The Palins

What would you give to be a member of the Palin family?

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A seed deposit into Bristol

My job

> Track
The fuck did these names come from.

They aren't bad though.

An entire family that is non-salvageable.

three dollars and fifty cents

Someone needs to leak Bristols nudes.

I would procreate with Willow

This.
Who the fuck names their kid Track?

maybe he really likes to run

>maybe he really likes to run

...from the law

Half of my IQ

I'd fuck every one of them. I think pipe is old enough now. Fuck, it's been 8 years. She's got to be.

Very fuckable. Wow

The father is an ironman snow mobile winner.

Bradley Wiggins

Nothing, I can't wait to move out of Alaska.

Alaska is a meme like Australia in the 80's, shit inhospitable land.

Where's the retard baby in the photo

>What would you give to be a member of the Palin family?
If I can be conscious during the birth, I'd give my life.

Their kids are named after towns in Alaska.

RACE TRACK!

VROOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

I can't wait til you move out of here you fucking liberal transplant

Where is the retarded one?

America's first porn family

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That makes it worse. He could have been named Livengood.

i'd give alaska back to rossiya

I'd hit Bristol with my pistol
I'd give Piper my viper
I'd smother Willow with my pillow

Fuck and kill over nine thousand mongoloid Inuit's

Not as much as I would give to fuck a member of the Palin family.

sides = orbit

I wanna blow a huge load in Bristol so badly

>WOW ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW WHY DONT YOU HATE THE MENTALLY DISABLED LIKE I DO CHRISTFAG???

word on the street is bristol likes it raw

An education

Willow the dick.

Bristol is so fucking fertile in that picture HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I want to be in Piper.

Still better than actually pronouncing a dash as part of the name.

why do americans always look so plastic

I don't know about being a part of it but I see a couple I'd like to be inside if you catch what I'm saying.

Why are the Polish so T H I C C

My virginity

A few chromosomes

You would end up owing.

Where's the downy kid?

>le wholesome white family

deadspin.com/5841835/all-the-details-of-the-sarah-palin-glen-rice-coitus-youve-been-waiting-for

Sarah Palin literally fucked former basketball star Glen Rice among a whole other pack of black men that drilled her in college. Then this cuck gets the leftovers, no thanks.

Why do you have to emphasize literally? It's not necessary.

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Sup Forums Red Pill me on why there are so many car accidents and road rage in Russia?

I only know because of the insane amount of car accidents, they are required to have dash cams in their cars.

I wonder who manufactures their vehicles too in Russia, maybe many vehicles are inoperable and aren't recalled back because of corruption or something in Russia.

my 21st chromosome

bristol is in there

vodka

Very sad. She look fine before.

A chromosome since they're clearly missing a couple

A dollar.

I remember reading that years ago. This was in college when I was still a liberal and even then I thought, "A white girl who fucks a black guy is no longer human."

Do you reckon Track (wtf kind of name is that btw, track and field?) has ever thought about fucking Bristol? Of sticking his dick between those big tits and nutting in her face?

They are from Alaska, right?

Maybe she just lost a ton of weight? But yeah that is a hell of a transformation. Her new chin begs for kisses though.

She got an implant in her chin?

Fucking hell burgerland.

tf was she thinking

Beat me too it.

Seriously, though, Alaska is trash.

Piper Palin grew up to be an SJW

The Jews always win

people suck at names these days. where are the williams? where are the rogers? can you imagine 'Track' sitting on a throne? Wearing a crown? fuck no

Track is fucking Willow

how the hell is she that tan in alaska?

tanning beds

she just looks like an avg teen grill

would preg/10

The sun is out for 20+ hours a day in the summer.

You left Trig out...

>those smiles
Wow, creepy.
Except the little girl, her smile isn't ambiguous like the others, you know you're going to be raped if you're alone with her.

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I thought it was Tripp?

My frontal lobe

Thats a strange way of spelling piper.

Do I have to have a retarded name like Track or Trig (a form of math that the little autist will never be able to do)

Fpbp

I wanna suck on those fat udders so bad. I dont care if she has kids I would pump so much of my seed in her