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i am on the wrong side of natural selection

based stephen sub edition

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just realised im the next step in human evolution
might go end human life as we know it by not having children

Reckon the Fermi paradox can be explained by antinatalism.

*reads textbooks that I wont remember in 5 years time*
*spends £30k of government money on getting blackout drunk*
*passes a degree that's impossible to fail as 40% is the failure mark*

ah yes, NOW I am ready to enter the workforce

what a fucking lad

judging from here you’re on the good side

anime

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good post

the universe is smaller than my brain

reckon it can't and that you're a brainlet

i still haven't properly got up yet lads

>*reads textbooks that I wont remember in 5 years time*
Textbooks are a Jewish scheme. Would never pay money for one.

Mmmmm.

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>*spends £30k of government money on getting blackout drunk*
come on now lad, I only spent about half that on getting drunk. Pingers, weed and coke aren't as cheap as they used to be

did russia invade the UK already?

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shouting

Unless it's vocational (medicine, dentistry, engineering, vet or law) the biggest value of a degree is that you're smart enough to get into a decent course at a decent uni in the first place.

I AM NOT JOKING ANYMORE, WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?

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bnm opening hours

Lads (and laddettes)

When you applied for student finance did you get the bumper maintenance loan?
It says cause I'm a poor PLEB I can apply for up to 8 grand but I went with 4 because I don't like debt :(.

roasties claimed him like they do with all beta males

probably being gangraped by a some somalians

yeah actually quite concerning now, jeff please come back, we're worried

bnm closing time

oh in our country it's called lay's

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I work for one of the intelligence. I've recently been dating this half-russian girl and she seems oddly into me. Do you reckon she's a spy and she's just trying to use me?

will be making my first ever post from my new phone shortly

were you born in 2000

Maybe abiogenesis is just way more improbable than we think.

He’s probably giving some bitch beta bux for fucks or he’s dead from the alcohol.

>law
brainlets

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

>turning down free money

nigga what are you doing?

b&m what time closes

FOY

reckon the Napoleonic wars was really the first world war

reminder stephen hawking literally can move his finger and has had sex, being a virgin is literally impossible

He's currently in Italy on holiday.

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biggest con since communism

>take the young and bright, at their most energetic
>put them in halls together with late starts, minimal responsibility and no discipline
>have them fuck and drink and do loads of drugs
>hop them up on prescriptions when this lifestyle leaves them unsatisified
>pander more free shit to them to win votes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Now Jefferey is gone I stand a lone black man against a sea of wh*te faces.

b&m preston still open

yeah but he had a beautiful mind

if your mind is beautiful enough you can convince women to fuck you no matter how weird you look

9.00am - 8.00pm

mad when you think that you can actually just apply to join SIS/MI5/GCHQ

Obviously they need qualified STEM roles and everything but you'd think that the kind of person who applies for intelligence services is the same kind of person they wouldn't want

hate law mongs simple as

brainlet

what debt you fucking retard it isn't even like normal debt and its a tiny deduction from your wages what a fucking idiot you were literally offered 8k and took half you fucking spacker end yourself

He was a Chad before it went all to shit for him. But he still had his fame, his money, this intellect and his good genes.

if you arent in engineering youre a brainlet
FACT!!

>When you applied for student finance did you get the bumper maintenance loan?
yes because my dad had just retired

You are a shit African compared to him.

have literally never read a better post on brit

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today bnm open time from and till

The STEM virgin vs. the law Chad

I'm pretty certain you can apply for just the maintenance grant (the bit you don't have to pay back) whilst not applying for the loan (the bit you have to pay back). Having said that, you're not going to have to pay back your loans until you're earning a certain amount (i.e. when you're in a position to actually pay back the loan comfortably) and the debt will be cleared if you don't pay it back by a certain age. So there isn't really a need to worry too much about your student loans. Just apply for as much as you think you'll need. If you're not in a position where you can just ask your parents for more money if you run out then you're better off applying for the larger amount.

you can't tell people that you've applied to it though

spooky

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celebrating my 1/88th british heritage by drinking some tea

there are a few wars that could arguably be called world wars, the 7 Years' War probably has the best claim. The Napoleonic Wars were by and large confined to Europe and Egypt.

if you lived in Germany, would you want a 14 year old gf?

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ah yes, i always wanted to apply for the course where there are 10 applicants for 1 position

>just be more confident bro

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Perhaps so, lad. I don't normally like to compare myself to niggers.

Heron foods really fucked me over yesterday by closing at 7

sorry i have never been inside a bnm because i didn't grow up on a council estate with a single mum

The fact is
No matter how closely I study it
No matter how I take it apart
No matter how I break it down
It remains consistant.

kids fucking annoy me so no
also '

9% of every pound over £25,000 is not a tiny amount you absolute cretin.
They said it would be cancelled 30 years after my loan.

I'm asking - is it worth it?
Do I take it all out and resign to the fact that this shit will last through to my 50s or do I go for the smaller one and try to pay it off early?

is that allowed?

>the guy on the right could be a 6/10 if he just works out and shaves

>it takes 15+ years of full time study and thousands of dollars to become a functioning part of society

hmmm

friendly reminder that unless you have paid off your loan[s], overdraft[s] and mortgage[s] then you are indebted, and thus giving money to charity is an unchristian deed and you will burn in hell

>some holiday perhaps?

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>dollars
FOY

I need a crazy unique gf to do drugs with

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normalrunts actually believe this

What did Joe Launchbury ever do to you mate?

>So there isn't really a need to worry too much about your student loans.
I know that but I just want to know if it's just more responsible to go for the lower one.

The interest on the (9,250*3) and maintenance loan for 3 years might be too hot for me to handle so should I just say fuck it and ask for all of the money even if I don't need it all?

bad
great

that easy

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I bet they still headhunt a certain type of person for the serious jobs. When I last looked they only were advertising boring admin positions on their site.

women can actually detect if you have a mind capable of making major breakthroughs in science
so if girls don't hit on you then sorry bucko

>I know that but I just want to know if it's just more responsible to go for the lower one.
Not really, the final amount makes no material difference

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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go check the conversation from last thread, they are absolutely insane

Ed Balls

planning on earning 20k annual at a maximum so that I never pay back my student debt lol

literally all my reddit adverts are GCHQ recruitment

hate you and your shit gimmick

>ywn go clubbing with are phil'

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squealing at runts who have deluded themselves into thinking anything but nepotism matters
haha yeah go right on ahead, destroy your pysche by worrying about grades, while daddy gets me a 200k a year job right out of uni (which i nearly failed)

oh that explains why there are almost no female scientists

sToP pOsTiNg aNy tImE

Fucking oyimbo shit we shouldn’t compare ourselves to you.

love you and your gimmick

whoa urs is a lot better than mine he only gave me a 30k a year trust fund