Oh, say! can you pee by the mart's early light

Oh, say! can you pee by the mart's early light
What so proudly we shart at the walmart's last closing;
Whose large shits and small shits, through the perilous sharting,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly sharting?
And the mart's re d glare, the diarrhea bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our sharting was still there:
Oh, say! does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the fat and the home of the inbred?

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If you're starving, don't worry, if you're a good pajeet, maybe next incarnation you will be born in the first world.

Fuck off India

poo in loo
I'll shart my pants and buy beef burgers and an AR15 because fuck you

In a few decades maybe you'll be able to evolve from street to mart.

You aren't even willing to put in the effort to make it rhyme. 0/10

Ahahaha based pajeet 10/10

I wonder if those vehicules have a hole in their seat so muricans can shart whenever and where ever they want
The number of charters is underestimated because of all those people having those vehicules

You could have at least made it rhyme, or make some sort of sense

0/10
try again later

G_d bless this assblasted Indian.

POO IN THE LOO

Top kek poo in loo top kek

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Look
If you had
One shart
Or one opportunity
To shit every pants you ever wanted
In one mart
Would you fart it out
Or just let it leak?

Yo
His butt is sweaty, sphincter weak, poops are heavy
There's diarrhea in his panties already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but in Walmart he looks calm and ready
To drop poops, but he keeps on shitting

merica's on the ropes from the merciless pummeling of panjeet.

HE just keeps coming! Is there no stopping this spirited challenger from the East?!?!

OH THE HUMANITY!

Every time I see one of these threads, I call a random company's hotline and harass their Indian operators and shitting in the street. Hopefully, I will come across OP one day.

PLOP IN SHOP

Stop with the fucking shart meme. It's not funny. I haven't shit my pants for weeks now, and when I went to the store yesterday I only saw like 1 person who looked like they had an accident.

Americans don't shit their pants all the time, so just back off already. We usually wear diapers anyway so it's not like you could tell. Sometimes we forget and those stupid pictures get online. It's not a big deal so just give it up. Last time I shit my pants I just grabbed the spare pair I keep in my trunk and went along with my day.

Imagine the tiny skeleton living in that blubber
And we say Americans are weak

>I call a random company's hotline and harass their Indian operators
Because you're too fat to leave your house

at least learn english before you attempt parody songs lol

That literally makes no sense.
Do you have a bunch of Pakis running around your streets that you can just find one without having to call customer service?

>that one bullied kid that thinks he finally has an opportunity to bully back
What you fail to realize is the "shart in the mart" thing is the typical shit we use to mess with each other. You on the other hand have literally never been toilet trained. You are two tiers below africa in terms of civilization, and somehow you have the gall to call yourself first world.
I'm still wondering why we gave you internet in the first place. There should be some kind of standard like "your country has to be on X level before you're allowed electronic communication to the other countries".

SHART

>Russia defending poos

Oh, how the mighty have fallen

You "mess with each other" by sharting in marts?

One time I sharted in this bar and left my shitty underwear in the bathroom stall

kek

Americans are disgusting

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SHART IN THE MART

Fixed version, did not mean to try to make it look like Indians are the ones pooing outside

Just a little prank.

>what is the fillbucket

>Alaska
>America

Don't you have a dog to fellate?

youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

This was pretty funny, but it's kinda like watching two retards beating each other up.
Americans shit themselves because they have such a poor diet they get diarrhoea.
Indians shit in the street for absolutely no good reason what so ever, it's like a hobby.

we need a map showing the percentage of people sharting in pants
the outdoor shitting is not the topic there

SHART IN MART

PLOP IN SHOP

EXCRETE IN BOUTIQUE

I read that the reason there are these pics of fat people shitting themselves is some diet medicine that works if you don't eat greasy food, but every American has the freedom to eat whatever we want so the fatties just grease up their insides and it slides right out.

Nice trips

that's clearly a British pound in the bottom

POO IN IT
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THICC

>Amerifat trying to hide his sharting by blaming it on the British

It's a pound, you daft cunt.

kek

A pound of shit?\

Dayum American underpants are really strong

DELET THIS

India must be so jealous we have toilets everywhere but don't use them.

If she asks you to help her get her fat through the door, would you help her?

THICC

The yanks are the best at everything. Including obesity.

do you even poo in loo pal ?

See now this is quality shitpost

Were you posting this during the Poo in Loo times? I doubt it Chad.

>"sure, just back up for a second"
>walk out once she backs up

Rakesh, go to work.

KEK
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Don't you have a school that needs to be shot up?

>hitting on a really hot girl at Walmart
>check my watch
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>slowly lift myself off of my mobility scooter
>unleash the loudest, smelliest, messiest shart I've ever had since yesterday
>everyone in the store stops, looks at me, and starts clapping loudly and proudly
>the sweet smell of freedom permeates the entire store as we start sharting in unison like a chant
>girl is visibly wet and starts farting uncontrollably
>nowsmychance.jpg
>get down on one knee, getting my leg soaked in the several inches of anal seepage that has collected on the store floor
>reach under my fupa and pull out a small curly fry from Arby's
>"Sis, will you marry me?"
>entire store erupts with clapping and the thunderous roar of sharts
>I cannot tell if she's crying tears of joy or if the anal fumes are causing her eyes to water
>"Of course, big bro!"
And that's how I met your mother, kids.

That's an Asda in the uk. Oooooyyyy veeeeeey
Still valid though as its owned by Walmart

If you're going to force a shitty meme, at least make it true

The shits gurgling down
The bowl noises grow so loud
Ready to open his bowels
But the shart won't come out
Its tryin hard to choke it out
Suddenly his sphincters awoken now
The clocks run out, times up, over, BLAOW
Shart back to reality
The smells a fatality

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olestra#Side_effects

*wipes tears from eyes*

Freedom.

Oh there the people go there chokin
He's so glad
But he knows it's not that easy
No thats not all of it
He knows that theres more shart to come in Walmart
It don't matter
He dont mind another splatter
He hoped and his asshole spoke
He so sad that he didn't have seconds

Walking through the Mart, I have to fart
Oh no, I think it's a shart!
It starts to leak, I can't hold it back
It starts to streak, brown play-doh all inside my crack
It starts to drip, I'm dropping bombs out of my ass like it's the Gaza Strip
Just let it rip

SPRINKLE IN WINKEL

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Hey Seychelles, nice trips.


xex

AMERICRAPS BTFOOOO!!!!!

I CANT STOP SHARTING

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I've never witnessed a country as butthurt as India

The whole poo in loo thing really ticked indian Sup Forumssters off.

Shart in mart is the least funny meme on Sup Forums

wal mart and its shoppers are visible evidence of what has been done to america and americans over the last 30 years.

the last time india was a decent place was when their vedic ome was in the arctic.

there are certain countries which are extremely proud of themselves with absolutely zero ability to handle bants. cubans and portugese for example will get very angry if you even slightly insult their delicate pride

burgershits literally BTFO

You should say "POOP IN HOOP". In the U.S. they call their hardware stores "hoops".

no we dont

Poo in loo

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