Why can't Jason Sudiekis land any decent fucking roles...

Why can't Jason Sudiekis land any decent fucking roles? He's not an inherently bad actor but he gets straight B-listers every time. Why?

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Because he's an inherently bad actor.

jealousy about who he gets to fuck

Can we not go one Sudiekis thread without lusting over Olivia?

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His best role

No

he was great in that movie about monsters and alcoholism

no he wasn't. he was nice in the scenes he was supposed to be nice, and yelled in the scenes where he was supposed to be a dick. That's not acting.

name a snl alum who lands decent roles, other than murray

He fucked way too many actresses.

He even got January Jones preggers.

That's why he's not welcome on sets.

If you made it into Hollywood wouldn't you fuck as many actresses as you could?

What movie?

Will Ferrel

He's busy breeding.

He's really not that talented. He's just a slightly more attractive Ed Helms who can't sing.

>He's just a slightly more attractive Ed Helms

was going to say he's a less attractive reynolds

He was great in Colossal

He did great subtle acting as a psychopath.

Colossal.

>He fucked way too many actresses.
Propfs?
>He even got January Jones preggers.
Ok wait, what? I need a story and sauce on this, please fill me in.

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