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boys in skirts edition

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better edition

traps are fucking shit and age like rotten milk

Boyish boys are best

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Really want to form a racist group desu

willys out

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tune

oh BLIMEY

The original Antifa

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>decide to give Orville a shot after getting disappointed with Star Trek Discovery
>me after watching the first few minutes of it

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Terrific new

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HAHAHAHA
>how many immigrants should we be letting in?
>not saying
ah yes, nu-labour

should really do something more productive with my spare time other than think out loud on /brit/

like start writing stories or something

cant understand these creatures

>boyish boys are best

*hand hovers over the nonce alarm*

not being horrible but no one will read them mate. at least you know some people are reading your posts

who was in the wrong here

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doing a think

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*sets Skype status to Invisible*

heheheh

no u trapshit
have fun hitting gay death when you're 20

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Mr MacDonald supposed 'there are some nice English people' - 'but you won't mind if I quote the Bible at you: 'They mixed with the Heathen and learned of them their way'.'

The Heathen may be found all over the island. They are less dominant than the Cuillins, the awesome range of tall mountains which attract climbers from all over the world, but they have made their mark nevertheless. Property prices, for instance, have risen sharply: 'What we require here is affordable housing for the local first-time buyer,' said Murdo MacSween, an estate agent. In his office in Portree, the island's chief town, one L-shaped cottage with views over the Minch to the Outer Hebrides is on offer for pounds 73,500.

Among those who have moved to Skye are Eddie and Shirley Spears from Croydon, who run a very successful cottage restaurant in Colbost, on the road from Dunvegan to Glendale. 'There is no turning back,' she said. 'This is my life now.'

In Glendale itself the Heathen abounds. It is a north-western area known generally as 'Little England', and to Mr MacDonald as 'a fasach', or spiritual wilderness. Mr Woods and Mr Manwaring-Spencer claim to live there in a state of bliss.

Mr Woods, an artist, was working on a seascape in his small rented gallery next door to a cafe (English-owned) and grocery (ditto). There is also a painting of Neist Point lighthouse, 'owned by an Essex man called Roy, who rents it out'.

i remember the good old days of botting woodcutting on runescape

The Tories somehow managed to increase the cost of the DWP while reducing the amount of benefits paid out with their reforms

They're the party of false economy

quite like wearing skirts desu

>BCE
Shlomo plz

Why does the Jewish homeland include Jordan

Google has literally developed a modified version of captcha for Sup Forums lmao

i don't really care if anyone would read my writing its just something to do which has slightly more value than pure stream of consciousness

cheeky cunt

>slightly more value
according to whom?

OBSESSED

>we don't have as much land as we want
>therefore we should have more land

unironically dont mind gagging on cute boys willies lads

whaddouyoumean

>Skype

alri grandpa

any big willy boys in

She asked if I have a condom

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Jews are the best argument for why integration doesn't work. 2000 years later and they still go on about their shitty patch of desert.

because they want to own jordan
simple as

'verification not required for your next post'

myself; also feel like it would be more of a engaging and fulfilling task

(C)had

that's on Sup Forums's end not google's you limpet

Why does this picture anger all the lefty Jews of /brit/?

FUNKY FUTURISTA
FUNKY FUTURISTA
FUNKY FUTURISTA
FUNKY FUTURISTA

Based Richard

*gives you anxiety attacks*

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Because it's complete bollocks, the Balfour declaration never granted Jordan to Israel and Jordan has never been part of Israel

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LEFTYPOL SEETHING

love eating bran flakes for its poo-enhancing qualities

because israeli jews are fucking crazy

t. jew

had three (3) packets of noodles with extra wax today and am hungry again already

>gives you anxiety attacks
only if your a literal sperg

Best four tet album?

>Drink your first pint
>Immediately feel more relaxed and comfortable

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what is this?

>Because it's complete bollocks, the Balfour declaration never granted Jordan to Israel and Jordan has never been part of Israel

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worth a watch las??????

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have had absolutely nothing today, will have nothing for the rest of the day and will have nothing to eat tomorrow and am absolutely fine

using copious amounts of caffeine and nicotine though

love that feeling of being in love with someone and having them love you back haha

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Skitzo and dave are having it out in the dead thread lmao

heard it's decent

shall be fonting you

>consume a shitload of appetite suppressants
>lol I don't feel hungry at all

Odious toad

they're always at it
reckon they fancy each other

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

anyone want a cup of joe

Dave called me Skitzo the other day

"Jus bee urself" simulator 2018

BRAAPP thread on Sup Forums has me in tears

Really really really really rate Virgil van Dijk

Link

LOVE that feeling when you start drinking and take a few big gulps of booze and you feel the alcohol run up your spine and into your head and it's all tingly and lovely

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fat women on the bus had an anxiety attack a few weeks ago, she was crying and shaking very embarrassing

Meme

Love are Iggy desu

creasing

>google him
>man kick ball
dont care

sure there used to be more leaf posters here

David is a poster identified in December. He's anonymous but everyone knows who he is, because of his distinctive posting style. He posts very long winded, argumentative responses, combined with colourful ways of calling you dumb, like "trogolodyte" and "spastic", he continues long paragraph responses thread after thread. We've come to know him as dave. love are dave tho, wouldnt be the same without him

Dave has argued about the following
1. Cars should be banned because everyone uses trains now
2. Teachers have every right to breakdown mentally in front of students
3. Mac is "better" than Windows
4. Tame Impala is a Beatles rip off
5. There's nothing wrong with asking the waiter to bag your food to take home
6. Beleives the NHS is being "cut" despite constantly being proven wrong
7. Thinks secondary legislation with no report stage or vote on EU directives is "democratic"
8. Thinks tariffs are a bad thing
9. doesn't know what a registry on a computer is
10. Thinks £20k a year is "minimum wage"
11. Doesn't know The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was a Russian forgery.
12. Thinks that wages haven't kept up with inflation
13. Supports the Scottish National Party
14. Thinks girls over the age of 16 wear croptops, and has deluded himself into thinking young girls he leers at in the park constitute as grown women

Arguing with him is fascinating. Ask if the US or UK is better ? Get a rousing speech about being molded by British streets ? Mention the 90s? Rant about future of Europe!.

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the new Rio Ferdinand, simple as

Stephen Fry once pointed out that if an American says: "I was eating hamburgers and shit", you can tell what he means. But written down it looks like he's saying: "I was eating hamburgers and shit."

The rake came for them.

Socialism doesn't work.

alright skitzo

Big fan of Russia

>There he is!
It consistently cracks me up when they greet a newcommer to the group with this. Need to remember to use it irl lol

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bore off asinine freak

thats a panic attack I think

howling
love how that autistic daveposting mong characterises "dave" as an argumentative pedant without realising he's describing himself

Is there anything Stephen Fry hasn't pointed out?

he's our one and only skitzo for a reason, wouldn't be the same if he made sense

>The 1975
fuck off

kys sandnigger
You aren't Italian

Have you lads ever woken up and had a sudden, immense feeling of dread. It feels like physical pain but its not actually there. Its absolutely horrible and you just want to kill yourself to get rid of it

Thought they were anxiety attacks for the longest time but now not sure what they are
(no im not talking about toil)

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Only if I've got something to actually dread that day