*restores your eyesight* edition
/brit/
did i say you could do a new?
what's that x
rather not have it tbqh
let the other senses do the work for a while
yeah remember in some grime song that lad was saying that it was 10 pounds for a pint in london which is absolutely disgusting
Ian Paisley: Hero? Villain? An Indeterminate product of the time?
had stomach pain for the past 3 days
FINALLY did a shit
best moment of my life, i feel so amazing
*pokes you in the eye*
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Sup Forums ain't got shit on this
britain is a shithole
hmm yes i should DEFINITELY feel exhausted after barely being up for 12 hours im sure there nothing wrong with me at all
Cringing me arse off at all of these ‘woke’ facebook users commenting on all the spy poisoning news articles who genuinely believe the story was made up as propaganda against russia
*tries to poke you in the eye but can't get through the slanty chink slits*
snippet of the unitoil assignment
Just goes to show how FUCKED france's popular vote system is. Its impossible for Le Pen to win simply because most people don't want her to.
aniseed is like
have you had sambuca?
as long as you feel superior to everyone else that's what matters x
ulster mentioned
whats your uni average, lad?
is 7 just the epsilon-delta limit method or is it different
shocking, will they ever come round to sanity do you think?
It’s called cultural Marxism mate
Scromiting
3.0 master race
what are the most believable conspiracy theories lads?
next person to put an "x" at the end of their post is getting stabbed
whats that as a number between 1 and 100?
why sweetie what's up xx
1.8 master race
JFK was killed by the CIA
ooh pick me :p x
x
sorry hun x
I wonder why her son doesn't care about her
analysis was my jam, got great grades in it
was miserable in stats (just did not care and never studied) and some of the later calculus (anything past homogenous differential equations)
my bollocks were designed by a punching bag company
closest i've had is campari which is really different i guess
hesitant to buy a bottle of absinthe since you have to dilute it x
the one about andrew wk
Hahaha the comments are so funny and niggerish
I'd warrant that you belong to generation x
not necessarily
JFK was accidentally shot by the security detail in the car behind him
Stalin was preparing to invade Europe and Hitler pre-emptively invaded Russia in response
Why don't animals wear glasses?
JFK was an inside job
same reason low iq people don't wear them
well they were a conquered people in open rebellion what exactly did they expect was going to happen. same thing that's been doing by every civilization throughout history
>The leaders of France, Germany, the US and UK have issued a joint statement on the nerve agent attack in the UK, saying Russian responsibility was the "only plausible explanation".
Based allies
night at the opera tonight (read: getting fucking wasted) with the phi kappa lads 2night
having a tuna cheese pickle melt
no? i read that you can't just pour it into a glass, there's a few preparatory steps
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Okay lads, it's been a good harvest. Too good if anything, I've had to cram 4 runts into one cage. Had to let a couple go as well. So they're going for 30% off. I need rid because I just can't stand the smell any more. Any takers?
what did he mean by this?
>in response
he literally wrote about how he wanted the germans to expand east and displace slavs
JFK was killed by his security guard
South Korea is funding the North Korean missile program
Peng
*slips out*
i started my sentence with x you fool
Really want a MacBook Air
haha
not necessarily
the tradition was to pour it over a sugar cube held in a pierced spoon but you don’t *have* to
KMT where's the burger sauce senpai??
wonder if manchegos any good
good to know chicken shop chips can be shit in the UK too. got some today and they were fuckign dire
it was probably by a rogue element within the russian elite, e.g. consider if kadyrov wants to liquidate someone he'd sent some thug to do it sloppy like that.
hopefully based putin responds by invading the baltics x
might starting posting my food
going to have dinner with the gf and 2 of her friends today
am excited + a bit nervous to meet them
mid-low 70's probably. was dumb in my early days and i'm trying to recover.
not quite epsilon-delta.
captain yank i command you to wank
dont know how lesbians can live without willies going up their fannies
how's life?
they use dildos
They only had ketchup garlic and sweet chili
just woke up lads
didn't sleep very well
>Created by cartoonists Joe Simon and Jack Kirby,
>A poor Jewish family, the Simons lived in "a first-floor flat which doubled as my father's tailor shop."[6]
>Jack Kirby was born Jacob Kurtzberg on August 28, 1917, on the Lower East Side of Manhattan in New York City, where he was raised.[4] His parents, Rose (Bernstein) and Benjamin Kurtzberg,[4] were Austrian Jewish immigrants
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmMmMMm
girls dont much like that
well, they like the feeling of "fullness" in a psychological way, but all they really need is G-spot stimulation which is actually much better with fingers than willies
t. gay guy who has lots of female friends
business idea: provide willy services to lesbians who need a willy but don't want boyfriends
>The Yank
Didn't sleep at all. Suck it up bitch.
what time is it where you are?
homos are mentally ill
Mr Trump,
I'm PRC
dont know how breeders can live without willies going up their boifannies
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got goosebumps the entire length of this
bruv bossman actin neeky
baka manaman might have to send for man
seems staged
a-a-anoooon....?!
he does look uncommonly like winnie the pooh
The "G-spot" doesn't exist. Just another female lie
so?
DELETE THIS NOW
irresponsible
foy-o-clock haha
science's brightest nigger
almost every girl has a rape fantasy
makes you think
Why don’t they attack countries with actual power nowadays? our country isn’t even significant anymore.
don't know how the non consanguineous can live without their willies going inside their sister and mother
they really dont
when people say g-spot they mean the clitoris
Do the Habsburgs still rule anywhere?