You jerk off?

You jerk off?

yes, about 6-8 times a day and at least 15 during the weekend

man, I thought sucessful good-looking people never jerked off, this is a major revelation.

stopped watching at that point. What a fucking stupid degenerate scene. Was I supposed to laugh?

You were supposed to relate

>Was I supposed to laugh?


yes

>Doing coke, jerking off, making big bucks

Why would you have it any other way?

>What a fucking stupid degenerate scene.

The new PC police

Your chemical balance is so fucked.
I bet you're so bored to ever wanna do anything.

Was this the worst Hollywood adaption of an anime?

It was fucking stupid and I hated the movie, I'm not advocating for censoring it like liberals.

Yes every single day of the week sometimes even twice a day. The type of porn that turns me on is getting dirtier and dirtier making me wonder how deep the porn rabbit hole goes.

>its a scene about a jack-off thinking hes the hottest shit in the universe because he works 120 hours a week to make 150k a year.

Supposed to relate? To what? The patriarchy?

...

Still like once a day and I'm 27. Sometimes more. It's fucked.

here comes the no-fap preacher right on time as usual
go on then, peddle your pseudoscience and then take a hike

nah i get nicer wet dreams if i don't jerk off

I... I can't even finish jerking off once a day. I'm not even sure I want to jerk off.

>liberals are ruining america with their degenerate content!
>liberals are trying to censor everything! PC gone wild!

Why wasn't this movie fun to you. Yes, they are all degenerate as hell, but it's just a movie dude.

Seeing as you clearly are in possession of a massive vagina, perhaps reddit would be more to your liking?

lude quaadudes lmao

>tfw even though you've been watching this shit for so many fucking years vanilla shit is where you stayed and is good enough
Feels really good despite the fact that still watching porn and jacking off to it is fucked.

oh my 14 years

No, liberals want to censor what they don't like, like statues and right wing art. Why would they censor their own degenerate """art"""?

>right wing art

>left wing greentext

I'm partial on this.
Hypothetically I'd say, having sex once a day (to climax) would be a benefit to your health & social status overall.
Whereas jacking off, to porn, once a day, do more harm than good overall.
It's really not about the end result, more about the journey.

Now between no sex and little fap; versus no sex and daily fap, I don't really know which one causes more damage.

Yes but not to porn.

>to make 150k a year
Which - taking inflation and the 20 or 30 years that passed into account - is almost equivalent to $1 Mio. today.

I don't see the issue.

I'm starting to think he is correct, I fap 2/3 times a day and I feel to bored and tired to do anything. It's like I've been drained of all my will to do anything, even now.

I want to get to enrolment for my college but the desire is not there, I want to play some vidya but just sit on my home screen. I want to read a book, put it down as soon as I pick it up and I've stopped working out because of no energy.

I always want to fap after a workout

I jerk off in the shower daily... that's about it. Don't watch porn (don't have time and don't want wife finding porn on phone or laptop. I just have a vivid imagination... just today I created a fantasy based off a girl I encountered at Starbucks... she was wearing equestrian uniform and had slightly muddied boots (there's ranches nearby) and the pants on those uniforms excentuate all of the best parts of a woman's lower body... they were yoga pants before yoga pants...

So as I'm sitting on a lounge-chair working on code, she's standing in front of me waiting for her drink with her ass literally 2 feet from my head... a beautiful view indeed with the tips of her pony-tail lightly grazing the shelf of her ass...

Needless to say I cooked up a fantasy where I have a smoke with her behind the Starbucks and then she turns around and inches her equestrian pants a four inches down exposing her bum cleavage ... golden peach fuzz glistening in the sunlight and in my fantasy she looks over her shoulder at me and says, "let's do this quick...I have a course session in 15 minutes and I will NOT be late...

My system is efficient.

literally what's the point then

s-s-sauce???

well I can do it without porn, normally before I go to sleep and I just use my imagination

Lay up on it.
Not saying cutting cold turkey.
Reduce how many times you do it in a day.
Skip a day if you can.
Your will to do things will return .

protip, is has nothing to do with your fapping and everything to you with you being a lazy retarded faggot

>being this inexperienced

i just rewind my previous sexual experiences and jerk off to those

I just want to fap always kek

Will definitely try that, I miss working out and playing for my local football team

I was never a lazy person to begin with, when I hit adulthood with no direction I religiously fucked my ex's feet then regressed to fapping after the break up kek. And trust me, there is no residual feelings for the ex affecting me

SAMMY GOT JERKED OFF?

Thats what I accounted too. I hate degenerate humor and when people say someone's funny becuase they used vulgar buzzwords and verified taboo ideas and shenanigans

No I have a girlfriend

>Even in your fantasies you are starved for time

Forever this

tits or gtfo

Deeper than you could ever imagine user, it never stops.

Get out while you still can.

Picture's of your waifu don't count as your girlfriend.

gotta bump those numbers up
those are rookie numbers in this racket

It stops at guro, which is actually pretty dull.

Not bad man. Mind if I borrow it for a jerk or two?

No, it doesn't stop there. Trust me.

>People sit in front of the computer all day
>Play video games and watch netflix
>Feel like shit
>It must be the masturbation
>Wonder why it's so hard to stop masturbating as they browse Sup Forums and reddit all day
>Clearly they are addicted to masturbation, it can't be anything else

>he said, grasping his bright red beef jerky penis tightly in anticipation

I just got made redundant from my job, I sit on my ass playing video games and watching movies all day and I fucking love it.

More like kids who have no dicipline

but jerking off is relaxing