NEW ZEALAND THREAD

NEW ZEALAND THREAD
8PM SUNDAY MUTHAFUCKERS
AUSSIES AND CHINKS NEED NOT APPLY

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oi m8

Fuck you Canada. Your entire country is a meme.

shart in mart

don't be like that, buddy

Loved you guys in harry potter. Beautiful scenery.

Did the petty Australian state of new Zealand say something?

SHEEP SHAGGER
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>you will never find a secluded cabin in the mountains with a widowed czech tourist suffering from hypothermia who needs your BIG STRONG KIWI body to warm her up

aussie now has more sheep in total and per capita than nz, so your the sheep shagger now, sheep shagger.

aww poor aussie babies are salty that they lost the game last night. like always.

I've never met a white new zealander that wasn't a skinnyfat numale faggot.

You are confusing youselves with Australians again, who are usually buff chads with sick bantz.

You've never met a New Zealander in your life you cheeky seppo

Your father is here to set you straight

NZ > Australia

60% of all the aussies I met in gold coast and sydney had mental disorders from faking alphaness all day

It's not about the number of sheep, it's about fucking the sheep

I've met plenty, because so many of you go to southeast asia for vacation to escape Lord of the Rings fans.

Why are you making immigration hell for euros but let asians and kebabs in on mass?

>its not about the number of sheep, its about fucking the sheep

anything you can get your hands on aye

Better to fuck the animals than be fucked by them.

How is the Emu population doing anyway?

Jewish PM.

Don't wanna sound like a mental person but did anyone else in Christchurch see that weird light about 15 mins back?

I thought it was a drone at first coz was very low and bright orangr over the cbd. No aviation flashing lights, just a constant glow. But then hovered for a bit, rose up a couple of hundred meters, light went dim and went straight up.

I'm certain it was a drone, but the disappearing up and away has me scratching my head.

Your Country is a known UFO hotspot buddy

>How can New Zealand males even compete

>inb4 emu posters

So she is Lesbo with the sheep?

I know that. Kaikoura lights are famous. My old man even says he saw weird lights early one morning when he was milking down in Central Otago. Sounds plausible to me.

I've spent all my childhood looking at the skies hoping to see something. Especially when out camping or on surfing trips. Never ever saw anything in all that time.

You can't tell me a chance look out my window while up to my elbows in dirty dishes, wearing only socks and a beanie is the time I finally see something spoopy.

Doesn't seem fitting.

Australian rugby is like their rap. Absolute shit.

Kia Ora fellow goys.

Tena koe Chang.

Thanks dad.

New Zealand = PooPee Land

This. Aussies are posers, like mart sharters.

fuck off shill
fixed your shit meme for you
australia > NZ

A couple of weeks ago they had that russian rocket "space junk" come crashing into the pacific. Maybe it was another of those?

Fuck off to hahaha awesome!

I can't hear you over the sound of my ar15 you faggot.

ayyyy
Anybody here at waikato uni?
You wanna like, hang out and compare cock sizes and stuff?

Say it to his face cunt, you won't.

yeah i'm at waikato

What degree?

Software engineering. 2nd year

you?

same, but third year.
Are you having fun in Algorithms?

>Jamaican
>White

I always wonder: why does our media call meth 'P'? No one else calls it that.

is asians still raping the country?
they made a 15% tax on chink ownership in vancouver and it slowed the chink invasion

Wait what was your 241 project?
Because I did 241 in first year so we may have been in the same class

Yep, buying up property and driving prices to ridiculous levels while the govt purposefully looks the other way and tries to make out there's no problem.

It was the greenstone project.
>wtf I love digital libraries now

Kiwi's being proud of their rugby team is like Ameritards and their basketball. Unless you're Maori or black, don't act like you won anything.

Most of the All Blacks are white u emu fucker.

Tell me, if I'd immigrate in you, will you die?

new zealand's identity is primarily revolved around lord of the fucking rings and being australia's retarded cousin.

how does it feel to be a meme country?

>Implying you're Chinese enough to immigrate here.

We already have Russians.

What's the deal with vowels?
Plz explain, I don't know much about NZ.

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Australia's identity revolves around your teenagers getting king hit my drunk Maoris.

I was on tannoy ahhoy!
>wtf I hate android now

Funniest joke I've heard

Australian accents
?AWW YEEE M8 FUCKING DRUGGOS ON THE STREET AGAYN THEY CUMEN FROM THEE BILABONG
New Zealand accent
>Did ya see the game last night m8?
>Yea bro, saw it with the misses down at the pub.

Then you have not spoken to anyone of intellect.

They are though, what I said is factual not my opinion. Now go and get king hit by a Maori and die.

>aussies actually think they invented pavlova
top shitpost m8s

who /wellington/ here
its fucking cold

Vowels are interchangeable. Deal with it.

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We pronounce all of them as u (oo).

That would be impossible since there is no such person in Australia.

Every vowel in NZ is either elided or sounds like a 'u'.

Cloudy Bay Sauvignon Blanc is great.

Well he was in Australia so it wasn't an option to.

looks tight as fuck desu.

chch here, didnt see anything from my basement but the glow of my screen

We've got a shit ton of them here in welly atm and they all sound like whiny spoilt brats who just had their petrol drunken by an abbo.

kek i met that kid once

Say what m8

Does your github have an anime picture on it?
Because if so, I think I know who you are.

Some guy from toranga(sp?) moved here, and I've been showing him around.

Anything you can tell me about there?

#NotAllAussies
#We'llShagSheepWithYou

Our media are a particular brand of dumb fucks.

new zealand sure know how to put their words together =)

Daniel Christie?

nah the dead one

He's not your buddy, friend.

>tfw no one cares about China taking over everywhere
By the way, is it true that they're taking over Africa?

Butthurt basement dwelling Australians never fail to embarrass themselves. People care even less about you and your opinions than the other Australians on here who can control their virginity issues.

Tauranga? It's a shithole.

Better than taking them apart ; ^)

im talking about the brisbane one

>there are more than one apparently
>you might be right

I'm surprised that impresses you, I thought the penal system incentivizes basic education.

No it's one of the basic ones
i.e. i'm not Anthony

>This triggers the Aussie

There's a billion of the fuckers, give them all a plane ticket or a leaky boat and they could take over anywhere.

Wouldn't surprise me, Maori are better than Abbos but that isn't saying much.

How can i go and live there?
Please explain to me, i love that country.
I want to move to NZ, how to do it?

fug
>not having anime on your github

Are there some video from NZ? I mean, not the likes of "Let's learn about NZ accent", but vids about something else with people speaking with NZ accent.

based beauden

>New Zealand taking shitposting to heart
Typical, you guys would be absolutely fucked if we stopped protecting you

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