BREAKING: Free trade talks between the European Union and the United States have failed

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>EU
>securing trade deals

pick 1

Sorry, we don't need to import any gang rape any time soon, so no deal.

Watch as Britain gets free trade and Europstan gets all pissy

B-but Obama knows what's best for us and has been pushing this deal as beneficial for us

I heard the Europoors didn't like American meat so I imagine that's much better for them. We don't your stupid tescos here in the US, so that's a win for us.

Win-win

Nice one.

Although getting stuff shipped will stil be expensive.

I think you got it covered with Tyrone.

>implying anyone wanted the TTIP

It was so extremely unpopular that it would be impossible to pass anyway

Thanks, dad. If we need to import any obvious statements, we'll give you a call.

>Germany's economy minister
>Representing talks between the EU and US

Why is the EU being run by the Nazis?

there is no point in TTIP without the uk haha

WHEN BRITAIN FIRST AT HEAVENS COMMAND! AROSE FROM OUT THE AZURE MAIN! AROSE AROSE AROSE FROM OUT THE AZURE MAIN!

> be sigmar gabriel
> be economy minister
> be pro-ttip
> tell everyone you don't like ttip
> get btfo when stories leak that you still support ttip in secret (and in secret meetings)
> elections come up
> tell everyone you don't like ttip

this time for real tough!!

Do you want it to be run by polacks?

Can yuropoors manage to go a week without fucking something up?

Ttip is dead then ? Well thank god.

>why is a unified Europe a Nazi thing?

gee Idunno

Kek, that's great. Fuck the EU and fuck Merkel/Germany.
I hope they all die of hunger inflicted by poverty soon.

THE EMPIRE WILL RISE AGAIN

BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE

ALL CLAY WILL BELONG TO US

Oh god imagine how comfy it would be

>do you want it to be ran by one of the few nationalistic european nations, and also the whitest?
Even though the EU would still be a globalist piece of shit, yes, that would be much better than having the cucks of Germany run it.

>get btfo when stories leak that you still support ttip in secret (and in secret meetings)
Soße?

Thank god. It would have lowered our product and food standards and we avoided GMO food by that. It's good for all of europe it didn't happen

>TTIP is dead
Thank you, Jesus.

shit bro, just why doesn't my country riot against this ultimate cuckness that we have right now

>Why is the EU being run by the Nazis?
Gee, I wonder why a union built upon the ex-Axis powers and Nazi puppet states have a strong German influence

Anyone know why?

THIS WAS THE CHARTER, THE CHARTER OF THE LAND.
AND GUARDIAN ANGELS SANG THIS STRAIN

>tfw we BTFO Germany again for the third time in a century

>Why is the EU being run by the Nazis?
Leaf, please.

>they're still against gmo

fucking anti-vaxxer tier meme science

Wilders separates Netherlands from the EU and creates a new Dutch golden era WHEN?

>Watch as Britain gets free trade and Europstan gets all pissy

I thought Sup Forums is against free trade? Like Trump hates free trade, no?

If we did get free trade with US, we're become the 51st state.

aus dem kopf heraus und auf die schnelle:

zeit.de/wirtschaft/2016-05/schiedsgerichte-erhalt-ttip-investitionsschutz-sigmar-gabriel

>Trump gets elected
>Newly free UK gets a favorable trade deal within a year
>Yunker kills himself in a drunken stupor

>TFW we leave EU just to get stabbed in the back by American.

This is WW2 all over again. We give America everything and they sell it to Germany.

RULE BRITANNIA!
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES, BRITONS NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!

Yank meat is fed on corn and pumped with steroids, we don't want poor quality meat... we have the best in the world.

Tyrone works hard as a rapist, why should we import foreign competition and put him out of work?

thanks obama

>>Trump gets elected
>>Newly free UK gets a favorable trade deal within a year

But Trump hates free trade deals!

feels good

Perhaps it's because I'm used to cornfed cows, but I think they taste significantly better.

Its our leaders bro, we don't want to stab you in the back.

It's people like Obama and Shillary, who are globalist shills.

Thank God it failed
Europe doesn't want your genetically manipulated shit you call food or your cars which explode after a few miles

Free trade is mostly good when done with countries of equal level economies
Worse than dancing in a minefield otherwise, it could work, but...
Considering EU free trade includes greece and turkey alongside germany, yeah no

lol butthurt german proxy users.

Nazis are losers who are only good at following orders. Once America got serious in WWII, these fascists didn't stand a chance.

Why go fight America when the result is going to be the same again?

Remember you fucking krauts couldn't even kill every single jew. You are incapable of doing jack shit.

Shit meat out of Eastern Europe isn't much better.

Remember to BUY BRITISH

Don't forget, Germany, our meat isn't halal.

better to have cars that blow up after a mile than people that blow up after a ragheaded lunatic tells them too

At what point did I say 'free trade'. I know Ahmed is making you take mandatory Arabic classes, but c'mon now.

It's failed.

Does this mean we're at the back of the queue?

who needs good, tasty, wholeseome american food when you have a kebab shop and halal slaughter house on every corner?

>one can only hope
>during our inauguration we rename the UK "Britannia"

THE NATIONS NOT SO BLESSED AS THEE
MUST, IN THEIR TURN, TO TYRANTS FALLl,
WHILE THOU SHALT FLOURISH GREAT AND FREE;
THE DREAD AND ENVY OF THEM ALL!

Yes but we still have to fight the free trade deal with Canada "ceta"
Because murica could import their shit easily to Europe through that free trade deal

J U S T

I thought Sup Forums was for fair trade

Ford > VW

And at least their cars blow up because of mechanical issues and not because they're being driven by a refugee. In the former case you can put in a warranty claim, in the latter Merkel just gives you another million Africans and a tax bill.

>tfw Anglobros will dominate the world again in less than 10 years

Feels amazing.

who /perfidious/ here?

do people here realize it's actually good for the eu?

PIVOT TO BRITAIN

ETERNAL ANGLO WINS AGAIN BOYS
EUROBURQAS BTFO

>Bankers represent the american people

Dont worry bro, if we can get Trump we can alleviate this issue

good riddance.

no user, they shall once again fall under the rule of the realm

FOR ENGLAND JAMES

>good food
>American
Choose one faggot
You can eat that shit , we don't want meat pumped with antibiotics and chlorine and a pound of sugar

EU Negotiations went like:

Hans: So what do you think of the proposed free trade agreement?

Joe: Is England here?

Hans: No, England left. As I was saying...

Joe: England was my favorite.

Hans: Yes, but as you can see by our...

Joe: Is she coming back?

Hans: No, I'm sorry.

>Joe takes out a picture of England and runs his hand along the frame while a single tear rolls down his cheek

Joe: I have to go.

>not having a male monarch
kys

It's not 'free' trade when there are thousands of pages of demands which include such absurd things as taking refugees, and are deliberately intended to steal sovereignty.

ANGLO PRIDE WORLDWIDE

Honestly grass fed, free range cow is infinitely better, and for me I only ever eat British and Irish fresh meat and occasionally Italian, German, Danish or Spanish salamis and other deli meats. (oh and Aussie Kangaroo steak and South African Ostrich, those are exceptions)

Actual free trade is perfectly good. The free trade deals we have been signing for the past two decades are not free trade. They are horrible deals with tons of shit that has nothing to do with trade packed into them.

Top bantz lad

One possibility of many is, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, UK, USA free trade zone, and minimum 50% tariff from any other countries into those countries.

Goodbye China.

You don't think there are enough workers in USA and UK that we could replace China's exports?

>le free trade is good meme

>EU and US don't secure deal
>US, UK and Anglosphere secure a deal
>New Anglo Golden Age begins
>EU breaks apart
>Germany collapses into race war
>France falls into civil war
>Meds go apeshit
>Sweden turned into New Somalia and burned to the ground

check em btw m9s

canada has free trade with the US but and also not the 51st state, you guys will be fine.

FUNNY ISNT IT?

nice ireland campaign, when did you start?

Godspeed brothers!

>do people here realize it's actually good for the eu?
>Our free trade deal failing is a g-good thing, r-really!

I used to live in Canada and most meat was grass fed. I wasn't a fan.

>UK goes from the back of the line to first class

>muh GMOs
>science and progress are evil

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>this syrian has never had a proper red blooded american bbq

I pity you.

Corn is a grass. Why does nobody know this?

That's actually good news. The treaty was awful, giving all powers to big companies, even to sue EU members if their legislation make them lose money. We have enough corruption as it is thanks, no need to import more.

He hates free trade when it does not benefit america, im sure he will find a way for free trade to benefit both UK and USA. Blessed Trump

y-you don't want to be our 51rd state?

>Free trade with greece and turkey
Good deals with no shit packed into them

>>Our free trade deal failing is a g-good thing, r-really!
you think free trade is always good for a nation?

Oh yeah I sure am glad if we miss out on TTIP

;__;7 Godspeed`

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wtf

I guess you must be accustomed, I couldn't stand a lot of the US meat when I was there, it genuinely seems unnatural a lot of it also be careful to look for the source of your meat seeing as it's common for Chicken to come from China where they feed them arsenic.

Good

you will have some respect when you talk about the greatest ruler in the history of the world

Queen Victoria presided over the biggest empire mankind has ever had the glory of witnessing

>All is proceeding as I have foreseen