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Morning Coffee edition

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Selamat pagi

Trillianes and Paquiao's version of the bill was the one approved by Congress and probably by senate
Ironically

manilatimes.net/house-passes-national-id-system-bill/349402/

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Hey what happenned to the last thread?

Flips ruin everything as usual.

Breakfast lads
>Roti Kosong
>Nescafe panas
>3 fags John Whites cigarettes

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pre-toil wank yeah?

I wanna buy a marketing book for my LB gf, but Im in Peru, Is there any good online bookstore in Manila? any recommendation?

Fully Booked or National Book Store for physical stores, Amazon for digital.

Just tried some Vietnamese noodles from a local restaurant. Holy shit it tasted awful. The meat and broth tasted off, and the noodles managed to taste both bitter and flavourless at the same time. Like eating stale, solid water.

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>Meat and broth tasted off
rip
>Noodles tasted bitter
They didn't wash it right, happens here tooo. It just tastes "gamey" and "earthy" somehow

>hi bf, wanna meet with my dad?
what do?

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>3 fags John Whites

why not the red one?

>her face

Absolutely disgusting

My sister is expecting her result today

Pregnancy test?

she got HIV positive, Congratulation...!!!!

F

I just watched that /r9k/ suicide thing, what the fuck.

>/r9k/
self explanatory

What is it with /r9k/ and suicide?

I just saw this on Sup Forums
strawpoll.me/15273712
kek they really do hate the guy

The GF looks like that. What's disgusting about it exactly?

You don't /r9k/ing much ha?

I got 2 A and 2 B+ for SPM

>also got 140 ringgit as a gift from teachers

feelsgoodman.

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Congratulations

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Congrats
Whatever that numbers mean

>RG tallgeese bentar lagi rilis
>masih jadi neet

neet lifestyle is tough

thanks mate.

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>range banned from Sup Forums
what did you do faggots?

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congratulation malaynon

Does that mean you just graduated from high school? Reported for being underagefag.

>hurr durr 18 is underage

brainlet detected

>graduated at the age of 18
>think of being older than his classmates as an achievement
Lmao, at this point you'd be bragging that you've finished your potty training.

>says the guy who clearly lost the argument and starts shitposting

>oh shit he's right, I was wearing diaper through the exam
>better start calling him shitposter before anyone notices

Bm
Bi
Math
Add math
Sejarah
Bio
Kimia
Physic
Bukan patut 8 subjek ke

>Physic
>Kimia
>Bio
>Add math

Aku x amek exam-exam ni. Aku belajar subjek.

>Ert (ekonomi rumah tangga)
>Pendidikan Seni visual
>Sains
dan yg lain-lain (Bm,sej,math, etc)

>Ert (ekonomi rumah tangga)
KUALA LUMPUR
U
A
L
A

L
U
M
P
U
R

should i get kinkshame for being an ERT student?

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You would be a great housewife.

Nothing wrong, what are the odds of your science lesson coming into practical use anyway?

>what are the odds of your science lesson coming into practical use anyway?

slim to none.

life sure sucks sometimes
but wen day is dark alway rember happy day
stay safe friends

Remember to file your income tax.

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Are you the dad?

ye-yes master.

Fucking shit, I got curious and watched the video.
Holy shit. Getting nausea right now.

link to video / sauce?

>the part where his mom finds the body
Kids, if you want to kill yourself for whatever reason please at least make it look like an accident.

liveleak.com/view?t=9I9v8_1521084029

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But I'm still calculating the tax relief from purchases and cancer treatment.

Wait that has been deleted now, check the /r9k/ thread

>buy
libgen.io

>click on sauce
>"this thread has been deleted"

Maybe God knows what's best for me

Just go to /r9k/
Everyone there is bamboozled right now.

This, at least you won't make your parents sad.

How did he die? Shoot himself to death?

Yeah, using a fucking shotgun. You can clearly see yourself part of his head gone after he pulled the shotgun.

good riddance. If only we can get Franxx posters on Sup Forumsto follow suit.

Senang ada budak ERT ni. Dulu aku suruh budak perempuan kat kelas ERT je jahit lencana baju pengakap aku.

I met a student who lived in Vietnam until he was 16 last semester and he once told me that his vietnamese parents disapproved of his relationship with a mexican girl

thoughts on this?

I'm not mexican I'm just curious about perspectives on dating outside of ethnic ingroups in southeast asian cultures

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because spic are subhuman, they will approve if it's white

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CHII
jk vietnamese are half cantonese and cantonese are literaly jews of asia and most of vietnamese have huge relation to drug dealing and human trafficking, your friend dodge the bullet

This is his MAL profile if you're curious
myanimelist.net/profile/Shuaiby

Kel tec shotgun it seems.
At least it a rather futuristic gun to off yourself.

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There must be more reasons of why his parents show disapproval on his relationship. Probably they have bad experiences with them? or maybe like this guy said

>Senang ada budak ERT
>pandai jahit

Orang lelaki mcm aku yg amek kelas ert mmg untung. Aku xyah nk mintak tlg mak utk jahit baju/seluar kalau koyak. Kemudian pulak aku boleh melepak dengan budak pompuan kelas ERT. Best bro, aku selalu raba diorang senyap senyap.

> Press F for Respect.

F

Looks fake

Diorang ingat ko gay kut
youtube.com/watch?v=LFwtOY-hPxs

How much for that gun?
He is supposed to be broke ass spike, right?
Where did he got that from?

>Diorang ingat ko gay kut

Budak pompuan kelas ERT mmg gedik. Diorang x kisah kalau aku pegang tangan / dada diorang.

Then watched the video. His mom entered the room and called 911 after he shot himself.

The 911 dispatcher who thought the kid was still alive annoyed me.

Betul, lepas tu mesti selalu ada makanan haha

>Senang ada budak ERT ni. Dulu aku suruh budak perempuan kat kelas ERT je jahit lencana baju pengakap aku.
t. pondan

>Where did he got that from?
It's murrica. Probably from Walmart.

>Betul, lepas tu mesti selalu ada makanan haha

hahahahhahah betul tu

there are some listed on gunbroker for 750 USD

Seems to be 700usd.

holy fuck. How did he even have the money to buy that darn thing.....

It's America, they got fucked set of priorities.

By working?
They don't have to get local police,regional,state then finally Inspector General of Police to stamp your license and pay 4x your gun price to own it.

anyone can get a gun in america

>By working?

he's a /r9k/fag . Most of them are NEET as far as i know.

This.

Yeah, baru beli. D-blend right?

congrats

he could just be working a cash register or something

>he could just be working a cash register or something
meh. that could be true.

Some posts that Sup Forums reckon to be him.

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> D-blend right?

yup. Hey bro have you try smokin menthol before? And if yes, do you have any recommendation for me?

He's Arab though.

Compare it to our fucked up procedure.
cilisos.my/how-easy-is-it-to-buy-a-gun-in-malaysia-we-tried-to-buy-one/
>AS VAL will always be impossible to own no matter how hard you work
Why even live?
Probably crypto like Bitconnect.

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the struggle is real.

What?
Everywhere i read he is a spic.
Wrong guy then?

>menthol
Not really, hell I just started myself a few months ago. Just go for the hard ones straight-up haha

Hey anons come see me at Midvalley this Sat and Sunday, got edu fair. Lets grab Carls jr. and then hang out.

I wish i can join you but unfortunately i live in penang.

...

atleast he had a gf

Thoughts?

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