Movie has a sex scene

>movie has a sex scene

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>movie DOESN'T have a sex scene

>movie shows dick but not vag

>watch movie with mom
>sex scene comes up

>movie has a gf scene

>sex scene is in the dark

>movie has lesbian sex scene

...

>sex scene lasts longer than two minutes
I can only suspend my disbelief for so long.

> she bites her lip

>mom and dad start whacking off during sex scene

>Movie has sex scene without full penetration

>sex scene comes up
>your family makes fun of you for being a virgin

>movie has attractive young people enjoying life and having sex

>mom starts holding you tightly
>brushes her hand against your crotch

>why don't you have a gf?
>you don't even have friends
>are you happy that way?

Fuck you dad

>Movie has sex scene
>Take VHS out and throw it in the fire

>watch movie with sneed
>chuck scene comes up

>be a young kid
>ask my parents why these films need to have sex scenes
>lol you'll understand when you're older ;))
>get to about age 16
>still dont understand
>everyone says im weird
>I say if I want to see a sex scene I can just watch porn
>24 years old now
>still dont see the point of sex scenes

meh

kek

>R rated raunchy comedy
>no boobs,only dicks and male ass

>mom ditches you during the movie when these scenes happen to go to her boyfriend's house
>just you left watching the movie alone
>finish it up and microwave some freezer food for a late night dinner
>eat at the table alone, in the dark, just the table light on
>food isn't even fully cooked, still has a bit of ice and cold parts in the center
>eat it anyway
>go and sit in bed for an hour or more
>at 1:00 AM you hear the front door unlock and you hear giggling and goodnight kisses
>wake up the next morning
>mom passed out from hangover in bed

not that day was any better :(

you'll understand when you lose your virginity ;)

dad*

>AND YOUR OTHER SEX SCENE !

>look up movie ahead of time to see if there is a sex scene
>if I'm going to watch it with my parents, I'll watch the movie ahead of time so I know exactly when to get up to go to the bathroom

i have had sexual relations with women

>watch movie with crazy lesbian sex scene
>be unimpressed

>Your dad talks to you and takes an interest in your life.

Lucky bastard.

sure honey

there is no point, it's purely to generate an interest in the film beyond the subject matter portrayed outside of the sex scene
sex scenes have never added to the artistic value of any film ever but if people hear that there's a raunchy sex scene in an otherwise mediocre film they'll go see it more than if there was no such scene

thats my favourite president, do you want some book recommendations about him

there really is no point honestly

maybe the sex scene in terminator had a purpose but I can't think of many others

>movie that isn't about romance has an unnecessary romance subplot

This opinion is so incorrect it's not even worth arguing against.

Also, you're a faggot.

name ONE film where a sex scene has contributed to the overall artistic value/content

not him but yes

I used to hate him because everyone told me he was bad but I have grown to be pretty interested him. He did a lot of good things and wanted to do a lot of good things. Of course he did one bad thing and it ruined his career and cut short a promising era.

>watch movie with mom as a kid
>rape scene comes up

>movie has teen characters party, do drugs, drink alcohol, and have sex
My mommy told me the people who did these things would fail in life. Hehe look at me now losers, I only want to kill myself all the time you might have shortened your life by like 3 years lol. Who's the real loser now Chad?

BvS

>it doesn't even make sense or the character goes full retard because of it

kys chrishop

>family keeping tabs on your sex life

I really enjoyed this, loved it

goodreads.com/book/show/25241663-being-nixon

Also this is good for an earlier period

goodreads.com/book/show/24945502-the-president-and-the-apprentice

Amelie because you get to see a qt autistic french girl get railed

>watch movie with sister
>suddenly sexscene comes on
>we're both cuddling under a blanket like always
>dad bursts into room"what are you watching kids?"

The Player

>watch got
>sex scene comes up
>mom covers my eye with her hand
>can still hear the moans
>get creeping boner from audibles and mom's touch
Never will tell her about it

did you fuck her?

>movie has sex scene
>woman doesn't take her top off

chicks who have droopy tits do this

yes of course

Nerd.

>my gf doesn't like the movie

>movie doesn't have a sex scene
>easily one of the sexiest films of the year

>movie has scene where a guy gets blown by a dog
>case gets taken to court
>he doesn't get charged, in fact bestiality is made legal as a result
>realise I'm not watching a movie I just live in Canada

I WANT TO FUCK KAWAKAMI

...

Basic Instinct.

>go into cousin's room
>rummage through her things
>find dirty panties
>sniff them
>hint of sweat drives you wild
>rub them on your cock and jerk off into the panty pocket

dumb sneedposter

youtube.com/watch?v=_B8YiwEhpGY

meme
qt autist getting railed isn't adding anything to the content beyond giving the audience a tingling in their dicks
wrong, adds nothing
pure filth, doesn't add anything

>movie has only sex scenes

hollywood films tend to place too much emphasis on sex scenes
foreign films tend to make it seem authentic and seamless

dude sex lmao
these characters love each other so we need to show it by showing them have sex for 2 minutes

>watching movie
>mom starts having sex in the next room

What does it feel like to put your penis inside a vagina?

>watch movie with sister
>we start fighting over the remote
>wrestle fuck with sister and she is winning
>she sits on my face and rubs her panties in my face
>suddenly pulls them to the side and presses her naked pussy on my lips
>get a powerful boner that she squeezes with her hand
>can't get air and am suffocating

>movie has sex scenes
>get so horny i fuck my TV screen and have to buy a new one

i just dont get it fellas

depends on the vag

Goodfellas. You saw all the ups and downs of Henry's marriage.
Thinking about it, Henry's marriage was a core plot device

>movie has completely irrelevant gay romance subplot

The Dreamers
Atonement

>your family thinks you're a virgin
>you're not

>watch movie with family
>sex scene comes up
>everyone is super comfortable and starts talking about how their last sex was
>I always hope the sex scene will be over before it's my turn to talk about sex
>it never is

We get it, you hate sex.

I hope you masturbated to it

>dad says under his breath that he'll never be a grandfather
ENOUGH

does this happen in the real world?

>watch movie with mum
>sex scene
>mom starts sucking your cock
>you start sucking mom's tits
>you end up fucking on the couch
>"What is it good for you, too, son?"

>watching movie
>starts with sex scene
>full explicit penetration
>wonder if it's actually just porn
>no it's just an artsy French film

If the guy is from the US, yeah it's pretty normal here.

We also wear shoes indoors, lol.

40 days and 40 nights

>she insists on breastfeeding you
>she starts jacking off your dick

I ragequite everytime ;_;

>watch movie with mom
>sex scene comes up
>get boner
>she sees my boner

>Daddy is at work

Sauce

Again, both wrong. Those scenes add nothing at best and detract at worst, the point is not to show the physical side of the relationship as sex only has meaning in real life when we are personally experiencing it; films are supposed to show the intangible aspects of relationships, using the visual and audio mediums to give an approximation of the emotions and feelings of the characters. Seeing people bone does nothing but tell us that they're aroused to the point of being able to copulate, not what's going on in their heads.

I very much do not hate sex. But I understand that it's all but pointless to include it in films.

You're not even trying now lad.

>watch movie with parents
>sex scene
>we're all adults so we don't care

my family is full of dirty hippies and even we don't do that

>dude is genuinely raped
>nothing comes of it
Disqualified.

grandparents sharing details about their sex life with you in casual conversation is completely normal in europe!

You're that guy who gets off to scenes when characters just look at each other.

The early 2000's were a weird time.

No, I don't 'get off' to anything in film. If I want to 'get off' I will watch porn and jerk my cock. Sex scenes in films are puerile and degenerate, offering nothing to the artistic piece trying to be crafted and detracting from any true value by pulling any genuine emotion that the characters may be expressing through the mud of physical sensation which the audience - by definition of the medium of film - literally can never comprehend.

>"Man I haven't had sex in two weeks."
>"Damn, that's the worst."

Shut the fuck up, guy.

>revolver has two barrels
wut?

nice rebuttal, I really like how you addressed my points and presented your own arguments against them