why isn't he in more movies?
Why isn't he in more movies?
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MIllenials are fragile cunts and people nowadays dont give a shit about proper aciton heroes, its the dawn of strong women and people of color white boi
Because he's nearly 80 years old and had two heart attacks this summer.
this. also nowdays it's all about movie franchises
only 1 'oldschool' action actor still got power to bring asses into seat. Arnie/Stallone/Seagall and rest is done, but can't bruise the [Tom] Cruise. Even rather bad 'Mummy' got pass 400 mil worldwide, mostly coz of Cruise.
Because he's fucking terrible.
>t.millenial
old
pretty religious
can't make fun of himself
hollywood is shit too
>t. autismo
this. also, he's old and probably doesn't give a fuck anymore.
Because because you don't movie Chuck Norris, Chick norris movies you.
Those jokes were funny back in the day.
He's a relic from the time Cannon Films were a thing. His 90's output was bottom of the barrel while another Cannon-born star, Van Damme, was in the big leagues.
Only reason this guy was even in Expendables 2 is because of he became a meme in the early 00's with the chuck norris' version of the meme generator, no surprise that he spouts exactly one of those verbatim in it too, talk about one note
Code of Silence is a great action flick
No, they weren't.
Yes they were, unless you're an oldfag...
Shitty jokes and memes are only ever funny to children.
Yeah, how fucking dare he have fun with a meme inspired by him? The only problem with it is by the time he referenced it in that movie, the meme was already dead.
Yeah, I was in middle school when those jokes were at peak popularity. Go to bed, grandpa.
t.millenial
Millennials are exactly the people who think they're funny, though.
hes probably old as fuck by now
How does that gun have three clips?
movies are afraid he will kick their ass
his heart attacked him twice and he lost patience and tore it out of his chest and punched it in the face
Too old for action movies, and really wasn't that good.
liberals can't stand real men
The 3 magazines (not clips) are connected so when one is empty, you eject it and insert either of the other 2. Makes it quicker to reload and get back in the fight.