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Bootle's Finest, Edition

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never been invited to a house party haha

have any of you genuinely noticed anything positive from nofap

meh

Gangs made up of Pakistani Muslim men raping white English girls

they call me billy big balls because my name's billy and i've got big balls

On 10 March 1147, King Afonso I of Portugal departed from Coimbra with 250 of his best knights, intending to capture the Muslim city of Santarem.

King Afonso had previously sent several Portuguese disguised as a Muslim merchants in order to secretly study the city.

During the cover of a foggy night, with the help of ladders, 25 sappers scaled the walls, killed the Moorish sentries and forced their way to the gate, allowing the knights to enter.

The Muslims offered very strong resistance, but ended up being defeated and slaughtered.

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This lass is older than me and I'm like really young but I still desperately want to shag her

Should I just keep flirting at work and being nice but not to eager, and then hope for the best the next time we are on a late shift together?

sames

prison really had its toll on are shrekli

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Most western men are too polite and nice, if you want bunda, specially in the third world, you'll have to toughen up and treat them like shit to get game, plus be tall and good looking, or at least be a fit average joe. And it's the same behaviour everywhere, no such thing as "quite conservative", I've experienced this myself and I know they're all the same regardless of culture or ethnic background.

I do believe however men are generally more successful with women in foreign countries because we're more laid back and confident when we're fishing abroad. I know this by experience.

Hate the spics

Hope that the proto-gf won't mind that I'm a virgin.

Housemate is coming to join me in bed after we just spent the past hour kissing. Willy is VERY hard right now

Genuinely start feeling invincible at the end of the 1st month. I have very malleable brain chemistry YMMV

she will

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hate the non whites

Thinking about expelling the British diplomats for Marilinga

good luck lad

really not sure how that 1 xan has worked so well for so many days
can't be a placebo right

Same

I mean, I hope she doesn't consider it a deal breaker. She's implied I'm cute but I understand there's a limit to that.

Thought brit was a shaggers general Howay help the poor lad out

Never made it past a 2 weeks and that was just because I was very depressed and had no libido anyway

god speed

Hard willy lad here. Who needs advice?

don't tell her until afterward

simples

hope all normies drown

i take a weak benzo and it helps me loads

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She's only wants the finest Chad bulls to make her into a quivering wreck. She has not time for betaboi cucks like you.

Nofap is a meme unless you have a serious porn addiction or you have an active sex life and you want to perform better in bed. If you don't end up getting the semen out in the day then you'll just end up getting it out at night eventually.

>"great" shitain

klonopin?

starting to like aussies after they saved the white saffas

haha just be tall bro just grow a few inches bro

The Battle of Guilford Court House was a battle fought on March 15, 1781, at a site which is now in Greensboro, North Carolina.

It was a Pyrrhic victory for the British army.

The battle lasted only ninety minutes. The British were outnumbered, yet defeated the American force. In doing so, however, they lost over a quarter of their men.

Lord Cornwallis raided every farm or plantation he came across, from which he took hundreds of horses for his Dragoons. He converted another 700 infantry to mounted duties. During these raids, he freed thousands of slaves, of whom 12,000 joined his own force.

Nathaniel Greene encouraged his men after the loss by saying. "We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again."

>the shittish "empire"

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I refuse to hire autists and smokers

>tfw going to be an Aussie soon

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So he got 7 years in prison? fucking brutal

vistaril
don't even know if it's a benzo desu

BASED

Never taken a virginity before. What's it like

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jews aren't white

is it gay to drink wine when you don't have a vagina

thets for allergies la

spent 8 long years as a neet recluse and i'm starting to think it's left permanent psychological damage

its shit. You have to take things extremely slowly and they just lie there in pain

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It feels like you've got phimosis if she's really tight

unironically yes

not that fun

that's only one of the reasons it's prescribed
it's basically a sedative

This, and they get proper obsessive over you

hate saffers

>"Excuse me, that's actually MY dinner!"
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Literally rolling on the floor here, lads.

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Just asked Theresa May where's the money for Grenfell. She said "nothing to do with me". A mealy mouthed reply.

virus do not click

>Dr Peterson's job at the University of Toronto was threatened when he refused to abide by preferred gender neutral pronouns: "they" or "ze" or "air" instead of "he" or "she".
I never knew. I actually thought he was famous for telling people to clean their room

Don't listen to the autists. The day that you take it isn't fun (and the days before that you tried but she was in too much pain). But the feeling for the rest of the time you're with her is amazing. It's great to know only my cock has been in her and she won't ever feel another

NOW you tell me

are you literally 11 years old

daydreaming about being back in college and actually making an effort to make friends again

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actually fuck off you normies
get out I feel sick

Are you black?

changed my mind, hate the australians for allowing the saffas to exist

girl from bumble replied and i asked her out for a drink. no response yet hahahaha

scromiting at Russian banter

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think i could get some replies on tinder with my face but im a genuine social autist

On the 15th of March, 1990, France, the Soviet Union, the United Kingdom, and the United States renounced all rights they held in Germany, allowing a united Germany to become fully sovereign.

On 12 June 1987, U.S. President Ronald Reagan challenged Mikhail Gorbachev, then the General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, to tear down the Berlin Wall. The Hungarian government began dismantling the electrified fence along its border with Austria.

Events rapidly came to a head in early 1990. The Socialist were heavily defeated in East Germany's first free elections. Both German states were willing to accept reunification.

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>Stop the murders on our soil and refrain from provocative tweets like this, we're not Ukraine, we will not just roll over!!!!
lol

my belief that we are caught in the absurd timeline is only getting stronger

*throws 2 teas and a book of stamps on the table*
Run the cards, then

>coworker asked if I'm going to the international women's day talk

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daily reminder

Vladimir Putin
5'7"

Theresa May
5'8"

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don't understand why they're so confident when russia's a rusty shitheap

>If Russia said it was Wednesday I'd have a look at the calendar to check

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me
5'9

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churchill was 5'6 lmao

me
5'11

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could probably get 200 matches within a month but won't because heebs own the app and based on that information the app is used to break down our civilization

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Did you remind her that despite having Irish and English ancestry you identify as indigenous australian and the cultural belief of the wurrjinkas is for women to go fuck themselves?

Made a thread I thought was pretty good, the first thread I've posted in years and got no replies. Meanwhile some peepee poopoo thread gets 300+ replies.

No justice in this world m8s.

>Smallest world leader is Algerian President Abdelaziz Bouteflika at 5'2

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breaking rocks in the hot sun
i fought the law and the law won

not hard to imagine the kind of scrawny, pallid runt that operates this account

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actually I just said no lol

Who here /was tallest boy at their school/

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OH NO NO NO

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it was probably a shit thread

185cm at 13 years old

taller than most teachers lmao

Can't handle your negative attitude.

he's not leading much from down there is he?!

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warwick davis tier

Sup Forums is a shithole, lad. Stop making threads here and seek out other boards instead.

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it's not pleasurable for either parties.

just ate porridge flavoured with a teabag because i ran out of food

in other news i don't want to hurt the russians mum

phwoar, source on that slag?

pic unrelated? tall kids are all social rejects until they hit puberty