Big Brother 19 - /bb/19

These Threads Are So Slow We Don't Need Spoilers Edition!
HOH: jason
Veto: TBD
Nominations: matt/raven

Previously on /bb/

First for Islam

Reminder to post your dicks and feet pics because we all want to see!

Islam a shit like all other religions

watching s1e1 LOL so weird

the mini-fridge

Everything's changed so much. Holy shitm

NOT BB

/thread

chicken george's teen daughter playing put put golf with him

lul he looks so youthful

Who is that?

MATT WON VETO

eddies gf a cute

>not a bunch of 28+yos
Smh

OURBOY MATT WON VETO

lying cunts

does she know he banged audrey?

Matt got first and Raven got second.

Thanks for the spoilers, cunt

do bb alums just sleep with each other?

>matt or raven winning anything ever
Smh boye can't trick me

i would too

>needing spoilers
Even the showfags don't need them. Try to keep up honey boo boo.

wonder if he wore a condom

Audrey or Clay?

5 hours

Not like they have anything else to do besides going back to their dead end jobs like bagboying.

friend simulator

audrey is post op. the real question is

did clay go for the deep hole or the shallow hole, or both?

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WHAT HAPPENS IN 5 HOURS?!?

thats how long the vetos gone retard

what does that even mean I'm a normie

>watching feeds when biggest night of Sup Forums ever is happening

>calling me retarded for just getting here when you've wasted 5 hours of your life here counting and waiting
I'm the retard. Toats. Magoats.

feeds are down and fight doesnt start for over an hour

chill user

This but im watching feeds from earlier on my computer and Sup Forums on tv

>implying im sitting here waiting

been playing vidya most of the day, even got some cleaning done. haven't watched the feeds in over a week, just hanging out with my /bb/ros

>for over an hour
fight isn't gonna start for another 4 1/2 hours

Don't worry he's probably the one that tried to start a thread war and failed miserably.
>like the rest of his life

There's a main card at 9PM EST too, the main event won't happen until like 11

you try to start fights and make fun of people in a live feeds thread about a reality show on Sup Forums multiple times every single day and spam pictures that nobody likes

He's probably also the Islam hater.

>on Sup Forums

>until like 11
midnight

>starts a fight by calling user a retard when he was the retard all along
LUCAAAAASSS

This is a thread of peace.
This is a thread of love.

Post you're face when Kevin wins Veto then HOH

*waves*

>Mark: Yahdikumu Allah wa Yuslihu balakum

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Islam is hated by many because it's a joke go fuck goats and kill soft targets.

Allah had blessed the jury house, but has chosen Alex to win it all.

I want clay to play again

>don't watch feeds or come to threads for over a week
>come on and find out Mark is muslim

what is going on

Muslims can't even fucking exist with each other

This is a pro-Islam board. Respect Marky's faith please.

Muslims get along with other Muslims swimmingly. You may be thinking of Shiites and Sunnis. Shiites aren't actually Muslim.

My name is Clay, Should I audition?

FEEDs

post muslim feet pics

Sure why not?

it was hide veto

xmas won

>Mark is seen reading the Quran and sobbing. He then proceeds to go to the ground and bow on his knees. #BB19

no wait jason has it

LOL

Haha thanks, I hope I win a spot next year, I'll do you guys proud

How is it anymore of a joke than the other Abrahamic religions? The only difference between Christians and Muslism is that most modern Christians live in a secular and liberal society.

ugh paul has a new pablo

RIP Matt lol

we are all losers here but the people arguing about religion in a saturday bb thread are way worse than the rest of us

masturbate on cam for us gays

If you ever get on, pray to Allah on the feeds. This way we know you're from here.

If you want to be any religion I couldn't care less and I understand that it's "not all muslims" but some stone women who don't wear hijabs and cut their genitals off and make them enter different parts of buildings.
Thanks for proving my point.

I'm not arguing, I'm being attacked. Islam is always under attack!

All are a joke imo some more than others.

If I ever got on I would pray to my one true god

Keep playing "victim".

I bet nobody trashed Paul's stuff

>and cut their genitals off
This tradition persists in America to this day. Thanks Abraham!

bye fags

Jews run America and CBS what did you expect.

cant wait for the edit where paul says he planted the idea for jason to putt up matt and raven and how he threw the veto

#showmancekiller

misleading. only audrey has done that

josh put his in the freezer

LOL that guy who said josh is a mastermind playing the best game

imagine how fun hide and go veto would be if it were OTT style and we could watch

>islam is under attack
Not like 6 million died in the 1940's

I can't tell if this general is full of shills, bots, or ironic shitposters. Maybe all three.

Maybe a little bit of all of them.

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you are a gay

i would have hid my veto in matts pink jizz towel

If you were on BB where would you hide your veto card?

Use it as a bookmark for my Quran.

use peanut butter as a paste, cover the veto card then stick it to the bottom of the kitchen counter

is jason gonna leave noms the same or pretend to backdoor kevin?

in the toilet under a big ol dookie

whatever paul tells him to do

>yfw alex and jason stage a fake fight to keep up the ruse and he renoms alex but alex gets voted out

use the dookie as a paste, cover the veto card then stick it to the bottom of the kitchen counter

>>under chessboard

with his 5 competition win Jason locked in his AFP victory
don't even bother to vote, girls