foreigners out, friends in edition
/v4/ + friends
today I'm with my girl for 3 years
love lasts for 4 years max
if you don't marry her soon she'll leave you
are you gonna do something special for the anniversary?
I think she expects you to offer that ring user
I'd be expecting it too
aww that's so cute you normie :)
here, I reserved a place for you
>Wanna fuck user?
>using VPN to post on an anonimaus chink cartoon image board
i feel sorry for you
youtu.be
>don't be shy user, I bet your cock tastes better
>180cm
>chcenie manleta
co te słowiańskie zwierzęta to ja nawet nie
gonna have sex tonight lads
kys
Have fun
normies OUT
Just see on Skype as usual, it's just that the day is kind of special so it feels nice
do footjobs feel good?
depends on who gives it
a 18 year old maiden, or a 40 year old farmer
It's like a clumsier handjob, unless the sight of girls feet gives you a diamond hard erection, don't bother
18 year old is an old hag
>TFW anyjob would feel good now
I can give you any kind of job if you want
I'll send you 30€ if you sort my anime collection (10k pics)
all you need is a good punch in your face and someone who deletes all the trash in front of your eyes
all you need is a punch in the face and someone of arabic descent to fuck your shit filled germ ass
>german flag
>german
are you new?
c-congratulations Litwin
are you Greek?
Are you Greek?
bist du Grieche?
Ar tu graikas?
Jsi řek?
How did they keep the line going for the arms between the gap in his fingers?
Si Grék?
How long since you know each other?
Reminder that a lot of the cities in bihemia were founded by germans invited by your nobikity that embraced german knightly traditions.
Do you even get taught that stuff?
you should be thankful that humanity didn't exterminte you
wtf based clooney
elaborate
>elaborate
I will do the ol' in-out-in-out with a female
Move to another country then if you do not want to interact with us.
congratulations :3
but germs go to other countries to ruin them
I unironically hate germans, every time I interacted with a german in real life, they had this smug feeling about them, like I was trash they didn't want to bother with
Yeah, sure .
maturiták?
and they are right you slavshit
h-how did you know
did she say she wants you?
pretty much the same day since we wrote for the first time
14 March 2015
ačiū
yes
pi day
Nice! Just dont fuck it up.
>pi day
damn asfentis you are right as always
nice
haha y-yes, i'll think if you when i'm going to be doing it
from now on
it is afendi
thats pretty gay desu is she a qt atleast?
Average
hunanon who is master of EUIV how can i get Sunset Invasion achievment?
>afendi
>master, boss
nah, that's just too cringy and screams insecurity from your side
pick something less edgy and less autistic
>play eu4
>get to 1600s
>stop playing
hey guys its me
hope she is not lying had friend who took some girl to it only so that girl could hook up with other classmate instead of him
what the fuck lmao
reminds me of americans on black friday, fucking retards
>Meanwhile in Poland
youtu.be
oh well try to keep her close or idk im a virgin loser after all
You should read this, it's almost preternaturally accurate.
archive.org
Is this your video?
It was on FB soo i uploaded it on YT, its fresh
actually amazing and impressive
I hope you find a gf user
>talking with virgins on the internet
>get tired and go to sleep
>*sleeps*
>wake up midnight because something squishy is on my ribs
>"Did I shit myself?"
>"Nah I am not that autistic. It is probably just some reptile eating me alive just like in my dreams"
>grabs on the thing
>*processing*
>"This has to be shit"
>*smells it*
>It actually smells nice
>turns on the light
>HOLLY SHIT.jpg
>my bed and my body is cover with brown stuff
>checks the thing that is still in my palm
>it is chocolate
you were lucky this time, consider it a favor from marcel (god)
What a great story
Did you eat it?
no
>passed out drunk in friends house
>lads stick a bar of chocolate between my buttcheeks
>it melts
>wake up thinking I shit myself
>having mongoloid friends
kek
this is about the least bad thing your friends can do to you while you sleep
>He passes out
>tfw no gf who would lick down the melted chocolate from my body
congrats
t. mykola jebiewdenko
impressive
idk I sometimes feel like I want one but then again im a total sperg towards females and I fap often which makes me not want any
also
>tomoko
>youtube.com
A vždy keď na strome zlomili halúzku,
hádzali mi chlapci čerešne za blúzku
keď boli zvedaví, čo to mám pod blúzkou
odháňala som ich zelenou halúzkou.
top tier taste my friend
what the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia then?
Foreigners are okay desu
as long as they don't seek to turn our legal and institutional system into that of an undeveloped barbaristan, like some Nigerians, Arabs or Russians.
>Mountain niggers
>Mountain niggers with beaches
I hope i helped
Knights are the most fucking boring warriors to ever exist
>won't even show their face, can't stare the enemy down
>hehe I'm a tin man
>all silver, where are the fucking colors?
>inb4 cringy deus vult
the deus wasn't very vulting when crusaders fucked up multiple crusades against more /fa/shionable Sarachads
warfare is all about fashion, you can't just die looking like a piece of shit, you must show off your moustache, wear something fancy and eye raping, krauts knew this which is why they had elegant uniforms in WWII, they wanted to look pretty for Ivan Thundercockov
youtube.com
anyone recognize the song in this? it sounds like Galvanize but its not any remix I could fin.
I wish I was Polish
I was proud of being a Pole before PiSs seized power. Now I'm ashamed.