>European character is more cultured and intellectual but stiff and humorless
>American character is street smart and rebellious and gets the European character to loosen up
European character is more cultured and intellectual but stiff and humorless
not gonna lie i've never met a smart american in my life
Name four flicks and one kino that does this.
I feel that James Bond did this at least once
They're a myth. Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, smart American.
>Bond
>Stiff and humorless
That nigger practically invented quips and one liners.
>a myth
*blocks your path*
>European character goes to school
>Learns two languages, is well versed in math and science, picks up a trade, and continues on to further his education in college without having to worry about spending the rest of his life mired in debt.
>American character goes to school
>Gets shot
>a flesh wound is a big deal
Pussy ass yuropoors.
Beep Beep
More like:
>European character tries going to school
>Doesn't arrive because a peaceful refugee rams a Subaru up his ass
CHECKMATE EUROTRASH
red heat
HOW
WILL
THEY
EVER
RECOVER
one flesh wound is all it takes to die user
go fall down stairs since you can take a wound
>European character walking home
>gets TRUCK'd
>gets raped my a roaming pack of Merkle's children
>arrives home and has to pray to Allah, or else face islamophobic charges
tip top lel
>European character gets home
>House is being ransacked
>Ransacker is Muslim; attacks European
>European puts up an arm to try and block attack
>15 heavily armed police officers immediately arrest European for use of excessive force in self defense
>Award the Muslim 15 million Euros, a private estate, and the European's 12 year old daughter as a wife
>European is executed for intolerance
>European smiles while being led to the electric chair
>"At least I'm not one of those gun-crazed intolerant Americans."
Overall we're a country of turbo normies
Our ancesotors were adventerous enough to leave everything back home and go across the ocean to America
inb4 americans are all niggers and spics
did he cum oh his face or sth lol?
>Flicks
Spy
Pink Panther
>Kino
Man from UNCLE
meme