Still 4 hours to wait to buy mega Monster Energy drink can

Still 4 hours to wait to buy mega Monster Energy drink can

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What do Europeans do at night when all the shops are closed?

berry refreshing

iktf

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java monster is the best monster

Netflix

Damn brah I'd toss you my freshest /sip/ across the net if I could

piss, don't you watch porn, or what?

Vidya, shitpost and porn. Maybe doing something creative.
Monster Ripper is my favorite. But I think it has another name in the states.

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I love Punch flavor

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I don't think we have that one here and would love to try it out. Supermarkets usually have only the original and the assault (the one that I don't like at all). I have to get the Ripper from another city.

I'm seriously considering ordering a lot from the internet at this point.

Monster and rockstar are fucking disgusting
I wouldn't even drink it if someone paid me
Effect is the best and doesn't even cost an euro a can

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Just have this in my store, never tried the yellow one. It's called "the doctor"
You know it ?

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I like the 0 cal 0 sugar silver Monster. I use it to stay up studying

Ik know of the doctor. It's taste like a cheap orange soda, but it's not bad at all. Would defently drink over the original but not the ripper.

I dislike any light/0 calory drinks, the fake sugar taste is just awful

Monster ultra zero disgusting grapefruit isotonic fake

Drink water or wine like real men, not a shitty american faggot energy drink. Shame on you

boy your life is hard

What did he mean by this ?

Masturbate

>krautchan.net still down

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>import version of monster is on sale for $3

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I only drink it because I lie to myself by saying at least there is no sugar

Yes I know, most people drink 0 cal sodas for health reasons but I just can't stand the taste. I prefer to drink real sugary drinks sometimes than often drink 0 cal sodas

Why is Red Bull so expensive?

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I'll be looking out for the punch one the next time I go to the store and will report back :)

>not drinking V

wew cobber

I don't get it, why do you buy this shit? Why don't you sleep instead?

>le first sip of the day!

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>he gets his energy from sleep

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it used be called m-80 but it's ripper here too now

Smart people sleep
Brainlets drink energy drinks
t. Brainlet

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>50 carbs
>30g+ of sugar

it's like you're asking to be fat cunts

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Who is this semen demon ?

Hideo Kojimas sex slave