RUSSIA TESTING SATAN 2 MISSILE

Isn't Russia a Christian nation?

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>RUSSIA TESTING SATAN 2 MISSILE

Please God, let it be Britain, let it be London.

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No, it is Islamic.

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why would they call a nuclear weapon for jesus or something else? it's destructive
and any nation who kill people can not call themself christian

>Isn't Russia a Christian nation?

Satan is NATO nickname for this missile

Russian name is Capмaт = Sarmat = Sarmatian = Polish

BASED PUTIN

ANGLOS BTFO

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>unstoppable
we'll see about that
leave russia to us lads

Gonna wipe London off the face of the earth like the fist of an angry god

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Satan is the NATO reporting name

Why are things escalating so quickly?

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>RS-28 Sarmat
>Sarmat
Russhits larping as Poles as usual lol.

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what the fuck

Link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RS-28_Sarmat

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Russians love and honor the Polish people. This is why they name their weaponry after them, kind of like we do with American Siberians (Tomahawk, Chinook, etc)

Why does it look like we are heading for another cold war? It doesn't make sense because we're on Russia's side thanks to Trump

Russia is just a reckless warmongerer fucking hell

You only just realised?

I thought we were done testing nuclear weapons now that the Cold War has ended. I don't think Russia can stand the isolation of a second one, so they should probably reconsider.

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Because Britshits always have to stir up trouble
Trump is an idiot if he puts relations with Britain above Russia with their retarded warmongering
The UK is completely reliant on the US anyway after Brexit so you don't have to support them at all and they will still come crawling to you

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But it was the Russians who have been stirring shit and provoking the British. It's the right of the British to retaliate when their sovereignty has been infringed upon and they have the support of their allies.

>for another cold war
>cold

I'm sure there's going to be an actual war between NATO and Russia.

its warmongering to gear up defence spending there will never be war on european soil
i am not sure about russia(not europe) and usa, since they are in danger of multiethnic civil war

should have called that thing "volga german"

There's nothing to suggest the possibility of another war unless Russia invades a NATO country, and even then there's a chance for peace.

Your argument would make sense if there was more than one example of it. One of domestic russian machineguns is named after some steppe tribe eradicated long time ago.

Russia is a Turkic nation.

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>Its large payload of about 10 tonnes would allow for up to 10 heavy warheads or 15 lighter ones (350 kiloton each)

what the fuck
this is overkill

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>tfw russians for centuries only wanted the senpai to notice them but we were blind
so many lives could've been spared

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Except Russia are the ones who're provoking Britain.

>One of domestic russian machineguns is named after some steppe tribe eradicated long time ago.
you must be a genius
if theres ones in particular, they pls inform us what is its name

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PKP_Pecheneg_machine_gun

austria is and has never ebeen an enyme of the russian state afaik
it was specifically constructed to deter slavshits

leave the russians to me

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it didn't happen 70 years ago, and it won't happen now. The only thing that happened was that both Russians and US put people into space

i hope russia and america will balkanize itself within the next 20 yrs

>Because Britshits always have to stir up trouble
if only those fucking britshits stopped using chemical weapons on russian soil

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S-P-A-C-E

S-U-E-Z

no fucking way

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still not as impressive as the Tsar Bomba, so what's the deal?

N*TO on suicide watch

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Incredibly patrician opinion. Pretty much every remotely powerful state with population over 100 mil deserves to be balkanized in order to stop power projections.

> no country should be bigger than polen

if russia proceeds to hurt their ethnic minorities I will personally slap every russian slavshit on the wrist and balkanize that godforsaken permafrosted shithole into irrelevancy and then climb the throne and call the newly obtained territory spanned from murmansk to vladivostok Volga Germania

Never gonna happen.

Poland is a nation of barely 40 million people

Three of them could cripple most cunts user. The tsar bomba is useless.

>Satan 2

i bet it can teleport behind me too

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Yes, it's great that you picked a number that Poland could never reach


If Poland had 80 million people, you would say 200 million
If Poland had 200 million people, you would say 500 million

To call a poland a nation is an insult to civilization

omae wa mu
shindeiru

stop being butthurt.
power projecting faggot states are the biggest fucking hurdle humanity is yet to overcome because of might makes right politics. they hamper progress and development in order to secure finances of some kike elites.

russia is a fake country, their religion is a lip service not faith, they have no integrity and they are a bunch of liars and fakes. so that name illustrates this point very well.

are you still butthurt

t.

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go back miroslav

>calling the missile Satan
>pretends to act in defense
>most destructive weapon ever invented, even a standard nuke would be enough
>acts like a chimp and annexes countries around them
>stations rockets in Kaliningrad
>shoots planes in other countries airspace
>publicly kills people in the UK
I wonder who is the bad guy

clean my shoes volga nigger

>it didn't happen 70 years ago

Russia isn't USSR anymore.

>still not as impressive as the Tsar Bomba

What's so impressive about the Tsar Bomba? It's very impractical, too heavy, unreliable and pretty much useless in actual war, unlike american B41 bomb.

>Because Britshits always have to stir up trouble

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>where are the proof. jpg
didn't do nuffin

clearly nato

dont speak in that tone with me, nosepicker

Putin needs a new popularity boost to invade another country.

Because kikes and brits.

>>calling the missile Satan
>I wonder who is the bad guy

So, Americans?

I hope this weapon's payload is targeted at my bollocks

>fucking brits poisoning themselves intentionally to start a cold war 3.

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Because Puton has six years left and he needs to feel he's """""achieved""""" something.

Sarmat is the most effective nuclear delivery system on earth today, Tsar bomb was useless and just for show.

about time

0.05 Rubles etc.

>liquid fueled missiles
How...1965.

>another cold war

This time the cold war will turn hot.

>themselves
>britain would never want to start wars

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Is the position of believing Moscow's alleged involvement in the US election has been exaggerated for political reasons, but pretty certain that they were behind this attack a valid one? Because that's where I'm standing right now

What the fuck could we possibly gain from war with Russia?

There can be no positive outcome. I have no idea how anyone could support this.

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>t. sherlock

NANI?

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At the same time though, this circus can't be allowed to continue. Something has to change.

I don't think so. If the western countries are close to war, we would sanction them first. But not only some cheese and milk, but also cars, electronics, tools, machines, household items etc. Young and ordinary people would be rioting against the government there. And Russia would possibly collapse before there would be a war.

Sarmatia geographically corresponds to Ukraine, though.

Warmongering while hiding in the overseas rock.

>New NATO reporting names
heh

Still haven't explained how we could gain from such a war, Ivan.

N-NANI?!

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i get to watch the nukes go off from a safe distance and make fun of br*ts online

we have more israeli blood than current israelis, should we call ourselfs jews? We are the only ones to claim sarmatian ancestry, therefore it's exclusively ours.

Why do they announce to work on a new nuclear rocket just now, when there was Russian spy killing people with neurotoxin just one day ago?

It's like saying shut-up indirectly, as if they feel responsible.

>how do we gain from wars we barely fight
>what is blind british "jingoism"
>Ivan
You god damn retard. But really, you don't earn anything from the wars that international business tricks you to do.

>We are the only ones to claim sarmatian ancestry
Wrong, we've been doing it for the past 300 years.

HARVAT = SARMAT

that's some solid fucking mental gymnastics as expected from a b*Lkanite

>He STILL hasn't answered such a simple question

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you're not suicidal enough and you don't live in women worship culture. Also we are larping iranians since XV century.

They're showing more about those weapons that Putin talked about during that conference a few weeks ago. Two days ago they released a new video of that hypersonic missile.