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STANNIS! STANNIS!! STANNIS!!!

aaggghh...

So it begins...

Literally every got battle scene

The Old, the True, the Brave

Based Chad King

/wightsupremicy/

I fucking hate Stannis coat of arms

Holy shit what happened to this general?

I remember a while ago people had meaningful discussion about lore and other things, there were, of course, minor waifu posting and jokes about the show, but the threads were civil most of the time.

Now I look at this general and see constant shitposting, waifuposting and almost no meaningful discussion about the series (books or show, whatever).

I mean, look at this shit: If I just go to a random part of a thread, I see this.

What the fuck guys? Should I notify the proper authorities?

By all law, rightful king, Great Council jurisprudence says no women can inherit the throne, when Vyseris died there was no closer male heir to the Throne

Who will you cast in the inevitable prequel?

you can argue whether it's best house, but you can't deny that the lannisters have the best music

how would you rank the house music themes, though?

8 YOU SHITS

ANNE HARRENHAL, AHSHAPOOSHE THATH'SH OFF THE TAYBL, ASH WELL?

NUH

BOAT SCENE LEAKED!!!!

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If you had to choose characters from GoT to form a power rangers team, what would be your choices?

I nominate pic related for red ranger.

What's there left to discuss, fuckface?

The last episode was trash and also leaked a week earlier

What is the Night Kings level and build?

Haha yes Shadilay my fellow Kekistani!
Hahahaha

GODS WE WERE STRONG BACK THEN

THE BOAR THE BOAR AND THE MAIDEN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

>A WHORE ON THE HEAD OF A TARGARYAN PENIS

youtube.com/watch?v=cl76ev2GNdE

Reminder to post the marching version.

Also probably:

Lannister
Baratheon/Lord of Light
Euron
Littlefinger
Jaime

Not a huge fan of the Stark or Targ themes because they barely ever vary. They're the exact same fanfare for Targs and sad music for Starks. Meanwhile for Lannisters and Lord of Light we've had heroic battle music, ambiance music, even marching music now.

necromancer, maxed lvl

BOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARSEX

REMINDER:
>Stannis is king of whole Westeros, including Beyond the Wall
>Stannis has support of the Iron bank and can buy all remaning sellsword companies in Essos
>Stannis has support of most Northern houses in fight against Bolton, they undermine Bolton rule on every step
>Stannis has Asha who is leader of Ironborn who want to stop reaving and trade with mainlands
>Stannis has Theon, trueborn son of Balon, who can overrule Euron coronation and bring Iron Islands to Stannis cause
>Stannis wins battle of ice by drawing Freys onto frozen lake by night lamp
>Stannis sends Umbers, Theon and Ironborn to capture Dreadfort
>Stannis sends Karstarks to Winterfell to report his "defeat" and draw Boltons to recapture Dreadfort
>Stannis takes Winterfell with help of Karstarks inside and smashes Boltons when they are stuck between two castles
>Davos brings Rickon, true Stark, to Winterfell securing North under Stannis
>Stannis brings back Northern captives from Iron Islands to secure peace between North and Ironborn
>Rescue Edmure with help of BwB and Blackfish
>Aurane Waters works for Stannis

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>meaningful discussion
>got
literally a high budget soap opera

Who lives and dies by the end of s8, and why/how? Place your bets and attain eternal flame

>jon
>Dany
>Cersei
>Night King
>Jamie
>Turion
>Sam
>Varys
>The hound
>The mountain
>Tormund
>Brienne
>Arya
>Sansa
>Bercec
>The dragons
>Jon and danys baby
>Cersei and Jamies baby (is the miscarriage confirmed?)
>GRRM

Which house has the best sigil in your opinion?

my niggah
youtube.com/watch?v=cl76ev2GNdE

my favorite from this season by far

I WISH YOU GOOD FORTUNE IN THE BOBBYPOSTING TO COME

FIRST SCENE OF NEXT SEASON LEAKED!!!!

Targaryen

THE TARGARYEN BOOOOAAARRRR IS BREEDING WITH THE TARGARYEN WHOOOOORE

Orlando Bloom

>it's the "what happened to this place" guy again
>suspicious amount of spacing
>thinks you can discuss this season after an early leak and beyond shitty episodes

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

nice pasta

CAREFUL, TOURIST, CAREFUL NOW

DAVOS SAVE ME

CAREFULL NOW user CAREFULL

Cersei is dead. Jaime will also die so they can have the meme dwarf take over Casterly Rock. They might kill off Tormund and Brienne to thin out the amount of characters. The Mountain is also surely dead. Either Jon or Daenerys will die for an emotional impact.

The Targaryen sigil unironically has no arms, just feet

NOH

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>tfw I need more wine

If Aurane works for Stannis he won alredy. We just need Myrcella to die and marry Shireen to Trystane.

Tyrrells can die in fire

>benjen enters
>"theres no time, HBO says we have to wrap things up"
What did he mean by this?

How does a breastplate stretcher even looks like anyways?

There's this one house that has Sauron's Eye as a sigil, don't remember which

YER GRACE!

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can't beat this sigil

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Y tho.

And now it ends

*teleports through Lyanna's Hymen*
*comes inside*

b-breastplate stretcher?
I thought m'lord said Lancelstretcher

>Holy shit what happened to this show?
FIFY

NO! YOU WILL HAVE NO MORE WINE, YOUR GRACE!

Shitposting always occurs during content droughts.
The leaks mean that the plot has already been discussed to death, so as the weeks have gone by the actual episodes airing has had diminishing returns for keeping discussion on topic.
That and there's pretty much nothing you can do to discourage an autist who's really determined to force a meme.

House Wodjak ofc

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STUPID BOY

WHO WAS THE FAG THAT SPREAD /OURMEME/ TO REDDIT??

>>jon
>>Dany
Dany lives, Jon dies to defeat NK, they are the heroes of the story

>>Cersei
Dies, mid s8 because she is evil

>>Night King
Dies in some sort of sacrifice way by Jon

>>Jamie
Dies to sacrifice himself for Jon or dany

>>Tyrion
Lives because he's a midget

>>Sam
Lives because he's GRRMs insert and the silent fat hero

>>Varys
Fades into obscurity

>>The hound
Lives because he is good

>>The mountain
Dies because he is bad, that's how straightforward this once complex show has become

>>Tormund
Lives to fuck Brienne

>>Brienne
Lives to get fucked by tormund and be happy

>>Arya
Lives for those 15 minutes of cheap filler per episode

>>Sansa
Lives to become Queen of the north and because normals think she can act and the north story is even remotely interesting

>>Bercec
Dies in sacrifice for a major character aside from J&Die

>>The dragons
All die

>>Jon and danys baby
Lives

>>Cersei and Jamies baby (is the miscarriage confirmed?)
Dies

>>GRRM
Dies in heart attack
>The dothraki
End up raping westeros forever, but off screen so it's ok

>5 sequential captchas
Die because I will stop using Sup Forums for real

For le based impregnation fetishists...

>t. impreg fetishist

1 Lannisters
2 Starks
3 Greyjoy
4 Targaryen

the rest are insignificant and Stannis doesn't have a Baratheon theme, he has R'hllor's theme

THANK THE GOOOOOOODS I'M BESSIE
AND HER TITS

BACK TO POL YOU SHIT

AAAAAGH DAVOS HURRY UP

Yes but there is still problem of Targs shits swarming back to Westeros

use legacy captcha, m8

You did.

Agree with both because of how predicable got is

Sam lives because the whole series is a story of past events he's writing at the citadel called A Song of Ice and Fire

MAMA!

link me this "reddit" post

Dead:
Jon, he already died once, he will die again once he fulfills his purpose
Cersei and her child, because of the prophecy
Night King, he's the evil one
Varys, because of the prophecy of the Red Woman
The mountain, technically he isn't alive
Brienne, she'll die to match with her death in the books

*BLOCKS YOUR WINE*

YES NED YES

All of their women are sluts.

I have some cookie deleting plugin to avoid FB trackers and the likes

IM COOMIN YER GRACE!

Well I'm pretty sure he will die fighting Dany in Harrenhal or Moat Caitlin tho

That's way too Lord of the Rings. GRRM will certainly feel the temptation to do it, but he will not. Plus, didn't fantasy authors imitate Tolkien in this until it became a cliché?

GOOOODS YOU ARE A WHORE
HAMCEL FETCH THE WINE STRETCHER

Gurm has no power, Dabid and Dabid will do it precisely because it's LOTR

HAAAMMMSSEEEL KNORR KNORR BOAAAAAAAARRR WIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU LET THAT LITTLE WHORE DISARM YOU

>Brienne and hound die in the books
>Already killed off most good actors so cannot make this happen
>Do le old fake death cliffhanger switcheroo with the hound and ignore Brienne
>Written by DnD

Show is practically a shitty version of LOTR at this point.

The Farseer did this, and GURM has copied the Farseer, so he'll probably do it.

Gods I wanna smash this Italian whore so badly

>tfw every night waifu virgins comfort themselves with the muttering of "Bobbyposting is dead"
>It comes back strongwr every time

GODS YOU ARE PATHETIC

GODS WHAT A STEWPID BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

it's easier to write "STANNIS STANNIS" or "WHOOOOORE" for non-english speakers than to take a part in discussion.

middle east folks discovered Sup Forums, that's what happened.

>Brienne's weirdly pronounced actress is good

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA