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FRIDAY FRIDAY

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anime

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David Cronencunt

the amazing atheist

Through tempests the sun of freedom shone to us,
And the great Stalin illuminated our path,
We were raised by Corbyn to be true to the people,
To labour and heroic deeds he inspired us!

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>bullied every single day for years because of her horrible song
>doesnt kill herself
>even makes fun of herself

learn by her example

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Hmm I wonder what's a blend of the future and the past??? I don't think i'll ever see this phenomenon

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i am English in my empiricism

not funny in the slightest

Holy shit this dude's in the future

...

screaming

it's easier when you're making money

love this meme

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sources from the white house report el presidente toliet bogfart has taken a particularly stinky poo this morning

kept the girl in the bank's card. might actually never use internet banking again just so i can hear her smile

never fails to get yous

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>Rebecca Black's Friday song was released in 2011

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*snaps your neck*

>I'd already been on Sup Forums 5 years by that point
grim

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lovely rain out

what are your thoughts on

told my parents I'm alt-right

don't like how pro or anti trump politics is based entirely on malice and spite
you don't actually care about what he's doing, you just want someone else to be hurt

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Told my mum that I make the alt right faggots look like choir boys

al(t)ri(ght)?

playing fortnite with eminem on my youtube channel lads

started adding milk to my coffee again and I feel lethargic as fuck again. never fails

Hope theres no gays in this thread

racist

Usually when I am naked I have a wank

This moment is no exception

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told my parents that I am alri

drink my coffee black and sometimes with added espresso
doesn't do much for me anymore and I get headaches without it

why can't I enjoy music on the first go?
usually I find something that sounds ok, save it then listen to it a few times later and it sounds great

Got a job offer in Denver lads, might take it

is this the freshest talking point on Sup Forums
"it doesn't really matter if he's the most colossal failure that the world has ever seen, if you talk about him in a mean way you're wrong".
the amerimutt version of if you don't have anything nice to say then shut up

just arrived and i'm straight

*Grabs your cock*

girl in the bank thinks i'm a saddo but don't care . would take a thousand ball poundings from her heels so long as she never stopped talking to me

Pros to muslim immigration: gays, women, and other degenerates will be dealt with, possible nationalist awakening

cons: uh?

I'm the Globglogabgalab. I love books, and this basement is a true treasure trove.

I am the Globglogabgalab; The schwabboldabblewabble gabbleflebablabablab.

I'm full of schwibbleglibblekind; I am the yeast of thoughts and mind.

Schwabbledabbleglibbeglabbe schwibbleschwabglab; Dibbledabble schwibbleschwabble glibbleglabschwab.

Schwabbledabbleglibbeglabbe schwibbleschwabdab; Dibbledabble schwibbleschwabble glibbleschwabglab.

Ooh hahaha mmmh splendid! Simply delicious, ooomm hahaa haha!

I am the Globglogabgalab; The schwabboldabblewabble gabbleflebablabablab.

I'm full of schwibbleglibblekind; I am the yeast of thoughts and mind.

Schwabbledabbleglibbeglabbe schwibbleschwabglab; Dibbledabble schwibbleschwabble glibbleglabschwab.

Schwabbledabbleglibbeglabbe schwibbleschwabdab; Dibbledabble schwibbleschwabble glibbleschwabglab.

Aaaah.

Would cum in about three seconds if this lass rode my willy desu senpai

colorado is peng and legal weed

no I was just saying nobody actually talks about his politics, they just ironically go TOILET BOGFART
I don't go on Sup Forums

it's the same situation for me
I have to force myself to listen to new music a few times because I know I'll end up enjoying it
makes it hard to find what I like however
think it's got to do with the fact I have to go over the lyric sheet too

very weird desu i mean obviously familarity is a big part of enjoyment but hearing an obviously good song for the first time is the best part repeated listens can only wear the excitement down desu

>As a newly qualified dentist, if you want to work in the NHS you'll have to complete one year of foundation training. During this time you'll earn a salary of £31,355.

>Most dentists are self-employed contractors in general practice, mixing NHS with private work. In this setting you can earn £50,000 to £110,000. Wholly private dentists can earn £140,000+.

>If you work as a dentist employed by the NHS, mainly in community dental services, you'll earn a salary of £38,861 to £83,118.

>In NHS trust hospitals, consultants in dental specialties earn £76,761 to £103,490 depending on the amount of years spent in the consultant grade.

wish I was a dentist instead of a double-dropout call centre drone

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he isn't a colossal failure under any metric people are just pretending he is because they don't like that he is

sent my sister this and she effectively told me to fuck off

Coloradans are massive kombucha sipping, Patagonia-wearing faggots but it's a very nice state. Would highly recommend leaving this shithole island to go.

What job is it lad?

money isn't everything

t. 16k annual

reckon I would cum buckets if she so much as made eye contact with me

I just wanted a change from drinking it plain. I am not lactose intolerant, but I have no idea why it happens. I don't even add sugar or eat any sweet stuff with it.

And yes, without coffee I cannot function.

>Cranky mood
>Low energy

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There is no amount of money you could pay me to spend every day in people's mouths. Would literally rather be arm deep in blood and gore.

denver sounds like one of those disgusting soulless yank megacities

weird
met a british guy while skiing
he was an IT guy overseas for work in Denver

it is though mate

t. 17.5k annual

tis pretty peng, you'll love it

scromiting

How on earth do you work abroad? Why would the company go through all the effort & money when they could hire someone from their own country?

(unless you're applying for something extremely niche which is rare)

I appreciate that /brit/ doesn't post anime like the other generals.

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thats shit for what you have to do.
if you're going to wish for that why not wish you were a desk jockey on same or more?

don't think you're fully appreciating how vile stranger's mouths can be and my dentist never gets room to breathe

I've tried drinking it with milk/half-and-half and I found it didn't change how I felt much, and I ended up taking it out as it was just unnecessary calories.
That's odd about the lethargy.

The best time when I was travelling with my mate is when we split apart and I ended up wandering around random bits of east Berlin by myself.

Might book a cheeky holiday for myself once I graduate uni.

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why do americans pronounce niche as nitch?

time and opportunity usually. hiring managers have to meet deadlines as well

firm handshake and a confident smile

because the employee will usually work for a lower wage

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you could just work 3 days a week for like 5 years then retire though on those salaries

err we don't sweetie

anime has become so obnoxious that I wouldn't have it any other way here
also /dixie/, I don't see much anime in there and they're usually pretty down to earth

yes you do

dentists are the jews of the NHS
seriously, if you want a vision of the nightmare of living in America enjoy visiting an NHS dentist and being handed a nightmare form to figure out if you're eligible for free dentistry as a student or not.

pretty sure we pronounce it neesh

find it funny the gook has replaced a obituary for a gay porn star with one of the most notable astrophysicists

denver is alri
broadways got loads of cheap bars on it
avoid living in aurora it is a land of strip malls

just sucked off me dentist

>21
>Mommy Dearest
>Cheerful
>Very intelligent
>Violin
>Deeply tanned
>Brown eyes
>Black hair
>180
>Scrawny
>F cup
>Wide
>Glasses
>Not From Around Here: German

Before you mention it, rolling a Not From Around Here: German changes her appearance to blonde haired, blue eyed white girl.

>needing expensive dental procedures

brush twice daily + floss before bed, boom all dental problems solved for life

not hard if you're not a brainlet and have more than an ounce of willpower

soviet gas vans

i know forms are very hard sweaty but it's what the adults do xx

fUCK
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hi

love women shorter than me but tall enough to scare manlets

i pronounce is nick eee

am 6 feet high and a man of the sky

Just woke up. Saw that I have an emergency email from the job agency saying I need to hurry up and further my application on the website and I've had the chance to do this for a week. I go and check and it says there are no more openings. Fuck I hope it's a mistake or something, gonna have to call them tomorrow.

Holy shit lads, I'm actually fucking depressed rn

judging from most of the nazi's reactions in the tail end of the war I need to see a gimmick with virgin allies vs chad soviets

hahahahah how the fuck are dentists real hahahaha nigga just brush your teeth like nigga just floss regularly ahahahaha

maybe if you're not genetically inferior

the forms are relatively simple, it's having to actually go through them (only to find out you don't really qualify for anything anyway haha) that's abhorrent.
only other form i've ever seen from the NHS is handing over basic details like name and address to the GP, which was fine because that was information actually needed to provide basic services like sending letters rather than financial jewry more appropriate for the third world.

suns out
too warm now
wish it was winter again

drink coffee like a toiler and my pee smells like coffee
then i have the farts and it smells rancid
coffee pee fart rancid is me

The real question that needs to be answered is How does a neet with little qualifications or job experience move abroad and make it there?

Sick of living in London but realise its probably best for me opportunity wise

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me bar the pee

There used to be a London coach-hire firm called Gaytime Travel. Presumably, they were perfect for outings.