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cold brew coffee jug arrived lads

cannot wait to make a batch

Just painted someone black.

Hermione was sitting alone by the fire in the common room studying for her charms exam when Harry and Ron came down from the boys dormitory.
"Hermione? What are you doing up at this hour?" asked Harry.
"Studying of course. I should ask you the same question." replied Hermione.
"Harry and I were about to see what Snape was doing on the third floor." said Ron, but just as those words came from his mouth a noise came from the direction of the armchair Hermione was sitting in, its source was unmistakable.
"Hermione...did you...did you just fart?" asked Harry.
"No, of course not, I mean...okay I farted. I had a very questionable tart at lunch and it has given me grief all day. Can we not make a big deal of this?" a very red faced Hermione asked as she sank in her chair. Just then a stench came to Harry and Ron's noses.
"Bloody hell Hermione!" Ron gasped as he plugged his nose and fanned the air.
"Oh come off it Ron, it was just a fart!" Shouted Hermione in a mixture of anger and embarrassment.

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alri footy yank

stop calling me bike cuck

Typical Paddy

foy

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Based

Because I'm black.

Here's the plan, lads.

This party is big enough to run on the national stage, but small enough that we can join in number & make up a majority of it's members.

It's got a strong anti-migrant bent and it wants to repair the justice system, but its main goal is an English parliament. We can turn that into taking power away from westminster, deporting foreign criminals and forcing police to apply the law to *everyone*, scrapping hate speech legislation & cutting immigration drastically.

Politics on it's own is not enough. But this is the party around which we can build a movement, like they have in Austria, Italy, France & Germany. And with so many apathetic & abstaining voters, this is the best time to try and break FPTP.

All we need is the numbers to get started and the will to try. Young people have sparked the resistance all over Europe; we are in the state that we are because we thought ours would be UKIP, and now we're woefully behind. Let's make up the ground. Who's with me?

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sharting at this post

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It was a good run

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yodelling at paddies who romanticise the easter rising
a cowardly stab in the back and it still got put down

a rolling stone is worth two in the bush

The catalyst for the fall of the empire you fucking brit

Two in your mom's bush.

Anybody seen Big Rab aboot?

huh

The Irish are utter shit. How did they allow themselves to be subjugated like niggers in the first place?

salesforcing from home

or so the narrative stipulates

Accidentally left it on a bench.
Innocent until proven guilty.

any cheddar man in?

>On this day in 1992, a British death squad walked into a Sean Graham bookmaker's shop in Belfast and opened fire on the customers murdering five Irish civilians. The gun used to carry out the murders turned up on display at London's Imperial War Museum in 2015

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cos they are

Night night.

What's a good number of weights I should lift per day, fifty or should I do fifty and take a rest one day then continue?

2

How do we prevent London being a primate city within a liberal capitalist framework? The only way I can see ending London's unfair dominance is through a harsh socialist uprooting, and that sounds awful.

rate my sisters netflix watchings

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any salesforce man in?

More of a Leicester lad meself

powerful

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Role Models was great

Rate my art lads

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What's the second Wayne's World like?

How is Devilman anyway? I don't really think Yuasa's style is all that great but I did enjoy reading the manga a good couple years ago.

oh god I watched that in the pictures
>a minotaauuuuuuRR?!

>It's time you show the proper respect to your future Queen. Get down on all fours and clean my feet with your tongue, Rorke.

lost a small fortune today of my pixel imaginary cryto money

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>Kiss them you lowly British dog.

Your response?

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*slobers over and licks them*

I'll do more than that. I'll go at those little piggies with the power of being able to suck a golf ball through a waterhose.

why is she so brown

seriously though lads any salesforce man in

do NOT respond to this if you're a market cloud patsy

maybe because her mom is a negro? spastic.

Do you think her and Harry engage in light race play? Like she pretends to be his colonial African fucktoy?

business idea: go back to 2010 and buy a few thousand bitcoin and then sell them in 2017

Would unironically support Britain becoming an American State. But it would have to come with certain stipulations, such as the name. It would be just the USA anymore, it would have to be The United States of America and Britain.

what would our new flag be

I am a pink wojack

foiy

THHHAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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A cute lil bear

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We'd get our own special star on the Stars and Stripes.

Anglo Empire WHEN?

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I wish every anglo country would just have the same relationship like Aus/NZ

you seem too worldly and mature to be wasting time here
totally fucked with my headcanon you arse

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I've you've got a better fuck around to waste time at work I'm all ears

The absolute state of modern political discourse

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yanks out

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>I've you've got a better fuck around to waste time at work I'm all ears

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america isn't anglo

>canada only achieved independence a couple decades ago

oh NO NO NO

>I've
If
*sips coffee*

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i need some labels to understand this

>wearing comme

fuck off quintillionaire

would love to abuse her sweet little tender anus daily until shes no longer able to hold her bowel movements in and has to wear a diaper to class and constantly gets embarrassed

crack captcha
I'll give you half a packet of revels (i ate the malteasers)

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And good whiskeys from England?

lads...

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Very little is good from England

why not just buy malteasers you spoon

>his country fought a "war" of independence that consisted of a bunch of people sperging out about taxes

want to hug this bear

thailad im still thinking about your catching a ride with the pizza guy idea

Why is working class so depressing lads?

>Nobody cares about art or literature or history
>Everyone despises the rich but they don't have a problem putting on some faux-millionaire's lifestlye on social media
>The women are selfish and have an incredibly high opinion of themselves
>Celebrity worship is absolutely strong

Too monotonous

>want to hug this bear

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looks very much like a tanned version of my sister no i will NOT post pictures

Unironically is no longer a default word on my phone's library.
Scared that GCHQ's meddled with it.

fucking hate being poorthern

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I want to put my basilisk in Hermione's chamber of secrets.

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that's too much like work
good idea init

oh how the tables have turned

started giggling on the bus the other day thinking of the vocaroo ranting about northerners

real neet hours
who tf up

and the awful sports culture

let me come over
lets have an anglosphere sleepover haha

>brits want to deport THIS

>CHELSEA

>CHELSEA

>CHELSEA

That's too bad