Who invented vodka? Poland or Russia or Ukraine? My money is on Ukraine

Who invented vodka? Poland or Russia or Ukraine? My money is on Ukraine.

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>mfw he made this thread deliberately to start an argument

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Vodka was invented in Russia.
By a famous Russian inventor Nikolay Teslov.

I wish I was this girl

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Pooland, but only because our earliest known mention of it is from a polish source and doesn't explicitly mention its origin.

Did you mean Mikołaj Teslowski, renown Polish ballet dancer?

Bob Marley

Wódka is Polish

Thank you Poland

You two are ridiculous. Vodka was invented by the Swede Niklas Teslander.

dumb moullies, vodka was made by a famous italian-american named Nicky Teslo, fuhgeddaboudit

Poland did it

volga german's invention to cripple slavshits
i am the living proof o alcohol immunity, havent drunk alcohol for almost 15 months

Volga Germans are worse than Russians themselves.

volga german is the ceo of russias biggest company (gazprom)
katherine the great was the best tsar and was volga german

man I'd like to vodkher

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also ceo of biggest russian bank: sberbank

Hermann Gräf

Ukraine is only 20 years old...

>Who invented vodka?

Finno-ugric russian mendeleev

Look at the Photoshop on her right side kek

whoever invented vodka is saint

and Italy is 72 years old

:-)
volga germans are the 21st century jews

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ukraine shouldnt talk big in this matter

The world's first written mention of the drink and of the word "vodka" was in 1405 from Akta Grodzkie recorder of deeds,[11] in the court documents from the Palatinate of Sandomierz in Poland[11] and it went on to become a popular drink there. At the time, the word wódka referred to chemical compounds such as medicines and cosmetics' cleansers, while the popular beverage currently known as vodka was called gorzałka (from the Old Polish verb gorzeć meaning "to burn"), which is also the source of Ukrainian horilka (гopiлкa). The word written in Cyrillic appeared first in 1533, in relation to a medicinal drink brought from Poland to Russia by the merchants of Kievan Rus'.[11]

There you go, question of one google search, genius.

Also, Ukraine did not exist until 20th century

A native American?

that's because you're a mudslime

fuck off back vanja
after your logic you must be alcoholic to be white
go fuck urself

>volga german's

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He is just German

Volga Germans >>>>>>>> G*rmans

well lets say it was invented on the land of modern Ukraine but by polaks.

What about Kazakh Germans? there are plenty of them

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Siberian Germans > Volga Germans > Kazakh Germans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> G*rmans

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Vodka is quintessentially Australian