British """"food""""

>British """"food""""

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>youtu.be/xNuNiU-Ip3c
>To the Vietnamese people and the government of the DRVN:
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Bump fuck Brits

nobody knows what you eat aside from sheep cock, Straya-lite

looks good

greatest ally

That's not a very nice thing of you to say now is it.

Mate baked beans on toast is fucking legit, go get cucked by a maori you faggot

>sweet beans and bread

Delicious and good protein.

Kiwi jailbait

Also beans on toast is nice, I don't care if it looks bad.

someone post the toast "sandwich"

Pic related

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SCARF THAT BARF

The fuck's wrong with baked beans on toast?
I probably have it once a week when I can't be arsed cooking. Tastes fine and not terrible for you.

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Looks like something I'd eat on a budget. The gas sucks, but gas for gas, yeah? As in I'd have bad gas for eating beans, but I'd have gasoline for my car, if I pay more than I could afford I wouldn't be able to get to my classes.

>scarfing barf in 2016

>sharting in mart daily

>exact same thread 2 days in a row

burgeoning autism

Why does this New Zealander hate us so much, lads?

Is he an aboriginal still holding a grudge?

>eat kiwi for breakfast
>eat kiwi bird for lunch
>no dinner because you already ate all the food in your house
>repeat every day
>see a picture of baked beans on toast
>first time you've seen a picture of food that wasn't kiwi or kiwi bird
>become sick just from looking at it knowing that your body won't be able to process it
>at the same time feel kind of jealous
>have an ethical dilemma and mental breakdown
>spam a shitty forced meme on Sup Forums to help you forget

>Bakes beans on toast is ready
>Scrape beans off of one piece of bread
>Consume beans
>Scrape beans off other slice of bread
>Eat those beans
>Finish by eatting delicious soggy bean juice toast

Thats when I first found out I had autism, all of my flatemates flipped the fuck out when they saw me doing it.

toast on beans is better

i love you, ausbro. stop making these threads.

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>toast on beans

Stop you're making me homesick.

I eat my beans like I eat my women

With my face

>not realising this is also a kiwi classic meal

Stop shitposting bro. Baked beans on toast is God tier breakfast

What's wrong with this again? It's definitely lacking but I mean it's not bad.

Allow me to explain.

I recently took a trip across the pond and discovered that North America does not have good bread.

Your bread is shit.
Sugared up or who knows what the fuck is in it.
But it very much explains why you don't think beans on toast is acceptable.
Honestly, I wouldn't sully my beans with your toast either.

Get some real bread, then put beans on it.

And tell me I'm a cunt then and only then.

>The gas sucks, but gas for gas, yeah?
...bcoz you didn't soak and rinse the beans,
pinche gabacho.

the fuck are you even chatting?

Kek

Our cuisine is also heavily influenced by the Brits.
Fried fish, meat pies, beans on toast, tea and scones, trifle etc.
It's funny how this diet has caused rampant diabetes - but only in the coloured/black communities.

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Shart in Mart my rotund friend

DOWN

Please don't succumb to these divide and conquer threads user.

The OP obviously had his waifu stolen by a Brit and he's hitting out. Give him some time , and he will be fine.

craving some bakey beans pizza rn

DEEP IN SHEEP

BARF

It's almost like you are new here. You liked the Po o in the loo meme and you wished to make one yourself.
You can't force these things kid. They arise spontaneously and organically via many variables.
Stop trying to hard. Lurk moar.
Oh and take your cock out of that sheep before your mother gets home.

>Make cheese on toast
>Always put marmite under the cheese, as it just adds that umami flavour in the same way that some people use worcester sauce.
>throw some beans on top because why not.
>flatmates look at resulting dish like I'd just shat on the plate.

I don't get it lads, what's wrong with that?

>marmite

fucking hell

m8, you wanna take this outside.
I'll fuckin knock your dick off cunt

You fuckin janner, get fucked fucko. Marmite is for fucking poofs you soft white cunt.

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>marmite
>not promite

I wish Murica had bants like this. Around here you'd just call someone a faggot. I have been forcing my coworkers to up their banter game though.

You all wear terrible pants.

nothing wrong with baked beans and toast lad

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>It's funny how this diet has caused rampant diabetes - but only in the coloured/black communities.
well thats something at least

fug that looks good

>when the bread butter and beans combine into a mushy slop in your mouth

so good

Where's the meat?

fucking britbongs, you stole us the beans.

>3 months until your days are nothing but wall building
>spend it shit posting on Sup Forums about british food

hahahahaha bitch please. BEANS ARE FUCKING MEXICAN LIKE CHOCOLATE AND POP CORN, ALSO TOMATO.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mexican_inventions_and_discoveries

Wow this same shitpost again.

OP is a Faggot.

kek gonna screenshot this

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5QMrNPEgU5w

That scene is amusingly accurate. I went out to okay rugby against a team in Cali, your mob just can't swear for shite. All it is is fag and mother fucker.

No constructive joined up mega swearing.

Cunts.

is that a cheesy-beano?

Are you
The same guy that pushed that "scarf down barf" meme?

My sides

>american '''''''''''''''''food'''''''''''''''''

>you stole us the beans.
Topkek

FUCKIGN BRITISH, THATS OUR NATIONAL DISH, BEANS.

>american '''''''''''''pizza''''''''''

The patrician beans on toast incorporates cheese (I suggest thinly sliced mozzarella) and a pattern of brown sauce. Also only dumb cunts don't like beans on toast.

WTF I LOVE JACK NOW

looks ok

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>implying bongs don't scarf the barf

>scarf down barf

What does that even mean?

Oh are we hija/ck/ing this brother?

youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

Yes the fire rises

English food is actually not that bad. It's pretty ugly looking and definitely worse than italian or french food (mainly because of the lack of diversity in the commonly peasant food for some reasons) but it's not terrible like it's memed.
Scottish food is worse imo and so is south american food that consists in overcooking your food, throw down spices like you don't care anyway since your palate is burnt by the abuse of spices.

Wtf I hate England now

Everytime this thread gets made I get hungry as fuck

WE WUZ CHEFS N SHEIT

>scarf down barf

Americans got butt-hurt about the SHART IN THE MART so they try to invent a new meme, it seems to be centred around bashing British food.

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