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OH NO NO NO NO

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I know a few FtMs
they're good lads

>de gay

any mental sadcase absolute freak of a man in

alri

any trans woman in?

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literally have no problem with trans people but i find it absolutely maddeningly impossible to relate

just cannot get my head around it

stop fucking trannyposting im eating and it puts me off

got all the pre-requisites of a decent bf but cant seem to find a gf.

not sure i like this turn of events.

aye

go out more basically

or join a club

> Germany wants to refight Franco-Prussian war, will probably win
> UK intervenes, tells Belgium to fight
> stupid Belgians do
> turns into World War
> Britain and France turn to the United States and borrow tons of money
> both outspend Germany, Germany surrenders
> now United States wants its money back
> UK and France impose back-breaking reparations on Germany
> Nazis take over Germany
> Hitler blames Jews instead of Britain for Germany's problems
> turns out the idiot is an Anglophile
> is pointlessly negotiating with the British when Dunkirk occurs and he could have won in a single blow
> the rest is history

The best trick the Brits ever played on the world was convincing them that the Jews were behind World War I.

Everything you imagine the Jews do secretly, the British do openly and brag about.

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Such as?

KEVIIIIN

yeah

Imagine smelling her farts.

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wish hip hop still sounded like this desu

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What are these pre-requisites you claim to possess?

Ah yes the very same polls that said Remain would win comfortably by 5 points.

''women''

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That’s just a pic of most provvo woman.

anime

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kitty is why i can't get a gf

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fascinating and bizarre post,

Lisicki might genuinely be the most unintelligent person on /brit/ apart from Beto

There is SUBSTANTIAL medical evidence that MDMA is dangerous as fuck and will have some serious long-term effects but the idiot thinks they're all myths and that MD is harmless and does it multiple times a week

short legs wouldn't bang

First ever post from this phone

>3 hour train journey at a table seat

haha oh dear
*pops 2mg xanax*

how is beto unintelligent

this
BIG red flag innit

>mum blaming herself for being a bad parent

no mum i was always going to be a neet

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You are just jelly off how cool and tall and succesful with women lisicki is.

don't care if cats are ending the white race i already got back at them all the cats I killed as a child and teenager

So tired

he's literally brain damaged mate

>that MDMA is dangerous as fuck
*abusing MDMA is dangerous as fuck
pinging once every couple of months isn't going to do lasting damage unless you do a gram or some shit

sleep

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What's wrong with a table seat?

Sue?

i think i need to do more wholesome social events. not just drinking and clubbing.

moderately attractive, decent job, active social life, decent personality, good at cooking and other useful life skills. like to think im just a decent bloke with a lot to offer. when compared to men i know with gfs i struggle to identify what im missing. maybe it purely is just exposure.

wonder how much longer will neethood be a viable path of life

3 (THREE) strangers constantly judging you

>tfw no quadroon gf

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a beautiful german madchen

beto is not dumb at all

just DESROYED a SMUG LEFTY redditor

Cant wait for the new Rick n Morty lads

think the most md i ever did in one night was 600-700mg

too scared to try MDMA again, tried it once when i was 17 and started talking about and making preparations of making a political party, also felt extraordinarily happy and loving

hello?? who is this

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SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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>good at cooking
found the problem

are you going out and talking to girls, they wont always come to you~?

same for me as well, I've done a half gram bomb though which was fucking stupid

he's got the mental capabilities of a 13 year old

who is this girl i keep seeing being posted

she looks very very weird

when you're out with the lads there is always that bloke talking about politics and ruining the evening for everyone

do you actually go on dates and speak to women though? some rando girl isn't going to know you're good at cooking or 'useful life skills' she's not checking your CV

brittany venti

t. butthurt roastie mad she cant get beto's dick and ruin his life

is there a bigger nonce than he who stands at the front for boiler room videos?

> Britain forced Austria to invade Serbia
> Britain forced Germany to declare war on Russia
> Britain forced Germany to declare war on France and invade Belgium
hmm

>chemically straightens her hair
This cheating mutt would have NEVER passed the pencil test here.

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cheers me ol mucker

choon

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*casts a crushing hex on your bollocks*

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I need sex.

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healthcare is a human right

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>implying we don't have higher standards for white purity than South Africa

mate is abandoning me for more normie mates haha

I applied for a gf recently. Got rejected because my resume said I had no gf.

Neanderthals all died out though

just got a mouth full of burnt wick

mad virgin

head like a fucking orange

say no to tobacco

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someone mutt this fool

not as much as i probably should. i guess im a bit shy at times. i suppose thats the problem ultimately. also its hard to talk to people when you're out drinking or in a dark techno dungeon where you can hear anyone. cant talk great when drunk/high either.
go through phases of putting extra effort but just get rebuffed and demoralised.

why the hell didn't ron and harry tag team her when they spent all that time in that tent in the last one. felt like the series was progressing to that point and then it doesn't happen

Hahaha yeah...

>Studies in the 1980s have found that white Afrikaners have an average of seven percent “black” blood, mostly because of early relationships and marriages between white settlers and slaves or Khoisan. Some Afrikaners, like my family, have considerably more than seven percent black blood.
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What do you do when you're not at work and not posting here? Hobbies are an important way of connecting with people, it makes you more interesting and it gives you an opportunity to meet people. If you have lots of hobbies, you'll have a higher chance of meeting new people and finding girls with a shared interest.

post a vocaroo of you speaking and ill identify you're problem not even joking

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the weird pedophile yank is now spamming gore

try and find something you're interested in which isn't generic getting drunk/mashed and pursue activities and social opportunities around that

>coming back from the gym
>all the school kids are coming out
>none of them are white

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>Afrikaners have Bushmen and Indonesian ancestry
>we blanket term everyone with scant African heritage as black and have kept them socially separate for hundreds of years

don't bring up Indians either almost no one has Indian ancestry

Why does this general attract the lowest specimens of Yank filth?

i think gore poster is the anime poster

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this is what can happen if you drive too fast

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will do this. like what though?

muh heritage

Toil today

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just got told i look like george mckay

kino

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