chicken korma with pilau rice and a garlic naan if you please bossman?
fucking grim
filling in the gf application form
fucking hell why why why is Corbyn such a Trot mong
so yank-lite does it matter jeez
need a triumphant return of this gimmick
depends on the person
if you're a normie it's literally haha this is so cool, i feel so relaxed
if you have anxiety xanax is euphoric and you feel a whole weight off your shoulders.
is that one of those dating sites for autistic people?
gromit
just bought some unwaxed noodles lads
soymen have completely and utterly BTFO the haters
me
hmmm true, suppose saying 'cat' inherently implies autism.
memes aside, monster ultra does taste sooo peng
Poor damaged soul
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Remedios the Beauty, said to be the most beautiful woman ever seen in Macondo, who unintentionally causes the deaths of several men who love or lust over her. She appears to most of the town as naively innocent, and some come to think that she is mentally handicapped. However, Colonel Aureliano BuendÃa believes she has inherited great lucidity: "It is as if she's come back from twenty years of war", he said. She rejects clothing and beauty. Too beautiful and, arguably, too wise for the world, Remedios ascends into the sky one afternoon in the 4pm sun, while folding Fernanda's white sheet.
comfy life
>real milk hurts my tummy
ah so he's a growing knee man then?
just poo'd on the toilet seat at unitoil
this is an amazing comic
not even sure who it's satirising, it's just absurd and beautiful
How much do you think I would have to pay to bang sasha grey?
>I got called a soyboy on twitter and made a cartoon to fight back: the comic
supermarkets are right to ban the sale of it to under-16s