foreigners out, friends in edition
/v4/ + friends
Evan Sanchez
Hudson Ortiz
today I'm with my girl for 3 years
Adrian Stewart
love lasts for 4 years max
if you don't marry her soon she'll leave you
Angel Martin
Nicholas Ramirez
are you gonna do something special for the anniversary?
Nathaniel Kelly
I think she expects you to offer that ring user
I'd be expecting it too
Owen Smith
aww that's so cute you normie :)
here, I reserved a place for you
Isaiah Richardson
>Wanna fuck user?
Kevin Sullivan
>using VPN to post on an anonimaus chink cartoon image board
Bentley Young
i feel sorry for you
youtu.be
Nathaniel Collins
>don't be shy user, I bet your cock tastes better
Anthony Long
Caleb Russell
>180cm
>chcenie manleta
co te słowiańskie zwierzęta to ja nawet nie
John Fisher
gonna have sex tonight lads
Ian Nguyen
kys
Liam Carter
Have fun
Charles Nelson
normies OUT
Logan Robinson
Just see on Skype as usual, it's just that the day is kind of special so it feels nice
David Myers
do footjobs feel good?
Sebastian Stewart
depends on who gives it
a 18 year old maiden, or a 40 year old farmer
Jonathan Morgan
It's like a clumsier handjob, unless the sight of girls feet gives you a diamond hard erection, don't bother
Joseph Young
18 year old is an old hag
Isaiah Myers
>TFW anyjob would feel good now
Xavier Walker
I can give you any kind of job if you want
Jeremiah Fisher
I'll send you 30€ if you sort my anime collection (10k pics)
Matthew Gomez
all you need is a good punch in your face and someone who deletes all the trash in front of your eyes
John Harris
all you need is a punch in the face and someone of arabic descent to fuck your shit filled germ ass
Nicholas Sanders
>german flag
>german
are you new?
Bentley Smith
c-congratulations Litwin
Anthony Moore
are you Greek?
Nathaniel Barnes
Are you Greek?
Ian Foster
bist du Grieche?
Justin Cooper
Ar tu graikas?
Charles Collins
Jsi řek?
Hunter Hill
How did they keep the line going for the arms between the gap in his fingers?
Hudson Williams
Si Grék?
Jace Lee
How long since you know each other?
Jeremiah Walker
Reminder that a lot of the cities in bihemia were founded by germans invited by your nobikity that embraced german knightly traditions.
Do you even get taught that stuff?
Kayden Garcia
Grayson Jones
you should be thankful that humanity didn't exterminte you
Caleb Turner
wtf based clooney
elaborate
Alexander Cooper
>elaborate
I will do the ol' in-out-in-out with a female
Nathan Walker
Move to another country then if you do not want to interact with us.
Josiah Robinson
congratulations :3
Nathan Rivera
but germs go to other countries to ruin them
Parker Sanchez
I unironically hate germans, every time I interacted with a german in real life, they had this smug feeling about them, like I was trash they didn't want to bother with
Jacob Bailey
Yeah, sure .
Jaxon Bell
maturiták?
Jaxson Richardson
and they are right you slavshit
David Peterson
h-how did you know
Elijah Walker
Aiden Williams
did she say she wants you?
Adam Perry
pretty much the same day since we wrote for the first time
14 March 2015
ačiū
Easton Baker
yes
Carson Phillips
Isaiah Gonzalez
pi day
Jace Gomez
Nice! Just dont fuck it up.
Gabriel Scott
>pi day
damn asfentis you are right as always
nice
Gavin Wright
haha y-yes, i'll think if you when i'm going to be doing it
Oliver Brooks
from now on
it is afendi
Liam Russell
thats pretty gay desu is she a qt atleast?
Henry Campbell
Average
Carter Hughes
hunanon who is master of EUIV how can i get Sunset Invasion achievment?
Landon Miller
>afendi
>master, boss
nah, that's just too cringy and screams insecurity from your side
pick something less edgy and less autistic
Chase Lopez
Samuel Diaz
>play eu4
>get to 1600s
>stop playing
Jaxon Hill
hey guys its me
Justin Reed
hope she is not lying had friend who took some girl to it only so that girl could hook up with other classmate instead of him
Joseph Harris
what the fuck lmao
reminds me of americans on black friday, fucking retards
Ian Bailey
>Meanwhile in Poland
youtu.be
Logan Ortiz
oh well try to keep her close or idk im a virgin loser after all
Daniel Green
You should read this, it's almost preternaturally accurate.
archive.org
Joseph Phillips
Is this your video?
Ryder Davis
It was on FB soo i uploaded it on YT, its fresh
Dominic Hernandez
actually amazing and impressive
Dominic Baker
I hope you find a gf user
Jeremiah Perry
>talking with virgins on the internet
>get tired and go to sleep
>*sleeps*
>wake up midnight because something squishy is on my ribs
>"Did I shit myself?"
>"Nah I am not that autistic. It is probably just some reptile eating me alive just like in my dreams"
>grabs on the thing
>*processing*
>"This has to be shit"
>*smells it*
>It actually smells nice
>turns on the light
>HOLLY SHIT.jpg
>my bed and my body is cover with brown stuff
>checks the thing that is still in my palm
>it is chocolate
Jordan Green
you were lucky this time, consider it a favor from marcel (god)
Easton Rodriguez
What a great story
William Perry
Did you eat it?
Cameron Bennett
Nathaniel Flores
no
Parker Ortiz
>passed out drunk in friends house
>lads stick a bar of chocolate between my buttcheeks
>it melts
>wake up thinking I shit myself
Leo Howard
>having mongoloid friends
Julian Garcia
kek
this is about the least bad thing your friends can do to you while you sleep
Austin Reed
>He passes out
Adrian Ortiz
>tfw no gf who would lick down the melted chocolate from my body
Ian Martin
congrats
Alexander Young
t. mykola jebiewdenko
William Powell
impressive
Sebastian Carter
idk I sometimes feel like I want one but then again im a total sperg towards females and I fap often which makes me not want any
also
>tomoko
Nolan Robinson
>youtube.com
A vždy keď na strome zlomili halúzku,
hádzali mi chlapci čerešne za blúzku
keď boli zvedaví, čo to mám pod blúzkou
odháňala som ich zelenou halúzkou.
Colton Bennett
top tier taste my friend
Dominic Anderson
what the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia then?
Ryder Peterson
Foreigners are okay desu
as long as they don't seek to turn our legal and institutional system into that of an undeveloped barbaristan, like some Nigerians, Arabs or Russians.
Asher Roberts
>Mountain niggers
>Mountain niggers with beaches
I hope i helped
Bentley Rodriguez
Knights are the most fucking boring warriors to ever exist
>won't even show their face, can't stare the enemy down
>hehe I'm a tin man
>all silver, where are the fucking colors?
>inb4 cringy deus vult
the deus wasn't very vulting when crusaders fucked up multiple crusades against more /fa/shionable Sarachads
warfare is all about fashion, you can't just die looking like a piece of shit, you must show off your moustache, wear something fancy and eye raping, krauts knew this which is why they had elegant uniforms in WWII, they wanted to look pretty for Ivan Thundercockov
Asher Mitchell
youtube.com
anyone recognize the song in this? it sounds like Galvanize but its not any remix I could fin.
Hunter Turner
I wish I was Polish
Isaac White
I was proud of being a Pole before PiSs seized power. Now I'm ashamed.