>Trump at Ride&Roast in IA 8/27/16
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This is extremely rough, so bear with me.
According to the 2010 census, there were 194296087 Americans aged 18-64. I'm taking this as "working aged". There are of course 16-17 year olds who work, and sometimes people over 64, but I'm going a bit loose here. Now, given that this was 2010, the numbers are ought to be different than today, but it's the best I have. The most recent number on employed Americans is 151517000. Thus, taking this Frankenstein amalgamation of numbers, the unemployment rate would be 22%. There are probably more working age Americans today than in 2010, do you think that there are that many more jobs?
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>be hillary
>have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet
>fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in
>says your health and health care is of grave concern
>you want to respond to the rumors
>you go on late night comedy jew
>you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally
>literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner
>you remind yourself to smile
>tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health
>TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm
>you smile and play it off as a joke
>this is a late night comedy jew after all :^)
>pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good
>you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories
>as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear
>the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt
>opening the jar of pickles
>to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery
>this should shut them up
>nobody will suspect a thing
>nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment
>you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain
>lid pops off like a charm
>you laugh
>you laugh because you have rused them all
>you cant stop laughing, actually
>you see no need to stop yourself from laughing
>this is the late nite comedy jew after all
>didn't name it Trump General so no one can find it in searches
Nice job brainiac.
I forgot the subject.
God damnit
No edition title edition
BREAD AT LAST NOM NOM NOM
Oh shit, new poll
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i AM NEWFRIEND
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Nice thread
I-is this how the party of Bush dies? How can he recover from this deficit?
>80% chance of winning
Fuark good bye $50
Wheres the user that did weekly summaries of trump news? I could use him.
We were on page 9 i rushed it.
WHY DON'T YOU DRUMPFKINS ACKNOWLEDGE THIS POLL FUCKING CHRIST VOTE FOR GARY JOHNSON DOESN'T THIS DEMORALIZE YOU?
>Nate
So you like Trump eh? Well, I can't really come up with an argument against him, but I made this picture of him looking all evil and shit in Paint. Just look at it. Doesn't it fill you with dread? You're now convinced to not vote drumpf aren't you? Yep, that's what elections come down to. You just can't vote for someone who looks evil, and here is a picture of him looking evil as fuck. Yep, he's a real fucking demon innit. Tough luck guys.
why do i not think you are the same user.
He looks better here than Clinton normally does, though.
NATE TECHNETIUM
wtf i #shillforhill now
If it said she had a 99% chance of winning right now, I still wouldn't be worried.
The debates are everything. Nothing matters until they happen.
>literally "what if the absolute worst possible scenario happened to Trump"
What is Sup Forums listening to?
Rate my bet m8s
Oh it's far from that
Jake Tapper being a faggot.
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>Silver unironically putting Johnson at almost 8% nationwide
Silver has been wrong a lot and continues to be wrong, but this always bothers me, Gary Johnson has not and will not ever crack 2% in the general. People forget he was polling up to ten percent last election cycle and failed to break 1% when people showed up to the polls.
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There you are. Haven't killed yourself yet?
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ONE JOB
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jokes on you, im evil an i hate god and i dont believe in god
>tfw missing out on 4.2 - 4.8 payouts because murrican
>boy it sure would be great if the Democrats could take away all those scary guns and tell me what health care I need
Where did you bet?
Should a man wear an apron when he grills?
>jill stein mysteriously missing
What did he mean by this?
Why is New Hampshire so important if it's only 4 EC votes?
>balding cuck of a white man
Every time
I got you newfriend
It's a swing state, so
I can't tell if someone pro-Trump or Clinton is selling this
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Only the finest models $0.05 can buy
faggot
Pence was a cartoonist in the 80's.
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It's a tiny swing state on the east coast. NH results can actually convince late voters on the west coast to swing one way or another.
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Betting here gets you an even better payout of 4.5.
It was at 4.8 just two days ago so I'd hurry.
They have the most profitable odds for a Trump win according to
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Fuck off I have to pay a 5% tax on betting wins in Germany
If I made that bet in the US I could win 630,00€
>CArJiK0
How mad are you that I won't give you (you)s? Does it sting every time you don't get an otherwise easy 5 cents?
Do you get more payout working here than Faceberg? I have to imagine, it's much harder to get (you) here versus a Like on Faceberg.
Good thing he stopped, that was pretty terrible.
Every EC vote counts.
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I'm convinced we've had deep cover agents in charge of her social media for months.
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I thought east coast exit polls were stalled until everyone voted for exactly this reason.
>nearly 2017
>people STILL don't realize hillary is a trump plant
In the unlikely case of a PA loss scenario, winning NH, NV, IA and ME CD 2 is the backup plan
Kek.
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bumping with a trump painting i made a while ago
Governor Paul "All Fucking Niggers Must Fucking Hang" LePage of Maine is making MECD2 a distinct possibility for us. MECD1 is essentially a colony of rich fucks from NY and MA who retire up there, and their welfare-leech service sector peasants, plus Portland hipsters.
That's a good painting desu
These things tend to be leaked
thanks senpai
I got him at 4 to 1 during the primaries. I have 1400 American on it. Really hope he pulls it off.
Might just be because I'm so bad at art, but I like it a lot
these are shit
t. 3L
Who else /fardarkreachesoftheinternet/
He sort of looks like my old French teacher.
If Trump picked Christie he'd win all of Maine because they like fat politicians
Operation Taco Bowl is today - pic related
RSB is gonna stream it live, on about an hour
Shit I'd wish so hard I could turn back time and bet half my bank account on him getting the nomination back in December when I realized the world needs this man
How much did you get out of it?
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>nate zirconia
Why hasn't Trump disavowed the KKK?
If I only had the time ...
Better than I could do though
When is the next rally? I'm always missing them.
cartoon is pretty comfy desu
you dont always have to rock the boat
In so many years time, Trump is going to be a playable character in the early 21st century version of Crusader Kings or similar game.
All the behind the scenes fighting will be playable too, I hope.
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2pac and Young Thug
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I'm glad I checked Sup Forums today after not visiting for the past couple of weeks. There is so much potential for these minority outreach events being planned.
>breitbart.com
I would love to visit The Wall and know that I helped the man who had it built.
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All of my JUST.
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>Trump hired Stephen Bannon of Breitbart as his campaign CEO
What right wing nutjob will Trump hire next? Nigel Farage? Alex Jones? Tila Tequila?
What a fucking mess.
nice Midwest regionalism
How much energy would be necessary to open and close this clusterfuck of a gate?
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The whole country will be powered by meme magic
Who could be behind this?
>Nevada, Iowa, Florida, North Carolina, New Hampshire, and Maine blue
How dumb is Nate, really?