MUMMY MAY will fuck putins shit up edition
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Christopher Phillips
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Nicholas Moore
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you spastic troglodyte? I'll have you know I never graduated secondary school and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on brit/pol/, and I have over 25 retarded arguments at my disposal. I am trained in psyops and I'm the top student in the class to hug a demotivated teacher. You are nothing to me but just another tame impala fan. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this general, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying minimum wage isn't 20k and wages aren't keeping up with inflation? Think again, skitzo. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 2010 macbooks across /brit/ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare to pay for registry editor maggot. The argument that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, skitz. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can samefag you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my iPhone. Not only am I extensively trained in /brit/ discussion but I have access to the entire mental health community of the national health service and I will use it to its full extent to section your miserable self off the face of the Sup Forums, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, skitzo
Brody Brown
can't wait fore the end to come desu
Cameron Sanders
3rd post for
ZHG
Justin Gonzalez
*dusts off putinbusting schematics*
Thomas Brown
Printing this off to read later
Jose Brown
Anthony Smith
cougar, hot
Christopher Hall
miaow haha
Dylan Martinez
hate pakis
William Bennett
MAM
David Reyes
>Vladimir Putin
>5'7"
>Theresa May
>5'8
SCREAMING
John Bailey
Take a seat, Mr Putin.
Tyler Ward
anime
Chase Price
>world war
>germans are the good guys this time
wahey haha
Landon Green
C H E B S
Jace Sanchez
looking forward to the news tomorrow that london has been BTFO'd from the map
Zachary Sanchez
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the woods (Russia)
Lucas Rogers
what sweets/snacks should i buy on amazon?
Austin Hill
'ning lads
managed to coax myself out of bed at 9am, ready for a day of staring at girls bums and tits in class
such is the life of an arrogant student
Gabriel Diaz
Charles Sanchez
would probably shag May for a tenner
Colton Diaz
should I smoke heroin this evening
Josiah Kelly
Liam Bailey
hitler killed millions
Nolan Parker
nuke just landed in the garden
Nolan Cox
Making a scromlette out of this
Kevin Carter
i need a gf aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dylan Howard
Will the Commonwealth come to our aid in this time of need?
Joshua Mitchell
23:30 in Moscow. What the Russians will say in response? I think they will just ignore your mummy
Ayden Ward
Business idea: Ban Russians from Sup Forums.
Juan Garcia
FUCK me this cant be real
Brody Jackson
Fuck the Commonwealth. All we need are our great allies within the EU
Lucas Barnes
:3
Brandon Rogers
theres still time yet
Adrian Nguyen
OwO
William Brown
no
Julian Martinez
Is Sergei Skripal this century's Franz Ferdinand?
Blake Baker
oh no no no
Luis King
thoughts on this piece of art?
Austin Williams
need my bollocks busted by mummy may
Lucas Rodriguez
Why does the Saffer have green eyes, lad? Bit rude 2bqh.
Parker Ortiz
hehe
Luis Rivera
>10 Plot Twists That You Absolutely Didn't See Coming
Jose Morgan
has there been an update with this russia thing?
Leo Thompson
love mummy posting
Julian Carter
Turkey shot a Russian plane down and killed the ambassador and nothing much happened
Matthew Hall
Aiden Wood
Exceptional, I hope whoever painted it got into a prestigious art school and never attempted genocide
Justin Gomez
yes
Anthony Martinez
Wyatt Diaz
>Russian exile Nikolai Glushkov found dead at his London home
Juan Martin
caused ww2
Ryan Bell
Jaxon Richardson
C U T E
Carson Price
>implying there will be the rest of this century
Owen Fisher
that is hitler!!
bad man, bad painting!!
GRRRR
Elijah Ortiz
is that the new parliament
Jeremiah Harris
Carter Rogers
Anybody else getting really exited at the thought of an upcoming war with russia. Gonna enlist immediately
Probably wont happen though
Lucas Watson
Red, White and Blue Brexit:
>Red
A socialist Brexit, free from the chains of neoliberal hegemony in the EU, we will be free to deliver a fairer society to the workers of Britain
>Blue
Gone with the social liberalism of the EU. Brexit Britain will be socially conservative and traditionalist, a true blue nation of preserved British culture
>White
With control of our borders and immigration systems, we will be free to create the white ethnostate Britons have dreamed of
THERESA MAY IS NAZBOL
Jack Gray
Reminder that Trump loves Britain and will assist us :3
Easton Ortiz
>perspective
read /ic/ sticky
Connor Perry
>Anybody else getting really exited at the thought of an upcoming war with russia.
there will be no war
grow up
Hunter Davis
yeh i'm sure some wimpy /brit/ online warrior is just who the army needs to fight russia
Wyatt Thompson
very beautiful, can see that a great man did it
Sebastian Gomez
wtf I love mummy now
Isaiah Davis
dirty bugger
Isaiah Rogers
EБATЬ ХOХЛOB EБATЬ
Daniel Bennett
Nathaniel Stewart
we've all been through some shit
Ayden Jackson
cringe
Jace Barnes
they will just deny it as much as possible
Parker Long
really weird seeing all the 'mummy' posting and all the incest on porn sites
what is driving this ?
Samuel Powell
no war, only blackouts and NHS ransomware
thats about it
>implying they literally don't need hackers right now to fight russia
Aiden Miller
Blake Jones
green eyes are qt
Henry Brown
russia
Jordan Carter
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGAAAAAAAA
HAMANAHAMANAHAMANA
AW AW AW AWOOOOOOOOOOOO
HONK HONK HONK
Hudson Ramirez
did you know that girls think that c cup boobies are too small?
Jordan Parker
is that in munich, I feel like I have been there
Christopher Lopez
mummy was right though, there are only two possibilities and both of them are bad for russia.
Carter Diaz
>tfw apartment block has loads of russian exiles living here
don't want to get nerve gassed lads
pray for me
Jonathan Mitchell
yeh i'm sure you're the "anonymous" hacker mi6 needs
Adam Johnson
his mum was scottish
Jacob Nelson
ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest...accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaxson Smith
british jews
Bentley Wright
>Glushkov alleged that Berezovsky and Alexander Litvenienko, a double agent who was killed with polonium poison, had both been on a Kremlin hitlist. He concluded: "I don't see anyone left on the list apart from me."
>Russian exile Nikolai Glushkov found dead at his London home
Josiah Moore
YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING YOU SHOULD KNOW
Leo Reyes
*checks the Russian economy*
*still smaller than Italy*
I SLEEP
Nathaniel Morgan
it’s a powder la
Jose James
WHAT
Connor Russell
our feelings
Jason Bennett
Police helicopter doing a very thorough search of my town right now, I was walking home and I even got the light shone on me for a few secs
Scary
Wyatt Barnes
>two possibilities
and what are they?
Kevin Campbell
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
Austin Ortiz
hope ww3 happens so I can just do acid all day long with my mates and dont have to go to toil
russia please make it happen
Jace Moore
they know
Eli White
President of France: no children
German Chancellor: no children
British prime minister: no children
Italian prime minister: no children
Dutch prime minister: no children
European Commission president: no children
Swedish prime minister: no children
Luxembourg prime minister: no children
First Minister of Scotland: no children
Jaxon Butler
>The thing is, quality is not the same for everybody, so you're really showing your class there. Television isn't just for you, you know - what's popular is often low brow, but that doesn't make it lower quality.
ah yes, let's set our standards at the lowest common denominator. Let's never expect that anyone can better themselves, or that we can better ourselves as a species. Let's just give up and jerk off all day. By all means, brutalise people but under no circumstances patronise them.
I'd tell you to fuck off, but the thing is this is what's won. This is the world we live in - you're free to choose, so long as you want to choose between terrible options. It's not even enough to have swill on ITV, C4 and the infinite channels of freeview, satellite and Sky. Nope, the BBC has to bow to this as well. It's not that television isn't just for people like me, it's that television isn't for people like me.