Geoff and vicki edition
/brit/
Kevin Bailey
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Jonathan Taylor
When I first watched all the stations I thought Geoff was Vicki's dad
James Baker
Fucked up at work
I made an enemy out of a nice woman who sits next me (same age, worked here for 6+ years)
>we're both going for the same job
>based on conversations I overhear and her being upset (whispering to colleagues) it sounds like she didn't get it
>she asks me to send an IM to the quirky guy
>when he comes over, she's mean to him (work related stuff)
>I then IM the guy after he leaves "she's upset because she didn't get the job"
Feels like I had to say something since I called him over only to get crapped on
>another guy comes down and says the other guy has been saying she didn't get the job
>she goes to argue with him
>she then comes back to argue with me
>I admit to being wrong but don't apologise
>we don't speak for the rest of the day she goes out of her way to illicet help from others despite me sitting right next to her
I'm going to have to move desks....
also I'm not even sure if she didn't get the job
Josiah Wood
white genocide
Adrian Scott
>He who controls the past controls the future
Ryder Ward
getting my daily dose of ksi vs logan paul
Caleb Hernandez
anime
Hudson Brooks
so glad i have trips filtered so dont have to read the same shit posts over and over again
Wyatt Mitchell
dave
Gavin Nguyen
free cornwall now
Nathaniel Nguyen
you lads watching the footy in an hour?
Brody Wright
I'll take it
Kevin King
its quite surreal to see this viewpoint vindicated
Jace Morales
Skitzo
Julian Fisher
>scientists clarify a point of possible misunderstanding concerning their research
>rorke's first impulse is to sneer at poc
fucking unreal
Jonathan Jenkins
need a boyfriend lads
Chase Phillips
James Harris
Team building exercise
Replacement bus service
Correct fee only - this machine does not give change
Your parcel was left with a neighbor at #
Can I have a quick word?
We’ve run out of milk, you’ll have to pop to the shops
We are sorry to announce that
Who wants to volunteer?
Have you been mis sold PPI
Andrew Roberts
Hate office politics. Never again.
James Walker
science bitch
Daniel Flores
If you pay the license fee you are complicit in white genocide
Mason Martinez
obviously, you've gotta be a soyboy of the highest order to miss chelsea vs barca
Dylan Walker
Join our Funny Fucking Shit group on Telegram messenger.
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Kayden Butler
Yes Dave we get it mate
Elijah Cox
do any of you take xan under the tongue? does it actually work good like that?
Easton Wright
Jeremiah Barnes
wow
Jordan Scott
anyone else not give a monkeys about stephen hawking. the man did nought with any practical purpose
Jonathan Smith
>in the UK, alprazolam is not available on the NHS
national hell service
Thomas Cruz
people will remember him for 1000s of years because he discovered black holes must radiate due to quantum mechanics, meanwhile you will die in obscurity, jealous brainlet
Wyatt Williams
the London experience
Justin Jenkins
Jack Clark
doesn't matter when we're both oblivion. i mean it literally doesn't matter to him now since he's nothing
Juan Jenkins
Good. It's absurdly addictive.
Daniel Cook
Julian Cox
farted in the elevator, clogged the toilet, and pissed on the toilet paper. Fine way to end my session on unitoil today.
Jacob Hill
Upstate New York
James Edwards
absolutely obsessed with the 6/10 lads
just want to be with her
Levi Mitchell
>convince Toilberg to let you work remotely
>move to one of the southern european countries that are getting JUSTED economically right now
>live a comfy med life on the cheap
why aren't you doing this
Jordan Hall
2018 has already taken Mark E Smith and Stephen Hawking
James Gonzalez
Give us an example of when you showed super human fantasy ideal communication skills in a real work setting to resolve a pointless, non-existent problem
Ryder Price
>Team building exercise
Just an excuse to have a laugh.
>Replacement bus service
Walk it.
>Correct fee only - this machine does not give change
Hate this scam.
>Your parcel was left with a neighbor at #
This is unacceptable.
>Can I have a quick word?
"No..."
Or
"Make it quick"
You need to re-set the tone to throw them off.
>We’ve run out of milk, you’ll have to pop to the shops
This is nothing major but the response depends on the tone and the way they phrased it.
>We are sorry to announce that
They are never sorry.
>Who wants to volunteer?
Depends.
>Have you been mis sold PPI
Hang up or have a laugh.
Jack Gonzalez
>you have to do important things so you can have a proud legacy
ah yes can't wait to be smiling contentedly in my grave..... oh no wait i won't exist so it literally won't matter.
the implications of everything were the same for jimmy savile as for stephen hawking. Nothing. No thing. Not a thing. Nothing
Henry White
bbc.com
>tfw I decided not to go to the pub on that day
I could have been on the news for saving kittens
Eli Adams
dave
Adrian Wilson
INFP, if that's your thing.
Honest. Literary. Nerdy.
Fascinated by life, the universe and everything.
Always stops to pet cats, smell flowers and appreciate a good view, whether stars or sunsets.
Often lost in thought, in fact right now I'm lost wondering how to write a good, concise summary of myself without making it too flowery and pretentious.
Juan Fisher
/ourguy/
and farage too
Caleb Williams
People have no balls and love playing the victim.
Kayden Butler
BASED
Joseph Johnson
called my female coworker a lesbian for wearing jean shorts and me and my coworker lad had a chuckle. End of the day, was good team synergy building.
Christian Clark
just got this
AQUA
Gavin King
complimented a qt at work today
Dylan Collins
Oi oi m8!
Benjamin White
Rorke SEETHING
Ethan Hughes
would you
Asher Thompson
feel like shit just want them back
Logan Green
TAY
A
Y
Blake Cook
get your things tomorrow, bossman will call security if you show up on friday
Gavin Hall
no because I'm not bent
Ethan Evans
did you check for IOIs and escalate?
Adam Sanders
Yes, I would smash its head in with a spade.
Samuel Roberts
no amount of makeup will ever work on this wannabe roasty. embarrassing
Ryan James
who's who
Lucas Taylor
haha lads if you were writing something about english docks the file would be called docks.docx
haha
Isaac Butler
To be quite honest there is absolutely nothing wrong with keeping a few sissy lads in the dungeon. It's not a homosexual act so long as I don't touch his penis.
Gavin Powell
skitzo
Michael Sanchez
what about french docks?
Sebastian Richardson
How long until spades are illegal? They are a tool just like blades.
Lucas Peterson
slavs and anglos are two sides of the same coin
Caleb Parker
alri gayboy
Bentley Gomez
you would NEVER be able to tell this is a lad
Owen Wright
this is the same sculptors rendition of an ancient romanian man
it's artistic license, it's not scientific.
Jaxon Wilson
>campaign for tighter border controls
>barred entry into the country
pottery
Angel Myers
dave
no idea mate
Luis Barnes
>a few
Caleb Adams
you would never be able to tell this is a lad
Tyler Bell
french docks love the big british seamen
Matthew Wilson
*pulls down pants*
hmmm, ah yes and mangled piece of bologna. Very convincing
Logan Mitchell
I could when I saw it's "vagina"
Parker Moore
bucket list:
climb everest
dress as a girl and get absolutely fucking ravaged
Wyatt Harris
ravaged by BBC*. go big or go home #poz zsquad
Wyatt Gonzalez
>Speaking to the bloody friend
>He makes a "your mum" joke
>Say "At least my mum's alive"
>He got all offended
If you can't handle the heat then get out of the kitchen
Blake Parker
Farage loves hammering Charlie and pints.
Lincoln Russell
what kind of mental illness would you need to have to willingly get your own willy chopped off
Sebastian Thompson
punched someone for spelling my name patrick when it's padraig
Michael Perry
the CEO gf
Leo Taylor
what we think lads, fanny or tranny?
Aiden Wilson
because it's impossible to work from home in my job, obviously
Ryan James
Failed the oral.
Going to have to retake my gay test
Fucking livid
Jace Walker
lots and lots of "friends"
Jayden Wright
>climb everest
alright dentist
Camden Hill
So then lads, which of these two do you reckon is out better ally?
Joseph Rivera
Does it matter if they have a dick when they are cute as fuck?
Camden Ward
honestly why bother
Thomas Reed
>If you can't handle the heat then get out of the kitchen
This.
Why do people act all surprised and shocked when you aim for the chinks in their armour?
Hunter Bailey
you would never be able to tell this is a lad
Austin James
France
G*rmany are russian apologists and are not to be trusted
Joshua Campbell
Tay
Lucas Bailey
so brave
really. I would never leave the house like that
Aiden Long
neither