Did you know that Finlands coat of arms is actually Swedish? Pic related from Uppsala cathedral.
Finns, when will you stop plagarizing our heraldry?
Did you know that Finlands coat of arms is actually Swedish? Pic related from Uppsala cathedral
Oliver Wood
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Logan Sanders
Nice
Jackson Perry
Did you know that Finland is actually Swedish?
David Peterson
It's not
You're an idiot
Wrong. Return Haaparanta at once.
Eli Morales
Pretty much everything of note in Finland is Swedish
Eli Bennett
not Nokia cell phones :)
Justin Lopez
>Nokia's history dates back to 1865, when Finnish-Swede mining engineer Fredrik Idestam established a pulp mill near the town of Tampere, Finland (then in the Russian Empire). A second pulp mill was opened in 1868 near the neighboring town of Nokia, offering better hydropower resources. In 1871, Idestam, together with friend Leo Mechelin, formed a shared company from it and called it Nokia Ab (in Swedish, Nokia Company being the English equivalent), after the site of the second pulp mill.
Grayson Jenkins
What do these long dead cunts have to do with cell phones?
Tyler Bailey
AHAHAHAHAAHHAH!H!H!! How will Österland ever recover!?
James Rivera
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Finland, is in fact, Sweden/Finland, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Sweden plus Finland. Finland is not a country unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Swedish system made useful by the Swedish religion, system of government and Fenno-Swede elite comprising a full country as defined by the UN.
Many Sup Forums posters interact with a modified version of the Swedish nation every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Sweden which occupies Lapland and Österland is often called "Finland", and many of its citizens are not aware that it is basically the Swedish nation, developed by the Swedish Kings.
There really are Finns, and these people do live there, but they’re just a part of the country. Finns are the proletariat: the worker bees of the country that gather the resources and work in the businesses that Swedes run. The Finns are an essential part of the country, but useless by themselves; they can only function in the context of the Swedish system. Finns are normally used to do manual labor under Swedish supervision: the whole country is basically Sweden with Finns added, or Sweden-Finland. All the so-called "Finnish" accomplishments are really accomplishments of Sweden/Finland.
Noah Rivera
Return? It has never been a part of Finland. Btw return Österland.
Carson Perez
I read about this Mechelin guy and he was a Belgian-German descent politician who wanted to bring Jews to Finland to civilize Finns.
Finland-Swedishness in a nutshell.
Brody Sanchez
delet this
John Lopez
Oh no the Swedish bulls are back!
Leo Martinez
>Swedish bulls
kek
Easton Wood
How can we even stop them?
Jace Phillips
>swedish powerfantasies
The "swedish elite" what you are talking about is 5% of the country and they are mostly fishermen and grow tomatoes in Närpiö.
Parker Rivera
Always a fennoswede
Parker Watson
>my fennopithecus ass is on FIIIIIIIRRREEEEEE
Camden Rodriguez
Pulp mills had nothing to do with Nokia's success.
Finns do.
Christian Sullivan
That guy has nothing to do with the cellphones it was a rubber and cable factory first.
Adrian Butler
>the swede says, with a picture from a cathedral that was stolen from the catholic church
Colton James
*colonizes you*
Adrian Hughes
Stop picking on Finland!
William Perez
no
Ethan Morris
And where would Nokia be today if he never started the company?
Anthony Wright
What? Stolen from the catholic church?
Tyler Cook
No, just correcting your powerfantasies. About 0,5% of that swedish speaking population are actually rich. Most of them are just sailors/fishermans or farmers who eat a lot of fish and drive boats.
William White
Bulls in traditional Swedish culture have very different looking genitals than you might imagine
en.wikipedia.org
>Badin was married twice but died childless; the rumors that he was the father of the alleged secret daughter of Sophia Albertina have never been confirmed. He married Elisabet Svart (d. 1798) in 1782 and Magdalena Eleonora Norell in 1799[3] Badin sometimes helped the court poet Bellman to compose verses for special occasions, and some of them were published in his name. Badin participated in plays at the French Theatre in Bollhuset; he is listed as a dancer in a ballet in the 1769-70 season and played the main part in Arlequin Sauvage in the 1770–71 season, a play in which a "savage" meets civilization, and an erotic play by Marivaux.
>in 1802, a black teenager of the Duke, Figaro, was involved in a love affair at court.
Charles Thompson
unironically yes, gib back cathedral
Jace Brown
Wh*toids watch out
Juan Barnes
Well when finns started to make cellphones they were actually called Mobira.
So Nokia just wouldn't exist today, no rubber boots, tires or anything. If the phones werent transferred under Nokia brand, then Nokia would be know only by their rubber boots.
Evan Foster
>be finnish
>come across a thread about finland
>"ah yes, very good. finally we are relevant."
>look at the flag of the poster
>it is a swede
>suddenly, an intense pain flares up in your anus
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH PERKELE VITTU HELP ME HEEEEEEEEELP MY ASS IS ON FIIIIIIIIRRRREEEEEEEEEEE"
>gather up enough strength to limp towards the local tengri shaman
>after sacrificing 3 fennoswedish babies and drinking vodka, he gains a vision from ukko which tells him how to heal you
>"only cure is to go to internet and say finland is best and sweden sucks"
>take his advice, come back to the thread
>post
Camden Nguyen
"Swedish empire".
Matthew Flores
Why are imperialists so rude?
Landon Jackson
What are you on about?
Benjamin Hall
>be swedish
>be butthurt and make finnish threads on Sup Forums
>get rekt and write posts like this
Ian Hall
Finns are backwater Swedes who live in the swamps.
Noah Davis
We live in swamps too, though
Ryan Perry
We are not Swedes. Very few people here even know their language and most just have a vague idea it's somewhere near Finland.
Daniel Harris
hahah Here in south Belize we have white Nordic tigers guarding the gate of the home of the white man which is south Belize
Adrian Taylor
T-I-G-E-R-S?
Jose Scott
its literally just the norwegian coat of arms with a sword instead of an axe
Asher Collins
Our lion has cool armor hand and its standing on a sword and it has R-O-S-E-S :)
Michael Bailey
ah yes, "we invented lionz n shieeet"
David James
Finns have stolen more than just heraldry. Many of the Finnish military marches were originally written in Swedish and had nothing to do with Finland. For example, take "Narvan marssi" which they use at funeral processions. It is in reality called "Viken, tidens flyktiga minnen" written in 1818 for the 100 year anniversary of Karl XII's death in Norway.
You can see finns all over the internet doing damage control and trying to deny it, like this one here.
Noah Wright
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Adrian Hall
such shameless revisionism
Jeremiah Turner
WE
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KANGZ
Robert Morgan
>Fundinn Noregr
Ryder Parker
norri merely ruled over the finns, goths and the kvens, he wasn't one of them. that saga also "documents" his descent back to adam and eve so it's obviously bullshit, like the swedish text detailing swedish kings back to 2000 bc