At the Aspen Comedy Festival a few years ago, he invited a female comedy duo back to his hotel room...

>At the Aspen Comedy Festival a few years ago, he invited a female comedy duo back to his hotel room. The two ladies gladly joined him, and offered him some weed. He turned it down, but asked if it would be OK if he took his dick out.

>Thinking he was joking (that’s exactly the kind of thing this guy would say), the women gave a facetious thumbs up. He wasn’t joking. When he actually started jerking off in front of them, the ladies decided that wasn’t their bag and made for the exit. But the comedian stood in front of the door, blocking their way with his body, until he was done.

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*blocks ur path*

Id love to jerk it in front of g and o.

who is g and o?

What else would you expect going to a hotel room?

Topical and underrated.

I would expect not to get sexually harassed

He's a weak, fat old man. Just push him out of the way.

Garfield and Oaks

hope it isn't garfunkle and oats

So did he just imagine the black bulls raping them or was that bit left out?

*blocks your path*

Really?
All the famous rape/sexual assault cases start with:
> I was with him in his hotel room
> why?
> he invited me up for drinks
> then what happened
> he raped me

What a fucking creep

>The redditores and libtards here loves this guy

bet he hoped they would insult or even attack him.

Just look at him, no doubt he is a complete masochistic pervert, being dominated by black women must be one of his top fetishes.

Zero evidence. Sounds like two slanderous cunts trying to make a buck.

even weak fat old men are stronger than a regular woman though, not to mention literal toddlers like micucci.

>he invited a female comedy duo
objection your honor, no such thing

>Ask for consent
>Consent given
Don't see a problem here.

sometimes consent ISN'T consent, shitlord.

>when you realize who he was talking about when he said "white people"
youtube.com/watch?v=v1qKy4cMPUI

>you will ever have that weird looking brunette riding your dick while the tall blonde sits on your face

Consent is consent. If it were anything else it wouldn't be called consent.

>wanna come back to our bedroom and take drugs and not have sex?

you fucking faggot, if a girl and you are sharing a bedroom its not because she wants to feel safe while she dreams of chad

Coerced consent exist as does dealing in bad faith.

Is there proof about CKs bbc obsession?

>Coerced consent
lol.

That's called coercion, you dumb fuck.

Exactly, it's called coercion, not consent.
Literally kys redditor.

Coercion is the act of coercing.

>ywn be louis ck and ask can i take my cock out and they say yes and they fuck you and then they regret it so they tell everyone you just jerked off while they watched

louis alpha now, its time for the memes to stop

>Literally kys redditor.
meant for

bullshit story

>asked if it would be OK
What a fucking cuck. When I'm about to take my dick out, you'll know it. You'll want me to.

Someone post his porn scene

>Coerced consent

>Can I do this?
>yeah go ahead

When it comes to comedy, and to not raping people, this old chunk of coal is /ourguy/

Louis CK, what a jerk that guy is.

Louis C.K, oh man don't even get e started on that fella. He's kinda got the rapey eyes on him, and I gotta say they're pretty well fitting, considering he's a RAPIST!

What is it with these comedians and thinking they can just take any broad that comes in off the street?! I think Rosie O'Donnell is funny, but that doesn't mean she'll take up up and fuck the shit out of me. I tell ya, these comedians have some pretty.big heads I gotta say. Cosby, Louis, Carrot Top... By golly the list is endless.

Duuude, when you crush, kill, slay, murder, destroy on stage and drop some philosophy on those civilian knuckleheads, you're entitled to anyone from the crowd

Stop victim blaming

You have a lot of growing up to do, I'll tell you that. Ridiculous! Completely ridiculous. You believe this character? Way outta line!
You know what hurts the most is the lack of respect, you know? That hurts the most. Except for the other thing... that hurts the most. But the lack of respect, that hurts the second most.
Ridiculous.

They talked about this on J&S and Jimmy Norton said something like, if it was a guy like Joe Rogan he could almost believe it, but that he literally didn't believe Louis CK could physically restrain anyone, even a woman.

he is a Mexican, so it is no surprise he is doing the raping

God I love that movie so much

I wish I were those girls tbqh

Citation needed.

>Probably the worst gimmick a comic ever had

Never!

youtube.com/watch?v=MZ1lc6KASWg

It's pretty clear that this isn't true and the only reason why people here believe it is because they hate Louis CK.

The hilarious thing is that this whole situation is pretty much an episode of Louie happening in real life.

>be degenerate sluts
>get treated as such

Really makes me think.

What the hell is wrong with celebrities in general? Don't they have any concept of humility? Jesus Christ. It could have been a fun time smoking weed, but then he took his dick out. It reads like one of his jokes.

Did you know that Louis CK was mexican? I just found out. Trump was right about mexico sending rapists to the USA

Him taking his dick out was consensual, even if facetious.

Blocking the door is fucked-up though, if they want out they want out.

kekerino

I'm not certain either way, but the timing is interesting. I'm pretty sure that Whedon's ex-wife was telling the truth about him, but it's always odd when accusations like this come in clusters. The problem is there are two, equally reasonable explanations; one is that the women believe they'll be taken seriously now that a similar case is in the news, and the other is that they believe that lies will be taken seriously because a similar case is in the news.

>Can normal people get arrested for admitting to illegal drug use like that?

>Aspie Comedy Festival

this is old new louis ck jack off story has been going around long before the whedon shit...

lmao. Did he just call Louis CK a fat weak piece of shit?

They do when causes more damage