>watch movie with girl
>on her phone the whole time
>constantly asking stupid fucking questions
>"who's this?"
>literally the protagonist introduced 10s in and occupying 90% screen-time so far
>takes calls and leaves the room for tens of minutes
>"whats going on now user? this movie is boring lets watch American idol or something"
This shit has happened to me 5 times in the past year and a half..Is it literally impossible to find a woman who enjoys movies or am I just unlucky?
The true kinosseur appreciates the art all alone, with a clear and focused mind.
Then what am I supposed to do with a girl besides fucking?
Go on hikes? Fuck that
>tfw my gf loves kino but I force her to watch capeshit
>watch movie with male friends
>they're on their phones the whole time
>friend wants to watch something
>let him choose because I'm not autistic
>he selects something off my hd
>it's from my flick folder
>fire it up at 4x speed as per the rules
>sit at the computer while he's on the couch
>make sure I pause constantly to grab all the best reaction faces
>after a particularly memeworthy scene fire up a pepe thread on Sup Forums to dissect it while it plays in the background
>panic for a moment thinking I've left my piss bottles out in the open
>turn my head to see I've carefully hidden them under a my little pony pillow case
>return to watching the flick
>get distracted and start fapping to a trap thread
>squeeze too tight to allow any pleasure to ever be derived from actual sexual intercourse
>forty years pass
>begin to sob uncontrollably due to debilitating loneliness
>call up my friend using futuristic vr technology
>can see he's having a huge party
>hasn't aged a day due to expensive beauty treatments
>tells me he has to go
>I catch a glimpse of myself in the holo mirror
>I look so very very tired
>fire up r/tv
>pull my pants down to allow the vacbot to suck a freshly brewed turd from my ass
>spy a bane thread and chuckle heartily to myself
You shouldn't be sitting around with her. I've dated women for months and never sat down to watch a movie. Jesus, go plan something! Humans were not meant to sit an watch a 2 hour movie.
>go plan something
>having a master plan
>go plan something!
>surely the retard who cant follow a 1h30min mainstream movie is a blast on other activities!
>group of friends is watching some horror movie
>I come in confused what's going on
>what are you guys watching
>movie name
>oh that the movie where -spoil entire ending-
>everyone gets mad
>squeeze too tight to allow any pleasure to ever be derived from actual sexual intercourse
This hit home, man. :(
All women are good for is fucking.
I've had multiple women say after a while of dating that they love how I always seem to have a plan and don't ask them what we should do. Part of that is making sure you don't waste a lot of time with TV.
nothing else
in fact doing something makes you look beta, just fucking is alpha af
>not spoiling it on purpose
>Friends aren't interested in watching your favourite kinos at all. Prefer to watch flicks instead.
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>lets his gf text while he's with her
>lets her speak when not spoken to
cuckold
>people who use their cellphones during the film/show
i fucking hate this
I can see them doing it out of the corner of my eye and find is distracting as shit
>sitting completely still
>no talking
that's not an activity, user. That is mindless consumption.
just like reading a book
at least a book requires an active imagination. Watching movies only requires you to sit still and absorb whatever is being fed down your throat.
kill yourself
>girl thinks that Nolan's movies are masterpiece
>watch movie with cousin
>on the phone the entire time
>asks me what's happening
>says she can't follow the movie and it's boring
working on it
The absolute worst is
>On phone the entirety of the film
>Takes phone call/goes to the bathroom/gets something to eat from the fridge
>Comes back 10 minutes later
"Why didn't you pause it?!"
>treating women like people
Only asking to be cheated on
They are literally little kids mentally, treat them as such
What kind of actual retard relies on moving pictures as anything more than background noise? I have more respect for someone who spends 2 hours playing a video game, yeesh. YOU might be the problem if you can hit play on your noise and light box and sit enthralled for hours and hours.
>watching good movie
>friend leaves the room
>ask if I should pause it
>"nah"
(You)
>squeeze too tight to allow any pleasure to ever be derived from actual sexual intercourse
Is this a ciscumsized thing? I am a porn addict, but still have premature ejaculation during sex
Fuck
>be cinephile with girl for 2 years
>she literally cant watch a movie
>puts a lot of strain in our relationship
>she only wants to go out with her retarded friends and talk about braindead everyday mundane shit
>lower myself to trying to watch chick flicks with her, she still couldnt pay attention
>break up
>depressed
>get with a girl a year later
>put on a shitty movie to watch
>she acts just like the previous one
>was drinking heavily that night
>get into huge argument
>end up slapping her around 4-5 times while shouting all women are morons
>next days her brother and father keep banging on my door trying to beat me up
>eventually bump into her brother in a coffee shop and he knocks me out
Fuck women. Seriously.
Yeah, so instead you should just sit there LISTEN to stories your fucking woman just tells you about how her coworker is a bitch or something...at least it requires imagination...or go dancing. It requires skill too right? Fucking KYS
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>FUCKING WATCH MY KINO YOU ROASTIE WHORE MORON
I'm saying watching movies isn't a social activity, you autist. Trying to make it a social activity will ruin the movie experience.
>girl gives running commentary of show and what she thinks about current character on screen
>girl constantly asks person who has already seen show whether X happens or does X character die
Are any men like this?
This. If movies were a "social activity" in any way, surely someone would've figured out some sort of business or something where people gather to a place to watch a movie, maybe on a tv screen.
But that doesnt exist for a reason you fucking autists LMAO
>cuck janny wakes up
>completely missing the point
>watch movie/tv show with girlfriend
>only thing she ever comments on are characters' appearances
>goes on tirades about while important plot points / good jokes just go by
>"What did you think?"
>"It was ok I guess?"
I swear Im gonna hurt her one of these days.
>watch movie with sister
>constantly keep an eye on her and punch her phone out of her hands
>pause the movie every few minutes and ask her questions about the plot
>if she can't answer I skip back up to 40 minutes and more
>hold her down on my bed, lying on top of her and force her to watch the movie
>she is only allowed when I decide that we're done
>completely being BTFO
did she cry? about to fap
And does she say thank you master, as well?
>completely being triggered as fuck
Go out. Walks, seeing places, going to cafes/restaurants, exploring your surroundings, whatever.
No she just sat there with I blank stare on her face while I was slapping her you fucking retard
>"what did he say? I couldn't hear him"
>explain what he said
>while im explaining more plot is being missed
glad you got rekd like the bitch you are
>make absolutely retarded statements
>someone calls you out on em
>"UR TRIGAR!"
hush now you sad stupid fuck, its ok
How autistic do you have to be to physically attack someone for not paying enough attention to a stupid movie?
im seasoned movie expert and have seen over 5000 movies in my life and nolan is a great director and his movies are very good
Yes she is always thankful for the experience at the end because she realises I only force feed her the best kino. And she always comes back for more.
or maybe she is just as perverted as I am and enjoys my dick rubbing against her ass and me manhandling every part of her body for hours while be both pretend it isn't happening.
>seasoned movie expert
Translation
>I'm very good at sitting quietly watching batman while mommy is busy :^)
>hold her down on my bed, lying on top of her and force her to watch the movie
Roastie in disguise.
only man ITT
I love watching movies with some one as a way to judge how much I hate them.
Whether it be because they're fucking dumb and don't get it, or don't like a great movie for stupid reasons or whatever.
>social activity
>not mindless consumption
I bet you can't even relationship without lubricant/rubber.
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>You will never have incestuous relations with your cousins or sisters
IT HURTS BREHS
Then you're watching it with the wrong girl.
I watched the VVitch with a female friend of mine and she didn't touch her phone once also she got quite spooked by it even though she is atheist.
How old are you user?
My fiance will play snapchats in the middle of movies.
>don't pause it
>just tell me what happened
>meet a girl who seems nice
>find out shes fucked over 5 other men in the past
absolutely disgusting
>Is it literally impossible to find a woman who enjoys movies or am I just unlucky?
Your problem is you think going to the movies is a good idea for a date.
Unless gf genuinely likes film, she will not appreciate the movies as much as taking her to dinner or whatever else she professes to like.
Movies aren't even a social experience. You're sitting in a dark room with your attention (hopefully) unbroken. It's not a goddamn baseball game.
>watching movie with girl
>she geets trying to fuck you
fuck off bitch this is some top tier kino i'm watching for the first time
>have two friends to go to the kinpoplex with to avoid no singles policy
>I pretty much always pick the kino and they listen to me
>they go once without me and see Sausage Party
>have to constantly hear about how "hilarious" it is to justify the money the spend
>they constantly try to get me to watch it because I missed out
no
divorce her
25, sister is 27
Incest kino.
youre trying too hard, kinda gives away how fucking mad you are right now
>be Sup Forums
>only likes movie
>should take her to dinner or dancing or whatever SHE likes
Wow nice advice forcing yourself to like someone.
If you stay on top of her and your dick is rubbing against her ass, which would pressumably get erect at least sometimes, since you profess to being perverted and liking this,
wouldn't it be pretty obvious to her that the context of this is sexual?
>or maybe she is just as perverted..
There is no maybe with a hard dick rubbing against her.
Not that this story isn't most likely fake, but anyway...
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>This shit has happened to me 5 times in the past year and a half
There is an alternative, do what I do.
Have no experience with girls in seven years.
It happens everytime, but I always pretend I don't have a boner and always talk the whole time about movies instead.
She doesn't mind at all, we're wrestle dry fucking since decades m8.
>Friends and family invite to watch movie
>I constantly bring up every plot hole and my predictions while despising useless trivia about the cast and director
>Watching KINO with woman
You deserved it fag
Just tune on friends, TBBT or some other normie shit
>tfw I have a 7.5/10 sugar momma who has a shelf full of classic movies and kino and introduces me to top tier films
>tfw after watching she always thanks me by deepthroating my thick cock and letting me use her holes
You plebs, young girls are a mistake. So dumb. So vile. So base.
>but I always pretend I don't have a boner
By pretending, you mean you don't talk about it. But the physical contact still being there she knows, you know and you both know that the other knows, but simply don't mention it then..
Damn! that's kinky.. Do you smell her dirty feet too?
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What movies are you watching?
>watching movie with my sister
>she says that she would rather fuck right now
What do?
>tfw baneposting will outlive me and most of the anons
Feelsgoodman
Tell me about intellectual stimulus your woman provide lad.
>Being openly Sup Forumsshit
Yes thats how it is, we both know its happening but we don't talk about it.
and while not smelling her feet directly I play with her toes, massage them, pull on them, makes my dick even harder. Love licking my fingers afterwards.
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I have a sister, there is absolutley 0 sexual atraction is like trying to fuck your mom or dad. Couisins on the other hand...
>not having a hot sister
Mine is a bombshell and I think she is very attractive and she loves me very much.
You ever smelled her pusy?
Yeah bud, we know about the Westermarck effect. We also know about variance and human perversity. We know that absolutism is not the way in a probabilistic universe, giving this plausible deniability.
What I'm saying, story being real or not, my erection was real and that's all that counts. We can still phantasize it's true and even if it's not for him, it's for someone out there. ;)
pics/? no face necessary
>>watch movie with girl
>>on her phone
The night ends right here.