Why do we never see Miranda Cosgrove on tv anymore?

Why do we never see Miranda Cosgrove on tv anymore?

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no reason

>you will never touch her feet

her expiration date has expired

Trust me it's for the best.

Serious question here...
Are the rumors about icarly being a Ultra-Slut true?

The moment they tried bring her back to tv they immediately tried to hook her good girl character up with a black guy. The show got canceled before there could be a kiss scene so thank god for small favors?

Ariana grande is the giga slut. Megan wouldn't fuck dangerous dan so she was blacklisted from TV

But I wanted to see Miranda getting BBC'd. Such a shame.

>297. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 06/28 **#8**
>This former A+ list tween actress turned B/B- list adult actress does kind of have a franchise. She is the go to person for party favors during the promo run for her latest movie. Miranda Cosgrove ("Despicable Me 3")

That's what happens when your career is dead. Poor thing.

FUCK I LOVE FEEEEEEEEEEET

She's raising her kid

Some things never change.

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.

Calm down, Dan. She is too old for you.

Those *are* some awfully damn nice feet.

seek help

They never even let you fuck her?

Come on, it's too soon to fap, bro.

She looks dead inside.

Joker faced gremlin.

Strip club?
Was this a kids show?

The only thing that can soothe him would be a loving pair of warm, soft soles pressed against his face

>inb4 Miranda USC stories

How long can you last without cumming

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Memes aside, what happened with her? She is famous enough to grasp good gigs. Has she been blacklisted or did she quit acting?

all day, neck yourself footfags

the most disgusting fetish there is

she fucking looks like michael jackson

Keep jacking off to your scat, degenerate.

Grow up, little girl lol

Hey r*ddit

JUST

Do you think that, after Joss Whedon has been outed by his ex, Dan will be next?

joss is gay, dan is pure legend.

Just look that. Joss is a casting couch king:

thewrap.com/joss-whedon-feminist-hypocrite-infidelity-affairs-ex-wife-kai-cole-says/

So disgusting, but knowing what Dan Schneider did to her for years it's not a surprise. That depraved fatass defiled Cosgrove beyond imaginary.

>not jennette

Coalburner

You just can't keep a good Dan down it seems

i'm a footfag but this really isn't my thing

would still hit it

I don't get women. "These harmless, normal people are creepy for reasons I could never articulate and I do not like them. But I'll still talk about them and send them pictures for attention"

For not liking the "creeps" that find her feet attractive she sure posts pics of them a lot.

That shits been streached out, and busted to hell, bro.

It would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway at this point.

I don't either but as long as they keep making shit i can jerk it to then i'm fine

Perfect feet. Probably that's why Dan paid her $180k per episode. Just imagine cumming on her feet in daily basis at her prime.

She looks like she's holding back tears.

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w-what happened here?...

I wounder whos next on his list?

You don't love soles?

trampling isn't very hot 2bh pham

this 2bh

>mfw her foot was smashed into mush in that bus accident

i wanna give her feets kisses

I don't think you can say you love soles if you won't accept their love and power on top of you.

>She says that even though her career has gone into the tank because she wouldn’t sleep with the producer, she doesn’t regret her decision. She points to another actress of a show he produced. That actress slept with the producer and his friends and it didn’t help her career at all.

She was Dan's fucktoy for nothing. Her career is deadly dead.

Most people who were sexually abused as children end up being ultra-sluts.

Snyder is living the dream. Go forth and conquer, King Dan.

Just ask Dan if you can buy one of his private videos.

>friendly reminder Miranda cucked Dan with the entire football team of her uni
Based Miranda had the last laugh.

>I don't get women
>...
>for attention

Protein directly from the sauce.

For real? What happened?

She has eternal access. And I'm sure she's getting some kind of royalty for her roles. Who needs to be on film when you're still being paid.

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Who even vets these rumours, it could be some Sup Forums autist making it all up

She is like Mark Hamill... So sad. I thought she will be a adult star too.

>tfw you can't save your waifu

The Jew accountants no doubt owed the producers, including Dan, a favor or two. They hence forth included Miranda in all their expenditures, say .6%? I'm sure she's taken care of so as long as she lives modestly.

Hopefully she can work again. That's too depressing to be true.

She is going to look like sandra otterson in 15 years

And it's going to be fucking awesome

Come on user its too early to fap

can't wait

Because that is the case.

She knew what's going on in this scene.
Thanks Dan for all the faps.

/ourguy/

I will never spit-roast coked out Miranda...
feels bad ;_;

I like how this guy is the closest to a pedophile ring leader we got, yet there is zero evidence for it.

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Honestly I've heard too many stories and pictures for it simply to be conjecture.
I assume the guy is simply in the thick of it and if he goes down he can point a lot of fingers at many celebrities/powerful people, so literally no one goes after him.

Who would stop him? No one wants to end up suicided with a crossbow bolt at the back of your head.

dan hit it first

Lol. That I'm single with black baby hair

JUST

>who would stop him?
me

and...

When will Miranda Cosgrove break down and reveal all?

Miranda, are you, you are?

aint no cameras in my basement

To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

Have you never heard about the White Ghost of USC?

>White Ghost of USC
Curious nickname. Backstory of this?

White from all the sperm on her famalam
Ghost is what she looked like after her usual nightly performance just totally exhausted and dying inside

Even for a joke, that's creepy.

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Details, for science...

Proof. Now.

Yeah, it's amazing the amount of dicking a drunk nympho can take.

>If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media

sad

butthurt footcreep detected