>the VIRGIN european leg cross
>legs guarded in a feminine position as if protecting his lady parts from attack, shows submission to those around him
>the CHAD american manspread
>takes up a large amount of space due to his high testosterone levels, legs in an open position to give him massive cock and balls room to breathe
Why are European males taught to sit like little girls?
Why are you posting epic reddit memes?
I actually find the virgin leg cross to be more comfortable ;_;
sorry about the micopenis mate
i did too, but then I went through puberty.
every time I cross my legs like that I either half to push my balls down into the seat and dick up into my pants, which makes the bulge very obvious, or I have to just crush it all, which usually leads to a boner, which leads to an even more noticeable bulge.
>half to
have to*
my bad...
How aout no cross at all faggots
I just do the classic "manspread"
I prefer the presidential sit.
The European leg cross is only uncomfortable if you have fat legs
I do both
I kinda do it half-way.
isn't that image on the left how women cross their legs?
INTELLIGENT NORDY
The right one looks retarded. And sitting with your legs crossed is for girls.
The american leg cross looks dumb as fuck and uncomfortable.
Also fucking childish.
But what did I expect most adult US americans are the biggest fucking toddlers. Just look at their media.
Just look at all the soyboys and manlets. Just look at all the SJWs.
Mutts have such a low IQ that they cant even distinguish between beeing comfortable or not.
Fucking top kek.
Right on point mate
this guy is mad online
This guy is a faggot
I either manspread or use the British politician power stance
im skinny and it's uncomfortable to me. but i have big american balls so that's why
amerilards seem very confident about their masculinity. That's why they call everyone cucks all the
how do you ppl legcross, it crushes my balls
you sound so fucking upset. did a american hurt you when you were a child?
Literally nobody does the left one except Obama
Left one for warmth desu.
well the left one has a job, sitting on his designer sofa while the right one sits in a fucking camping chair....
>don't like America orAmericanisation
>but the ankle-on-knee leg-cross is more comfortable
Do I reject America or retain my comfort?
Left one is on a conference call with his three girlfriends to plan tonight's orgy after making a hefty bonus at his trader job in the City.
Right one just came back from Home Depot and his wife was getting fucked by another man, so he just sits and watch until they're finished.
Virgin one would be more comfortable if it didn't choke your dick, the chad one always makes my leg go numb after a while
>calling things 'European' or 'American' makes them 'European' or 'American'
I doubt that they're trademarked and nobody here calls them that.
>not MAXIMUM OVERCHADDINGTONIAN squat
no wonder ya'll legalize gay marriage
LOOK AT HIS HANDS
ILLUMANTI CONFIRMED
I was never able to do the legcross to the left, my balls hurt. Not that I want to since it's the way women cross their legs
That's how i sit on the toilet.
there's nothing at all wrong with it, it's comfortable