PULL UP IN THE MONSTER, AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA
WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA
YEAH I'M IN THAT TONKA, COLOR OF WILLY WONKA
YOU COULD BE THE KING BUT WATCH THE QUEEN CONQUER
OKAY, FIRST THINGS FIRST, I'LL EAT YOUR BRAINS
THEN I'MA START ROCKING GOLD TEETH AND FANGS
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER DO
HAIR DRESSER FROM MILAN, THAT'S THE MONSTER 'DO
MONSTER GIUSEPPE HEEL, THAT'S THE MONSTER SHOE
YOUNG MONEY IS THE ROSTER AND A MONSTER CREW
AND I'M ALL UP, ALL UP, ALL UP IN THE BANK WITH THE FUNNY FACE
AND IF I'M FAKE, I AIN'T NOTICE 'CAUSE MY MONEY AIN'T
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, WAIT, I'M THE ROOKIE?
BUT MY FEATURES AND MY SHOWS TEN TIMES YOUR PAY?
50K FOR A VERSE, NO ALBUM OUT
YEAH, MY MONEY'S SO TALL THAT MY BARBIES GOT TO CLIMB IT
HOTTER THAN A MIDDLE EASTERN CLIMATE, VIOLENT
TONY MATTERHORN, "DUTTY WINE" IT, WYLIN'
NICKI ON THEM TITTIES WHEN I SIGN IT
THAT'S HOW THESE NIGGAS SO ONE-TRACK-MINDED
BUT REALLY REALLY I DON'T GIVE A F-U-C-K
"FORGET BARBIE, FUCK NICKI 'CAUSE SHE'S FAKE"
"SHE ON A DIET," BUT MY POCKETS EATING CHEESECAKE
AND I'LL SAY, BRIDE OF CHUCKY, IT'S CHILD'S PLAY
JUST KILLED ANOTHER CAREER, IT'S A MILD DAY
BESIDES, 'YE, THEY CAN'T STAND BESIDES ME
I THINK ME, YOU, AND AM SHOULD MÉNAGE FRIDAY
PINK WIG, THICK ASS, GIVE 'EM WHIPLASH
I THINK BIG, GET CASH, MAKE 'EM BLINK FAST
NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU JUST SAW, THIS IS WHAT YOU LIVE FOR
AAAAH, I'M A MOTHERFUCKING MONSTER!
/brit/
cara
ww3 incoming lads
PENGSHA
>Fookin Ngubu black cunt HE COULD HAVE HAD IT HE WAS SET UP FOR A PROPA CHEEKY ON-
>yeh wot u sayin 'bout Ngubu he is a fookin ledge mate a propa fukin star
>yeh mate dontchoo watch soccer am mate? Lineka sed u gotta fookin kick it out mate yer a fookin racist mate
>me fookin grandorta is black u racist fookin cunt, me dorta married a black fella he's a fukken bloke mate i'll tell you that i'll fookin smash ya ye cunt
>*A broken jagged pint glass is shoved into some poor cunts spherical beer belly*
>*glass ash tray is thrown across the pub, striking poor Cathy in the skull and sprawling her out onto the sticky racing green carpet
>*Eddie is caught sipping from someone elses pint, they start smashing his head against the billiard table, fag ends spilling from his pockets
>*Mohammed and the Sharia crew throw some Mr Muscle Drain cleaner in Fat Steve's face, his eyeballs pour out like caramel as his face drips between his fingers
>*Deano is having his head stomped on by six slapheaded angry cunts for walking into the pub at the wrong time
>Ahmed picks up the women fleeing from the scene in his taxi cab and drives them back TO the local trafficking branch of his local mosque
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
shiny slags
sue
*hoofs it into the channel for N'Dngo to run onto*
>20 women in England and Wales went to prison in 2015 over their TV licence
reminder that brits will go to jail if they don't pay to fund THIS
could go for some pancakes rn ngl
tempted to start playing through the library of every console and reviewing every game i play
problem is i hate videogames and can't even be bothered writing the essays required for my degree, let alone witless prattling about a topic i genuinely know nothing about.
president brain genious
...
Seeing many parallels between the Peloponnesian War and this looming conflict. NATO is Athens and the Delphic League, Russia the Spartans. And we all know how that one ended.
i wonder what the person who made this looks like
baffling post
>problem is i hate videogames
so why the hell would you play all of them then
>women went to prison
for how long? two days?
Oh, to see without my eyes
The first time that you kissed me
Boundless by the time I cried
I built your walls around me
White noise, what an awful sound
Fumbling by Rogue River
Feel my feet above the ground
Hand of God, deliver me
what's wrong with that?
raf already has a space operations command
does he know something we don't?
reckon this post deserves recognition shut up nerd
they cast white people instead of middle easterners for biblical films
shakespeare's plays in their original incarnation had males playing female roles.
its just artistic license lad.
>me fookin grandorta is black u racist fookin cunt, me dorta married a black fella he's a fukken bloke mate i'll tell you that i'll fookin smash ya ye cunt
do working class brits really talk like this?
Starting a World War over 2 dead spies (and you don't even know 100% if Russia is responsible)
Yeah, totally seams feasible and like an appropriate response.
And I'm the crazy one apparently.
the funny thing is the 'fuck off neurotypical' guy is probably a newfag that doesn't actually know what FONT stands for
tempted to go to prison so i can focus on gym
*pats your big kraut brain*
>Starting a World War over 2 dead spies
brainlet.jpg
ah yes, the space race
So the Russians used a nerve agent 5-8x more toxic than VX and somehow no-one was killed?
I smell something fishy here. The whole affair reminds me of Blair's aluminium tubes.
reckon this post need recognition shut up nerd
i'm so smart that i made a chair out of it
What could have been
>they cast white people instead of middle easterners for biblical films
All the relevant biblical characters were Caucasian.
you've spoken to a woman??? fuck off neuro typical!!!!!!
do they have gyms? assumed they could just do pushups
world war one was started over some dead Tarquin so who knows
Fuck off North Taigh right?
thoughts on london getting nuked to bits?
Well, so what your government will do against Russia?
I said it's High Green mate, via Hillsborough, please
they have barbells in the films
Ah yes Space Christians who see space colonization as heaven and take modern day scientists word as word of priests
boycott the world cup
hopefully kick all the pro-putin oligarchs dodging tax here
umm sweeties the russiabot said it wasn't them so we all obviously believe him over the american and british counter intelligence services
i used to play them as a kid and it was wonderful and exciting
i genuinely used to just sit up all night playing games instead of posting on /brit/ like i do now
many of the games i used to like are still enjoyable, not out of nostalgia but because i can actually play them. i can't play platformers anymore, i just can't make the jumps, my reaction times have slid to old man levels in-game even as they've improved everywhere else. (also i hate 2017 games because they're shit money-grabbing exercises you have to pay for more than once, but that's by-the-by.)
so i know, strictly, it's not that i hate games - it's that i'm too inattentive to keep playing them when i can just go on /brit/ and rake in the (you)s, or go read some nonsense about a battle between chinamen and indians in 1650BC that i won't remember. maybe if i set myself a task, a requirement to write for attention elsewhere, i might actually be able to keep my focus.
or more likely, i just had the idea and thought someone on /brit/ might reply if i posted it.
No, it wasn't.
business idea: muscle camps with a MD and nurse on call for roid administration and monitoring
we will move them out with belgian planes like we did the last time
Seeing many parallels between this post and WW2. Both involves krauts being stupid and on the precipice of feeling rather silly.
PPPOPOOOPOPO PO PO PO POPOPOPOPOOOPOPOOOOOOOPOPOPOO WEEW WEE WEE WEE WEE WILLY WILLY WILLY WILLY FANY !!!!!!! CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT BRRRRRRRAPPPPPPP POOPOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOOOO WIIIIILLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER IGGER PAKI PAKI FANNY CUNTY FANY NIGGERY CUNTY NIGGER MAN
genuinely good idea
I'll give you £20 million for a 2% stake
smashing op
unbelievable verse from nicki tbqh
>mouyes
lmao crimesofbrits has done it again
FUCK THE RUSSIANS WE NEED TO INVADE NOW
>links thumbnails
>twice
youtube.com
all nattys stand the fuck up
russia is british
probably a yank boomer
so a russian dies under suspicious circumstances in the UK and his russian friend comments about it. Then the russian friend dies under suspicious circumstances in the UK and his russian friend comments about it.
This Damian Kudryavtsev better watch out from now on. What a clusterfuck of a network.
doin a think
didn't read these posts
Based Brittania, Ivan wishes he'd invaded that many countries
will set up camp in a week, send me BTC la x
I don't think the autopsy has been done yet on the second guy
If the mortician and doctors say he died from a heart attack, will you assume the doctors are russian plants?
>SHITCHESTER POONITED
>vietnam
u wot
any whacky bruce man in?
contemporary corporate wageslavery is the modern equivalents of the gulags
Best verse from that album and from that career
t. Kev O'Rourke
howling at this idea
reminder
>2-1 la
>boycott the world cup
Belgium will say thanks a lot
>hopefully kick all the pro-putin oligarchs dodging tax here
I though they all left London already
drinking lewis hamilton 44 monster energy
vintage
didn't like it personally
getting scared of all this ruckus around russia from western media
NOT a fan of ww3 if i can say so myself
at least the gulags sometimes let people out before they died
so a russian dies under suspicious circumstances in the UK and his russian friend comments about it. Then the russian friend dies under suspicious circumstances in the UK and his russian friend comments about it.
It is most likely that this guy just died of natural causes right? russiabot
yeah whatever mate, post fucking machines
russia is going to attack the west and america can't save you
There's literally thousands of cold war relics who are 80+ years old dying every week
>2 Hours nearly
looking forward to russiabot explaining wikiwand.com
>MAN POO
a jew would know all about destroying russia
she was 16 in this
Very few of them with traces of Russian-made nerve agent on them, their daughter and the attending police officer I suspect Vlad.
If Putin invaded Britain, who would be our Quisling?