Go to cafe in Lisbon

>go to cafe in Lisbon
>pretend I'm a foreigner and force the waitress to speak in broken English

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>go to mexican restaurant
>make underage illegal waitress cry becuase i keep correcting her english

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>go to cafe in Lisbon
>some old dude asks in PT if I'm French
>say "no, I'm American"
>he goes into an odd mix of PT and French
>get confused and ask if he's PT
> he says yeah, and goes into this weird rant about how he fought in the colonial wars and showed me his PNR card

Pidrily.

I knew a guy who wore a Trump shirt to a Mexican restaurant on election night and got screamed and shouted at. He turned it into one of those "so much for the tolerant left" rants.

>go to cafe in Lisbon
>pretend I'm a native and speak in broken Portuguese

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>take a walk around buenos aires.
>some muricans stop me and ask me if i speak enlish
>say "no, disculpame"

>got screamed and shouted at
Well, why would legal residents abuse a supporter of stricter immigration regime? Entitled uppity cunts with no respect for the country they fucked off to from their native shitholes.

I unironically watched a Finnish guy get mugged in front of me and beg for help and pretended I was a tourist too and couldn't speak English/Portuguese.

Top keks had.

This guy was a cunt, he was definitely trying to cause trouble.

He also said "anyone who studies for class is probably too stupid for their major"

>be in brazil
>get mugged
>cry for help
>a local looking man just stands there

>studies for class
What?
>he was definitely trying to cause trouble
Did he start shouting first? No? Then there is no his fault.

>go toi cafe in lisbon
> GET SHOT LOL BECAUSE IM AMERICAN LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO IM SO FUNNY

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kek similar things happened to me in spain

>>a local looking monkey

just fixing a typo Friend.
You're welcome.

Not really saying screaming and shouting at him was justified, but trust me, this guy would say things that he knew would get people mad just to he could say "see, look at how bad they are."

Also if you're wearing a political shirt in public, you have to be prepared to defend your ideas from criticism.

What was the story there?

people usually help each other here, specially when it is to prove you are strong guy fighting for justice

>Also if you're wearing a political shirt in public, you have to be prepared to defend your ideas from criticism.

Freedom of remaining silent bitch.
No one has to justify anything to you, you weak pathetic freak.

>oh wow this guy is wearing something I don't like, gotta confront him about it

kek
absolute autismo

why are you arguing with a russian subhuman? don't start arguing with the brazilian subhuman either.

these subhumans here are for watching only, don't interact with them

There's nothing that says you ABSOLUTELY MUST defend your ideas, but you look fucking autistic if you whine and bitch about people criticizing you when you present yourself as a representative of an ideology.

>walking around buenos aires
>stop an black guy and asks if he speaks english
>he says "no, disculpame" and walks away
>he's talking on the phone in english

>ask girl for her number
>"sorry user, I don't have a phone"
>see a very obvious cell phone shaped bulge on her pocket

>walking in town
>charity man tries to talk to me
>"yeye snacker icky engelsk"
>he walks away

Going to a cafe in Portugal? You must be related to the president or something.

>met a few russian girls interested in me but I never go along with it because 99/100 probably want my citizenship

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he meant he went to THE cafe in Portugal, there is a waiting list of years

Based
Did you gain favor with the favelados?

How did you know

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Says the person interacting with one.

A friend of mine unironically saw José Sócrates in a café in Lisbon once.

how did you know he was finnish?

Fuck off, Ivan.

What were you doing that you met russian girls?

>go to kiosk in paris
>ask for cigarettes with the thickest french accent while speaking english for absolute mockery
>the salesman goes apeshit and starts screaming at me in french while trashing stuff around
good times! :DDD

'she' was just happy to see you

>Am an English Canadian living in Montreal
>American tourist family waddles towards me one day while I'm out and about
>In a slow, loud voice, the familial patriarch says "can youuu speak Engliiiish?"
>Respond with "a bit, yeah. Do you need directions?" in perfect English
>The entire family looks visibly impressed
>The father says "Can you tell me where the nearest steakhouse is?"
>After I give him directions he says "thank you. Your English is very good!" again in a slow, loud voice as if I can barely understand it

American tourists are by far my favourite because they're so friendly, but god damn if they aren't unintentionally hilarious sometimes.

This, you can't deny that they're ignorant but they're always very pleasant

11/10

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visiting family. it just enforces my belief that I'll be used for citizenship because this is in the far east, the shittiest part of russia

You should be nicer to Brazilians, mate.

Especially ones with jobs.

My basement has rats sometimes too

Fucking hell mate, you could've shot him.

Another friend of mine saw Mariana Mortagua driving around Lisbon.

Of course, it's not like she has a job to do.

We are gentle giants

>struggling to speak spanish at the airport for directions
>woman asks if i speak english
>i say no
>woman asks if i speak french (I do)
>i say no
>woman asks what language i speak
>i say russian
>mfw i dont speak one word of russian
>mfw she actually had a colleague who spoke russian
>mfw i just wanted to practice my spanish
>mfw i literally had to run away in complete autismo mode to avoid looking stupid

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Lmao@u

>>mfw i literally had to run away in complete autismo mode to avoid looking stupid
But you did anyways.

nice