I'm bored. Ask me crap about these lump of rocks I call home

I'm bored. Ask me crap about these lump of rocks I call home.

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what happens in the small island in the middle?

Nothing really. It is inhabited by no more than 5 people. During summer, it gets quite populated with tourists for the Blue Lagoon.

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How expensive is real estate?
How's the economy and the food?

why are so many of my friends randomly moving to malta and is it true that everyone is high on coke there?

>How expensive is real estate?
Quite expensive. When you have few land + waves of foreign workers coming here to work,
you can imagine the rent....

>How's the economy and the food?
Economy's doing good. Well, the food is up to taste of course, but we have some good local food
if you're into rabbit or fish, for example.

>why are so many of my friends randomly moving to malta and is it true that everyone is high on coke there?
They come here to work? Do they work with some igaming company? Scandinavian workers & igaming companies are flooding us.
And some of us don't need coke to be out of their damn mind.

How do i get a gf from there?

I'm sure you can find a Maltese girl living in the UK. And if I don't have one...well, neither should you.

>Maltese girl in the UK
Never met one

What about the north island?

I dont know what igaming is but a lot of people seem to move there to work with IT like programming or just entry level customer service jobs. Like some sort of semi-vacation, which is nothing out of the ordinary for normies but I'm surprised it's so often Malta of all places, maybe it is easy to find a job. One friend got the impression people on Malta like cocaine a lot whic his different as people mostly just smoke weed here.

Given that the second largest population of Maltese people lives in the UK, I'm sure you can find one. Not easy,
but not impossible. Also, have you heard of Kelly Schembri?

That's Gozo, or Għawdex in Maltese. It is basically an older version of Malta, even the dialect they speak, it is basically an older version of Maltese.
It is very quiet, beautiful, and there's a lot to see.

igaming is online casinos and betting and shit. The jobs you mentioned fit in igaming. Coke is a bit common from what I hear; so it weed.

Can I have this?

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Well, first of all that's a "no" for every part of the islands lol. And second, given that that's the place that is rumoured that St.Paul has shipwrecked, you and I would be burned alive.

How does Maltese sound?

A mash up of Arabic and Italian.
Of course, I did not chose this particular subject in the video on purpose. The English words you'll hear are
not part of the vocabulary, but it is code-switching.
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Qt!

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How does the nature look?

How many people get glassed in Sliema on a given night?

what do you think of our diplomats?

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Our nature mostly consists of valleys, beaches, and whatever image related is called. I keep forgetting. The closest thing to some kind of woodlands is the Buskett gardens.

Ask the slavs.

They seem very friendly. That video is a classic.

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What is the weather and climate like? Is it nice and warm all year?

>there's a lot to see.
Like what
Did you use to have woodlands before the Romans?

What do you guys do for fun?

First, I'd like to point out that we don't really have all four seasons. Autumn and spring only last for a few weeks until we go into full winter/summer.
The climate is a rather warm one, with the average temperature in winter being around 15 Celsius while the summer temperature averages around 30 I believe. We also have high humidity.

>Like what
The Cittadella, the pre-historic temples, beaches, churches (Ta' Pinu is a must), the towns themselves are just beautiful.

>Did you use to have woodlands before the Romans?
We did, even later during the Knights' rule but most of them got chopped for shipbuilding.

Get drunk. We like to find any excuse to get drunk.

Why don't you replant them like Iceland is doing?

Also, is it true that the Italian islands close to Malta like Lampedusa and Pantelleria used to be like Malta? Like with a similar language and stuff?

When are you going to scrub off that little turd in the top left of your flag?

have you ever met this guy?

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Should I visit?

What do your people think of Americans?

>Why don't you replant them like Iceland is doing?
We do something of the sort in some areas with indigenous tress.

>Also, is it true that the Italian islands close to Malta like Lampedusa and Pantelleria used to be like Malta? Like with a similar language and stuff?
I don't know and honestly I've never thought of that. I don't want to speculate or anything but maybe we are similar in a way we're similar
to Sicily? Can't tell for sure.

From the looks of it, it ain't happening unless there's a radical change in the country.

Hahahah nope. I like him though.

You should if you want. We're known to be hospitable. Just please, behave. And for fucks sake don't go swimming in rough seas.
Dumb tourists die every year because of that.

Wew, didnt think something so small would have any significance.

I mean the story is obviously completely made up as stories around distinctive landmarks usually are but still.

Do cute Maltese girls exist? How cute are they?

Being a tunisian lving in Italy, that's the weirdest language i ever heard.

Basically derja + sicilian ....ugh

>I mean the story is obviously completely made up
Except that that's how we got Christianized. It is also mentioned in the bible and apparently there's
evidence. Dunno what this evidence is to be honest.

My man, bus trips are a heart ache. And now I'm remembering stuff. Damn you.

>Tunisian has to point out the language
Every fucking time, and you wonder why we dislike you.
>ugh
shoo. Get out.

Malta is NORDIC

I can't wait till I accompany you to the departures.

Malta is NORDIC

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C'mon habib, that's basically derja.
I wonder if we weren't wiped out from Sicily, the whole island would have spoke a similar language to Malti

I'll shoot you back to Sweden with the Rinella canon if necessary.

Given that Maltese's origins come from Siculo-Arabic which was also spoken in Sicily, there's a possibility.

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