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This mother fucker has truly made Death his bitch. Only Chuck decides when Chuck dies.
if dubs chuck norris dies tonight
Dubs says he doesn't
Oh fuck
Good.
>TFW the legends are true
chuck is cucked
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only trips will stop
Singles and everyone one in this thread dies (myself included)....and Chuck pisses on the ashes.
formerly Sneeds
AHHHHHJJJJJ
Did he try to kick the hurricane?
FUCK
is it literally 2002?
YOU HAVE SENT THIS MAN TO HIS DEATH. YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS.
dubs and you die instead
oh god why didn't you get dubs
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Reminder that Chuck Norris is an anti-science young earth creationist.
h-hows it gonna happen bros? death by 100 ninjas?
And a NRA spokesman. So cool!
trust me, they know. you may as well be an anti-knowing-your-ass-from-a-hole-in-the-ground-ist around here
Suffers 2 massive attacks from his heart and his heart loses both times.
I bet his heart never attacks him again.
>not liking someone becaue of a stupid belief they have
if thats how life worked, no one would like anyone
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RIP in Piss Redditman
my dubs deny yours
>weak fuck has weak heart, barely hangs unto life
>"he's so epic like in the meme!"
is he gonna get excomulgated by Bill Nye now?
habbening
Formerly Chuck?
This just in: The Grim Reaper has bent sent to the hospital after a brutal roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris when attempting to reap his life.
Chuck Norris is okay.
Chuck Norris doesn't have heart attacks. He has heart defenses.
hahahahaha
kys reddit
Chuck Norris is just an old man whose going to die soon, probably sometime within the next decade.
WEW
and is reborn as sneed norris
>Fat fuck thinks he will past 50
Dubs confirm.
>kys reddit
>What is Something Awful
Fucking children think every dumb internet joke comes from Reddit.
In the era of macho men Chuck Norris was absolutely the lamest
Prove me wrong
pro tip you cant
fuck this made me laugh ty user
if dubs we all die and chuck norris pays for our funerals
If dubs, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you to death straight into a casket that buries itself.
If dubs, OK gets hit by a bus
This,World of Warcraft and get this,Sup Forums oooooh not Leddit! Is where i heard most Chuck Norris jokes.
Who's OK?
if dubs then chuck norris out lives each one of us and comes to each of our funeral and hits on our mums and becomes our new dad
If dubs this kid has to go to bed while Chuck Norris gives his mom a rim job.
if dubs then chuck norris lives to be 100 and we have to name all our kids chuck norris even if they are girls
>Near 80
>Looks like 50 years old
How this is even fucking possible ?
Nice save.
Chuck Norris doesn't age.
Age Chuck Norrises.
Digits says he doesn't
Chuck Norris' dire warning for America - 2012
Chuck Norris Fact No. 39: "Chuck Norris stared evil in the eye and it went into hiding."
America's favorite action star is doing just that this election -- calling on evangelical Christians across the nation to join him in crushing the creep of socialism under President Obama.
is this thread an excuse to dig up all those old chuck norris jokes?