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Why did Jon get fat too?

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For Jon BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

aaggghh..

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Jon and his allies bring the captured wight to a big parlay with Cersei and her allies at the Dragonpit in King's Landing. The Hound chops the wight in half, but the wight still tries to attack. They demonstrate it can only be killed by fire or dragonglass (?). Cersei promises to send Lannister soldiers North to help against the White Walkers. After the meeting, Euron leaves with his fleet, and Tyrion has a private talk with Cersei.


Jon and Daenerys return to Dragonstone.
Theon has a fight with an Ironborn at the beach of Dragonstone.


Cersei reveals to Jaime that she will not fulfill her promise to support the fight against the White Walkers. She wants to let the White Walkers grind down her enemies. Jaime is disgusted by this and leaves towards the North.


Cersei awakens in a bed soaked with blood (her last scene)


Sansa sentences Littlefinger to death, he is executed by Arya.


Jon's true parentage gets revealed by Bran and Sam


Flashback to the marriage between Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark.


Jon and Daenerys leave by fleet towards the North. On the boat Daenerys and Jon have sex for the first time.


Last scene: The Night's King attacks the Wall riding an undead Vyserion who breathes blue fire, a big chunk of the wall falls down.

what is mohammad thinking?

>6 pack
>fat

His face is filling out.

Why have these threads gone to shit all of the sudden?

LANCEL MOAAR WIIINE

damn Jon Snow will have SEX WITH THAT?

GODS I WAS STRONG

Imagine being as insecure as you

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

If this bitch dont shut the fuck up im going to activate my suicide vest I swear to allah bruv

"Why is this ugly bitch interacting with me. Sansa is hotter."

snow'd

Cersei doesn't miscarry you mong.

>why is this ugly white goblin bothering me?
>i just want to get home throw acid on my wifes face and shit in the living room.

NOT NOW!??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT NOW I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

8 YOU SHITS

*cums inside Lyanna*

AGhhhh.

literally nothing happens

Do you think he got Lyanna to call him daddy so he could get off to the incest?

>tfw Jon Snow is barely taller than actual dwarf Tyrion Lannisteer

wShe literally already has the North and the Vale

Gendry will be legitimised and given the Stormlands

Little Sam will be legitimised and given the Reach

Yara will be given the Iron Islands and the Riverlands.

Brienne and Jaime will take the Westerlands

Jon will sit on the Throne, and Dany will rule as Dragon Empress over Westeros and Essos

Do you think the producers are mad that the children in the show are aging like absolute piss?

LEAK THE EPISODE YOU SHITS

It's called making the 8

SURROUNDED BY LANCEL LANNISTER

Probably ye
Could explain Bran's screentime

Show bob and vagena

MY COCK HURTS CERSEI

Because certain stimuli trigger children suffering from autism. Laser eyes seem to be one of them.

AAAGHHHHHHHHH

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE FOR!?????

EVERY DAY I MURDERED PEOPLE SO I COULD BE HERE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!

EVERY DAY CERSEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERY DAY I PLOTTED MY ESCAPE!

EVERY DAY PEOPLE DIED SO I COULD BE HERE WITH YOU!

EVERY DAY CERSEI?

EVERY SINGLE DAY

*teleports behind you*
*caves in your breastplate*
nothing personnel... kid

BOW! BOW BEFORE YOUR KING!

LEAK THE EPISODE BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

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Yes, probably for more reasons than one.

lol calm down james

I'm on season 5 so won't stick around long. But I am so fucking fed up with this shit. Nobody in the show can ever simply answer a question, they have to preface it with some gay ass anecdote or nostalgia trip. it's fucking retarded.

YER GRACE, I'M COOMIN

/vaguebusiness/

why is this a gif? why is this 1.81mb big?

fucking butterface

MORE WINE!

depression from being part of got

The Sand Sneks are the most annoying cunts ever, but mercifully they actually don't get much screentime

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING CERSEI?

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

CERSEI!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??

TELL ME WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

EVERY DAY

This thread is trash. OP is a newfag that didn't link to old thread.

Someone make a new one WITH A LINK.

*wargs into boar*

Lyanna was a dumb whore with a fat ass, did you know that?

t-there's no more wine....your grace..

ATTENTION /got/

This is your regularly scheduled Bericpost. If you have accepted based Beric as your lord and savior, please reply with an "Azor Beric"

It's empty, my grace.

He is looking at Sansa while contemplating his life and asking allah what sin he commited by rewarding him with abibas goblin.

Also wonders, if that goblin is one of 72 virgins.

>what the fuck is that thing?

FETCH
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

BOAAR SWINEEEE

BEST GIRL
E
S
T

G
I
R
L

AAAGGGHHH HELP

Because Robert is a big guy

MAMA

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>Those trampy clothes

BERIC, GODS WHAT A STEWPID NAME

IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS?

Azor Beric

if he's still alive in the show he must mean something. He still has a purpose

BY FIRE BE PURGED

MAKE MOMMY PROUD

Can anyone remind me when was the last time /got/ was banned off season? Because right now it looks like we are reaching the same level.

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The breastplate stretcher, my grace. I found it. It was inside Lyanna's pussy all the time.

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*BLOCKS YOUR WINE*

NOT THIS TIME THOUGH, THIS TIME BOBBY SHALL REIGN SUPREME

He's gonna solo NK

Hi, friends. I'm from Reddit. Thought I'd come in to tell you guys how funny you are xD. Keep up these great posts! I'm taking them all to Reddit for the epic karma :3

AAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FATTEST KING WHO EVER LIVED
AND HE DONT EVEN HAVE WYNE

*teleports boarhind you*

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STEWPID BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

I for once is hoping that he does his task in bringing the mountain to justice
Heck he can even help in the cleganebowl for all I care and it will be KINO

Reminder that the Night Kings first word of the show will be Dracarys

Fat? Fat, is it?

Azor Beric!

What was the last thread number anons?

>She literally already has the North and the Vale
Baelish is just the Lord protector. That little Arryn faggot is still alive. The leak imply they'll be a Vale fight vs SKELETON ARMY and he won't survive.

>Little Sam will be legitimised and given the Reach
Is Craster the real God of Westeros? Has own rape fortress, in contact and not afraid of telling to fuck off to White Walkers, Free Folk or the black watch, only surviving issue is 100% your genetic material and is legitimised as the ruler of the most prosperous region of Westeros.

>Yara will be given the Iron Islands and the Riverlands.
Is she even still alive? afaik Dorne and Iron Islands have almost depleted their Great House nobility, so one of the vassals will have to get a claim through a line of succession (like Fat Sam in the Reach)

ONE BY ONE TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS
I WILL HAVE THE WHORE'S BABIES

you're mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass, and the whoooore is pregnant

>More importantly Do you think she died because he fucked her too hard when she was pregnant like his dad?

Beric is 100% Azor Ahai

Azor Beric
he is going to kill night king

Who /harrenhall/ here?

THE TARGARYEN BOOOAAARRR IS PREGANT FROM THE DOTHRAKI HOOOOORDE... I want them dead. Mother and child both, and that fool Viserys as well!

>Episode 1 of Season 8
>Bran tries to journey back to the past to fix up all the problems
>Accidentally bumps into a wild boar and makes it go wild
>King Robert is nearby as the Boar is startled by Robert shouting "GIVE ME MORE WINE" as it runs up to him and starts mauling at him
>Cuts to credits

IN THE NAME OF THE KING

KNEEL YOU INSECT

Beric is R'hllor!