"Dad, who's posting on Sup Forums after midnight?"

>"Dad, who's posting on Sup Forums after midnight?"
>"Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners..."

Well, which one describes you, Sup Forums?

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I work nights while shitposting here, so still angry loner.

employed but sometimes I just like to be naughty and stay up extra late! :)

Are they mutually exclusive or something?

angry loner
i used to be unemployable
never been big on drinking because i have a very weak stomach

¿Por que no los tres?

all

All the above

all three......

>Drinking to loneliness

What kind of animal are you?

As of right now I'm unemployed so probably that one. Wish me luck tv one day imma make it big and we will make kino together

None, I work nights. I guess I might qualify as "angry loner" though, since I recently moved, and don't know anyone where I now live.

Not much of a drinker so...

Ostensibly all of them apply. Not kidding.

gl nigga

All of the above

It's morning you fuck

>unemployable
Yes
>angry loner
Yes
>alcoholic
Not yet

>angry loners

if you're trying to sound smart try to shoehorn ostensibly onto the end of the your sentences rather than the beginning you fucking worthless faggot

>unemployable
yes
>angry loner
yes
>alcoholic
yes

why else would I be here?

I can post my pics with my ex-gf, my gf or with traps? I don't want to get banned again in the third time a month.

I'm a Sneed (formerly a Chuck)

i dont post because im to tired

Unemployable angry loner alcoholic. Wizard.

>post season 9 Simpsons
Fuck off Reddit

Australian

I'm not unemployable, I just don't want to work. Nor do I drink. I am angry and alone though.

All of the above except replace alcoholic with foot fetishist

I'm just waiting for a good The Thing thread.

:)

Drugged out film student. Watching 24 hour party people.

haha

at least I'm not alcoholic

Second two

Too much of a poor fag for booze, luckily prescription pills are cheap

Angry loner.

Borderline alcoholic
I'm employed
I'm an angry loner
Does that answer your question?

drink 1-3 beers 3-4 times a week
3 jobs
talked one on one with at least 5 women who aren't my gf this week

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t. Chuck

Unemployable angry loner. I'd be an alcoholic too if I had the money, but I don't because I'm unemployable.

it's 8PM friday night. i have no victoria's secret model girlfriend is why.

>the unemployable
I'm just not reliable.

literally all of the above

>Alcoholics
no
>the unemployable
no
>angry
yes
>loners
no

also it's 12:42

>David Lynch pitches Twin Peaks season 4

all

kill urself

neet and literally live in moms basement

for the love of christ somebody please fucking murder me

alcoholic only on saturdays and sundays
loner but not really angry. just enjoy my own company ftmp

at least 2 if not all 3 of those

i am in school though, and fridays are off

For all those that answered "unemployable" on here:

Where do you live and how do you afford to live? Just curious. Do you all still live with your parents or in low-income housing or what?

none of em really.

I'm an employed chill dude who is an alcoholic and I'd never be awake after midnight because I'm what you call functional even on the weekend

Drink 12 beers between 5 - 10:30pm, eat a massive feed and you're good to go the next day, protip drink nothing but water during the day

Well I have a job and I'm not really an alcoholic so angry loner.

angry loner through and through

you forgot australians

The Disciplined

I'm an alcoholic and a loner.

But I'm emplyed and not particulary angry

Just looking for someone to show me a good time.

I'm European

hey, me too
wanna hang?

eh, no

Angry loner

loner stoner european

SNEED
N
E
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Euro

sneed

I'm australian NEET I'll go with unemployable

Angry loner for sure. I'm not an addict (yet) but I definitely drink too often.

He didn't even use the word right.

I'm a Brit living in social housing (housing association that gets grants and subsidy from the government) with low rent which all gets paid through state benefits anyway. Not a lot of money and I don't intend to stay this way forever but you could if you wanted to.

Try fucking a real girl.

All of the above and add sexually frustrated virgin

I start work at like 2 in the afternoon so I dunno
I have an alcohol problem probably though

I live in japan.

>Drink 12 beers between 5 - 10:30pm, eat a massive feed

how much of a fat fuck are you sir?

Every day I make a quick trade on the forex market, buying 1M lots of a currency pair (USD/JPY or CAD/JPY) and after 5 mins I get out of it usually with 500$+, or get stopped out at -250. I usually net 1500/week doing 1 trade a day.

>FYI for people who might not know, a 1 million lot of a forex currency is not much, you can buy that amount with less than 5k with enough margin.

mad respect bro
living the dream

Well its 8:25am and still haven't gone to sleep. Im all of the above.

old timey cigarretes would keep shitting it up with bs ending theories anyway

Unemployable, angry loner.

>tfw took accutane for a few months
>it completely butt blasted my liver
>I still drink whenever I can and in large quantities