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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCK YOU

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HAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHH

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better than nothing

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Someone's mad cuz someone's slow

So as I said I'm the fastest

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Hope you folks had a good day! Got anything planned for Friday?

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I guess so. Would still try that. Maybe I would change my mind

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AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
right you are I am mad
exactly

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>AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
kek didn't even tried much

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n-neither did I...

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I sometimes drive through the russian populated town in eastern estonia just so i can see how shitty life is for them. I take great pleasure in knowing that i make at least 6x more in a month than any of those lowlives. Fucking sons of invaders getting the slow death they deserve.

I then drive back home and post about it on /balt/ for my internet friends to read

Don't worry maybe next time you're gonna be more lucky

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>inb4 56% Ivan genes
Did you check your ancestry properly?

im a mongoloid, check your priviledge. Also almost all estonians except from the eastern side look distinctively asian.

so you don't want them to ever mold into your countrymen, you would rather hold t hem at arms length, always a cloistered population?

I hope thanks

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Shouldn't YOU pay the reparations to Ivan? Mongols oppressed them for some time.

In 1941 my great grandparents were sent to a death camp in siberia for being wealthy. Some nasty vermin russians moved into the empty farm. Only my great grandfather and his first born son (my grandfather) survived the siberia and came back. In 1991 when estonia became independent again the government started giving back such stolen houses and my father filed a claim on the farm. He won and the old russian faggots with their children were kicked out onto the street, they are either still homeless or dead by now. He also sold the around 50 hectares of forest and became very wealthy

This brings me great pleasure every time i think about it

forgot to refrence you to my post

any qt 2D lolis ITT?

FACT: if you havent served your time in the military you are not a man and deserve to be an incel for the rest of your life

>incel
that's the opposite though. While you serve in the army I'll "look after" your GF hehehe

you go in as an incel and come out as an alpha. Man it sounds cringy clique but i actually have got pussy by impressing women with my army stories.

Why is it always Estonians that are the edgiest, most racist shits in these threads?

yes?

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What is wrong with being edgy and racist?

That's pretty sad

Very nice I think I'm in love

superb taste

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Thanks
Woah that is hot

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L-let's be friends!

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agreed
who are you?

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Nah man i was a sad piece of shit before i did my time.

Im being completely serious here. Army changes people, and for me it changed me for the better. Before i used to be a lazy whiny know it all faggot but my time really set me straight. It showed me how shitty life can be and that i take all the things in my life for granted. Man im not even memeing the time i spent in the army was the best thing that has ever happened to me.

>who are you?
A little girl!

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And what are you doing right now?

Dude... It sounds like they did something ... else to you. Ok. Where did they touch you?

Is this the same guy

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do you want to have loli yuri sex?

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i have my own appartment, a well paying job, a qt mongoloid gf and im finishing my university degree. Its incredible what so little time can do to a person. In the army i realised so many things about life. I still come here to remind me of the life i used to have before. I used to blame others for my misfortune, i spent days posting weeb shit all over this board and being a total neckbeard faggot

>a qt mongoloid gf
Fucking the disabled is immoral

So how did people in the army treat your loser weeb ass at first?

I want to go further than that. [spoiler]give me your hand[/spoiler]

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>touching hands
wow jumping right to phase 1000 you pervert

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stop with the homo roleplay you faggots

Can we have a threesome?

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lmao what a faggot
>post time
no i served in 2015/2016
real mental changes come from hardship yes. My first one was when i had slept a collective 4 hours over the past 3 days and had to hike for 80km wearing close to 50kg of equipment. On these type of hikes you have over 20h of time just to think. Normally you are in the comfort of your own home but the constant pain and frustration coupled with boredom forces you to think hard about your life. What i value the most isnt the hardship, its the fact that army is just so fucking different from civilian life. They dont let you be a whiny little entitled faggot there, they force you to be a man. And i did become a man

yeah we can have a loli orgy

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So you were a girl before? Estonia is very progressive

lel

>be estonian twink
>pretend to be a man
many such cases!

O-ok. We can kiss too, I'm not THAT perverted

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Nice!

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why don't you go roleplay with the other faggots in /ausnz/?

>kissing
that's a requirement during yuri sex
exactly

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Im proud of my mongoloid heritage and wish to continue my pure rice farmer blood line
The modern world gives you too much personal freedom which allows you to be a total faggot. In the army they completely strip away your personal freedom and force you to live by some pretty different and strict rules. The first few weeks were the hardest. I was so used to just not doing things i didnt like and all of a sudden im fucking crawling through hell and back and theres no way out besides going straight forward and facing the hell. In civillian life when i face hardship i like to remind myself that nothing now can be as bad as those days and i do the annoying stuff instead of procrastinating and whinying about it

No matter how i look at it senpai I don't see some brainlet ordering you around like a little bitch as manly. Army makes men into conformists who can listen to orders of authority like little puppies. If you were sheltered as a kid, then thank your parents for that

man i bet you are a salty neckbeard who hates women and is scared of confrontation. The army would be perfect for you.

Just fyi, i was a platoon commander by the time i was finished with conscription, i achieved the highest rank possible for a conscript

Aus lolis are very rude and are calling everyone cunts. I'd rather interact with /balt/ qts

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I shit you not I could shit on this military loser

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>I shit you not
>literally copying the phrase I used earlier today
I guess this is what they call cultural imperialism

How long did you have to go through conscription? 1 year?

i want 2d gf

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The way i see it is that so many people hate on conscription because they are afraid of it. I have yet seen a person who did his time fair and square say it was a waste of time.
Yeah

They should give more attention for cyber soldiers for upcoming cyber warfare

Even if she looks at you like a worthless worm?

And how did you manage for 1 year without porn and women? Did you drop the soap in the communal showers?

>t. literally every sane person ever

that's not a cute loli
same

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nigga they let you out several times during that year you know. Also its not hard to take your phone to the shitter and masturbate

No joke one of our old platoon members got the job of a kybersodur aka cyber soldier. He was in cyber security section

Alri lad

>kybersodur
sounds like soome kind of soup

How rude. All lolis are cute without exceptions!

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i dont have estonian language on this keyboard so i have to spell it kind of funny

Now that sounds cool instead of le traditional soldiers shit

I agree that most of them are qt but that one isn't that cute

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>cyber soldier
do they shill at news sites comment sections to counter russian paid shills?

tbqh he hated it. Every time we were out shooting and doing cool shit he was stuck behind a computer looking at a punch of code.

>russians bomb the power supply lines
>total blackout when the generator fuel runs out
try waging your cute cyber warfare now

makes it only better

no they look after NATOs cyber security. Did you know that NATOs cyber security center is in Estonia? Its here because the forest wifi and skype and shieeet

what a fucking retard you are, thats like saying you cant hack me, i turned off the lights in my house

Even if she steps on you while calling you mean names?

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I would cum right away

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Dirty talking is kinda hot

that's the best

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yes, I always do that with my GF before sex

literally howling over the fact that you could risk your life for anyone but yourself

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hot yuri sex......

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it has been proven that socipaths and psychopaths have the highest chance of surviving in war purely because of logical thinking and putting his life above anyone's else, no remorse or empathy only survival

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yeah fuck the people

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The stock market is on the brink of collapse
Its 2008 all over again
Trust me here

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Ok retard let me explain.

Military communication doesnt happen through regular "internet", it happens mainly on 3 different levels (in estonia).

We have a thing called ORS that is basically a wireless data network for military covering the entire country

Then we have a thing called ESTACCS that is again a wireless/wired data network covering the whole country that is based on mobile "nodes" that are radio vehicles bouncing the signal and creating a wide web for the military to use.

If both of these fail we have data connection over Harris Falcon III radio stations. Each platoon has one, they are basically really expensive radio stations capable of sending data with AES256encryption over long distances. US army uses them too. Good thing about them is that if you want to run the network down you have to take out ALL OF THEM because each one is a stand alone beacon

Military doesnt need your shitty surface web. Also each platoon has a god damn generator for their command point

>*is mikoto*

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A real human bean
And a real hero

Lads i got a perfect score for the speaking part of my english exam
Dont have results for the rest yet

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good goyim care for your country if you die they will call some street after you of course if they don't call you a nazi 50 years after your death and there is heaven hahaah totally too so please go and run under fire so the rest of could survive and protect the jews and their riches

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exactly

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