Alexander Jahans /general/ "I'M GOING TO GO TO HELL!" edition.
Fellow Esoteric Jahanists, report in!
Quotes of the day *he's breaking the conditioning* >ITS OK TO BE HAPPY. I DON'T THINK BLACK GIRLS ARE ATTRACTIVE, AND THAT'S OK BECAUSE HEDONISM IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. THAT MAKES ME A BIGOTED SHITHEAD, BUT I AM ALREADY GOING TO HELL SO FUCK IT M8
>IT'S A HEATWAVE. I'M BASICALLY A PIG WHO GETS BASTED IN HIS OWN SWEAT. SO I HAVE THE WINDOW OPEN SO I DON'T BAKE
>Latest video *watch at 12:40 for him admitting he doesn't find Black girls hot* youtube.com/watch?v=kGET540S05U Jahans explains why he is now a degenerate hedonist who will do anything for pleasure. He was watching porno while drunk and had a spiritual revelation that just doing whatever makes his dick feel good is the right thing to do. Gives up on utilitarian morality
I figured him out, Sup Forums. He's pro-White deep down, wants his race to survive, but is such a self loathing self hating cuck that he thinks his own feelings are stupid/are shit/don't matter. He feels guilty for his own natural feelings, fucking tragic. Doesn't this shitbag know every race prefers its own? It's totally natural, you moron, you don't have to feel guilty for biology you pathetic shitbag! Your White guilt is equally mentally retarded. Bump the shit out of this thread so Alex sees this, and has a chance to repent. He often goes on threads about him.
Just HEIL the rising star that is Hitler/Jahans, he is rising, his cuck shell is slowly being testosteroned out of oblivion.
pic related = reminder that the big problem in Britain today is young unruly White men, goys
Chase Edwards
>I figured him out, How? seems pretty fixed in his ways.
Parker Hill
>gordo has discovered and embraced hedonism
Welp, guess we're never going to see him improve.
Eli Brown
I hope you fucks die. You're cancer.
Robert Howard
He's a hard mystery to unravel, but I have my theories
Sebastian Gray
We are making Jahans famous so he becomes an icon of leftism. It's actually great for our cause to have leftism identified with weakness, irrationality and ugliness.
This has been the plan all along
Jason Kelly
That's rather intolerant.
Brandon Howard
Obligatory Jahans on UKIP, must watch for any student of Jahanism
WHO THE FUCK CARES? he's cancer, you're cancer and without irony or hyperbole, noone would miss you if you hung yourself til you're dead. Honestly look at who you interest yourself in. You're a sad pathetic human being and you're literally as bad for our movement (though suspect you're actually Jahan himself trying to become relevant) as he is for theirs. Literally noone gives a shit about him, so whatever you're trying to accomplish, it isn't happening. Get over it and find yourself something real to spend time on.
Lucas Rodriguez
>Alexander Jahans /general/ "I'M GOING TO GO TO HELL!" edition.
Who is this retard?
Nicholas Powell
An irrelevant homosexual that OP has a crush on.
Ethan Bell
>t. JAHAN'd
Sup Forums's pet lolcow, a living meme we can all laugh at
Jason Brooks
Speak for yourself nigger. Hes not Sup Forumss anything.
Angel Martin
I saw this guy on YouTube recently. Every video of his I watch makes me feel better about myself.
Why doesn't he want to work? he complains of not being able to get a job, yet spends his day playing Skyrim.
Anthony Powell
>bad for our movement >our movement >he fell for the alt-right meme.
top kek. Literally every single thing Sup Forums has achieved has been through irony, memes and shitposting. Every attempt at organizing a movement is doomed to fail because shills will infect it. The only way to make any kind of impact is to layer irony on top of irony until what is posted is incomprehensible to MSM and shills.
It's not about the content, it's about the underlying message and direction.
Logan Lee
He's fucking hilarious. He amuses us.
Don't like it? Don't post here
Dominic Edwards
Finally, a thread to specifically cater to my interests.
Adam Allen
>it's abut the underlying message and direction AND YOU CHOSE JAHAN? KYS
Nicholas Ross
He's our misguided child.
Grayson Perry
>all those used tissues
Carson Rogers
Because he's fucking funny and makes the left look fucking horrible. He's perfect to make people more rightwing/think being leftwing is shitty.
Landon White
I didn't choose Jahans, Jahans just happened and I went with it. That's the point; nobody is in control, we just go with the flow of memes and the memes are flowing in the direction of esoteric Jahanism at the moment. Join us brother.
Jaxson Martin
This.
A lot of us kind of want to help him, too.
Adam Wilson
Yea. Jahans made himself semi famous on Brit/pol/ and Sup Forums itself through his retarded angry leftwing rants. It's amusing. It's like an unedited reality TV show.
Colton Miller
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Justin Lewis
I hear hanging yourself is really popular in Japan, they even have a designated forest for it. Join the movement and buy a rope today! Noone will miss you.
Aaron Hall
>Sweden trying to kill whites Nothing new there then.
Anthony Turner
Stop typing from your cuckshed faggot
Hudson Myers
>Sweden
Haha.
Lincoln Rivera
Yeah it's like watching a British, slightly less retarded CWC. Really exciting watching his mind unravel. I have more sympathy for him than I have for Chris though, which is strange. I think it's because he seems more sincere about his beliefs and is less self-centered.
William Carter
>86824988 Calm your larger-than-Jahans' mantits m8 you're acting like a retard
Be sure to like the main hub of Jahans memes on FB
FB /jahanism/
Wyatt Phillips
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David Jackson
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Jackson Jones
I offered him a free game on stream and he still said no.
Fucking weirdo, who says no to free shit?
I am dont even hate this guy, I legitimately see him as an autistic handicap dude,
Charles Nguyen
I wrote him a long message on youtube offering genuine heartfelt advice after his video about hating himself, basically just saying that despite being the antithesis of my political views, I respected his passion and commitment to making videos and that I'd been in cycles of despair before and self pity and self-flagellation makes it much worse and he ignored it and blocked me.
Strange guy.
Julian Clark
truly strange.
I dont even wanna fuck with him no more
Eli Powell
He's going to pop any day now, there's nothing we can do to stop it desu, just get comfy and see what he does next.
Matthew Gonzalez
I've seen a few things he posted that indicated he was a university graduate. Is that true or did I misunderstand something?
Justin Roberts
HEIL JAHANS
Jeremiah Hall
Reminder to Britfags he was spotted here by a Brit-user
51°19'4.29"N 0°33'34.86"W
On Google Earth
Jace Adams
This is what he's up to
Ryan Moore
Are you the sweet subby autistic nerdy guy? If so I think you should quit it, retards should not fuck.
Carson Scott
Feel sorry for the lad, has shitty parents, his sister is doing well, he can't write anything and get it published.
Samuel Carter
post sister, only picture I've seen is where she's looking a bit fugly with the bf but people say she's fit
Ethan Moore
I'm not British, so obviously not
Joshua Young
Alexander "madman"Jahanas
Sebastian Garcia
She is a bit fugly, but photos that aren't closeups of her are kind of sexy
Justin Gutierrez
Is that a Jimquisition thing? I only know about it because this guy I know is in a fuckton of 'shattered' groups
Jacob Nelson
Forgot to include pic related
Carter Murphy
haha no. I'm too skinny to be his type
>pic related
Jack Jenkins
Not sure desu lad, sorry
Apparently people hate him in the groups because he picks fights and posts longwinded shit that bores everyone
Nathaniel Thompson
JUST
Michael Cook
"Up next: dealing with blacks"
my sides
Ayden Parker
if that's his old BF, I wonder what the new autistic subby guy is like....
Found this, it's an hour long so cbf watching it all but I've had a skip and I think I'm right.
Makes me think though, there's shitloads of these groups online all centered around Jim Sterling, they are all closed and secretive purporting to be bastions of free speech. It's all 'shattered' and every person in the group is archetypally ugly, fat or trans (or all three)
I wonder if there is a subgroup of rejects like Jahans and that is where he gets his confidence from? My friend has become a lot more confident over the years (passive agressively) and has become a lot more left-leaning despite being surrounded by centrists and people who don't really give a fuck about politics.
hmm really strained my crainium.
Nathan Nguyen
Thanks chum I'll get right on it, Jahans is trule an anomaly.
Camden Ross
>I wonder if there is a subgroup of rejects like Jahans and that is where he gets his confidence from? My friend has become a lot more confident over the years (passive agressively) and has become a lot more left-leaning despite being surrounded by centrists and people who don't really give a fuck about politics. Even they hate Jahans. Many of them believe he is transphobic. They are toxic people and they are the only ones he looks for sympathy from, since he has such an inferiority complex he looks for sympathy from complete shits of subhuman beings.
Joseph Bennett
This. Next thing we'll find out is he became a cuck. I swear it must be something in the water.
Blake Ross
This
Once you've seen him he can't look away
He already said on a recent video if he had a girlfriend and he found her with another man he would think it's hot.
Poor guy, I feel sorry for him sometimes.
Eli Ramirez
Holy fuck I called it. He must be Jimbo's long-lost son.
Adam Cook
I think his dad is Keith Jahans
Gavin Butler
lel
Jacob Walker
post rarer jahanses
Kevin Moore
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Lincoln Flores
Need some help. I found a Jahans video on Twatter that i had never seen where he lifts the lid on (((them))). Does anyone know if this is on Jewtube?
Whoever made it should make it longer and post it on Youtube so we can get the message of Esoteric Jahanism spreading further and further
We are changing the world, my friend
Evan Morgan
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Isaiah Miller
STOP MAKING FUN OF THIS GUY! HE IS A TRULY GREAT GUY WHO WAS PICKED ON IN YOUTH FOR HIS WEIGHT PROBLEMS AND HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR SHIT!
Jack Cruz
no one here hates him, we're just having fun, faggot
Henry Scott
Please tell me you have a rough time when it happens, can't be arsed watching a whole fucking hour of Skyrim
Jaxon Gutierrez
this
Camden Rodriguez
YOU ALWAYS TROLL HIM WITH YOUR RIGHT WING RACISM. STOP IT!
Camden Nguyen
It's a joke, he needs to chill. Anyone in the public eye gets shit. You can find thousands of images and jokes mocking every politician or radio host in the public eye. Everyone who makes Youtube videos gets death threats. KYS doesn't literally mean KYS, pleb.
Calm the fuck down
Hunter Russell
>Doesn't find black women attractive. >No human finds him attractive.
Parker Bennett
ITS NOT FEKING WORF IT
Anthony Sanchez
When is Woes going to visit him and do an interview or chat inside Gordon's room?
Adrian Phillips
Gordon chickened out lel
MORE FRESH JAHANIC INSIGHT ABOUT RACISM
How will the alt right survive?
Adrian Morales
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Lincoln Cooper
17:54 on the Skyrim video when his mum shouts
"Alex... [inaudible]" sounded like Ben or Bed maybe, some shit like that
