Who ameriboo here?

Who ameriboo here?

I am an ameriboo :3

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Don't be an Ameriboo japanon. Love your own country and heritage. Besides, do really want a join a culture of soiling yourself at city-sized discount stores? Embrace your culture and create your own version of misplaced self-defecation.

Nationalism is important. Japan is great. Just remember where we stand and who you should side with if anything goes down and I'll keep buying my Manchurian comix from you guys. Stay classy Nip

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america is far great than Japan

>america is far great than Japan
yeah your socialist health care system in a society with an aging population and not enough young people to support it is almost meme-worthy

manchuria isnt japan dumbass

>Being THIS fucking new

>tfw american
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i don't have a "country"
i want to move to alaska one day

True, but you guys make some pretty good animé

>You will never shart in the mart

I like being german and would never move into another country. Maybe Switzerland if i could but its really hard to get in there.

but are you really that happy to BE DEUTSCH?

youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY

I'm an ameriboo for the '50s through to the '80s. Not really now.

been there. its beautiful. needs prarie dogs tho.

>tfw you will never shart into walmart

Thanks for creating anime and weeb games, Japan-san.

Dude, if you are an Ameriboo you can just move into America and become integrated. America is a melting pot.

>America is a melting pot.
Hello, greatest ally.

I'm British and I envy the freedoms Americans have. They're what we should have been.

t.kim jong park

US is shit-tier Finland better.

Where I come from, being an Ameriboo is call patriotism.
Japan has cool culture so hold on to that, but you can move here if you'd like Japanon.

>be Euroboo
>be european
feels good man.

also
>t. swissfag, the best kind of european.

>you can't use guns for self-defense if some gypsy breaks into your home
That's the only reason I would want to be an american.

so ... want to trade ? , no backsies

test

We have a huge ameriboo subculture here.

>tfw you will never shoot guns and shart in mart while eating southern BBQ as a bald eagle flies by with tears in its eye

Better get over here quick then. Trump's policies sound like its going to be harder for a lot of people to come over, not just Mexicans and Mudshits

Those guys would never pass as Americans. They have the Yuro look.

So, you don't think they are eating enough?

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Anyone can become an American though. That's the whole point of America. If you are willing to jump thru the hoops in order to become a citizen then you are a first-generation American.

That would help. The guy up front is hopeless though. He'd need a big beard to cover up his yuroface.

fuck america, stay japna nd fck machines

You mean they are too white?

u must be a gayboi then

Ameriboo reporting in

maybe, you guys win culturally however and are far less degenerate if you're willing to excuse anime

I think that sometimes americans don't appreciate the country they live in

It's the facial features.

That's a very post 1960s look of Americanism.

No, Americans are descended from cowboys, pioneers clearing virgin land and crazy christian denominations that were evicted from Europe because they were nut cases that were prone to start civil wars.

what type of flags are on their cars?

Is your internet connection that shitty that you can't download images or did you burn all your bandwidth shitposting?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_of_the_Confederate_States_of_America

It's all good Japan.

The battle flag of the army of Northern Virginia

why do people still use it?

Flags of the Confederate States of America. It was used by the Confederate forces during the American Civil War (1861-1865). It is still popular among non-racist proud Southerners and racists from all regions.

It triggers niggers

it's an important part of the south's heritage and culture.

It symbolizes rebellion and individuality here.

how come only white trash use it?

I didn't know those existed in Serbia. Are you from Kosovo?

Because it represents a time where white Americans ruled unopposed by the lesser races. You will see caravans of rednecks driving around in pickup trucks flying the flag as a a 'fuck you' to the liberals and nogs that made a huge stink over a confederate memorial on the grounds of the south carolina statehouse in the wake of Dylann Roof's chimpout.

that's not true. it honors history and is hung at state buildings and the like

It is known as the Rebel Flag, so that makes sense.

All Serbs I have met hate Serbia and Serbs.

I think they choose it because it was in movies and shit.

japan is way better at making video games , and unfortunately cars. stay great nippon friend

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Brazillian reporting here.
I love my country.

Are you testing for how long it takes until someone asks what is it you're testing for?

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>tfw japan used to be crazy about cars and made futuristic looking speed racers
>tfw toyota in the 80s made a two door sports coupe with the engine in the back like a porsche
>tfw supra
>tfw now they make family friendly hybridmobiles

these are interesting. i didn't know you guys had that whole greaser subculture

To be fair East Asians integrate the absolute best out of any non-anglo sphere foreigner.

Shameful. Commit sudoku

You're welcome to come anytime you like Japanon! I love Japan too and would also like to spend some time there!

Most Americans wish they were Japanese so we could escape these niggers and bang nice Asian qt3.14

Grew up in Alaska. Would recommend.

if i hate Americans but love their Constitution, what am i?

Weeb detected

No you're not, you're just some fucking bored Marine or Seaman shitposting on Sup Forums.

Go iron your rolled sleeves or study your bibs, faggot.

you mean 'shamfur dispray'

Noice double dubs, fellow patriot.

It's huge over here.

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Well, do you hate Americans who are degenerate or all Americans?

apply for citizenship or join the military

nice flags
remove kebab
make babies

Don't hate us pham. I was in Concepción over a month for work and you guys were brotier

>what type of flags are on their cars?
Flags that will inevitably be banned because of their racist history

Same. One of the best states. Montana is my second favorite.

I bet this guy jerks off to Chinese Cartoons all day

Also see this, don't hate us user, if you love the constitution real patriotic Americans would welcome you here

Raggare Are A Bunch Of Motherfuckers by Turbonegro

Thats okay at least they're on our side. in the upcoming race war.

American culture far surpasses japaneese, no contest

there will never be one

This

>inb4 reality tv show yidivision is the only American culture

Kek

Good try Swede, you've fooled me but there are some small details about these pictures that make this unamericans

1) Despite the look, everybody here looks too clean. No grease, dirt, or oil on them. It's all too polish.

2) Everybody here has clear or decent looking skin. Americans have shit tier skin and I don't mean the color. I mean moles, warts, wrinkles, and sun burns.

3) There isn't garbage everywhere and nobody is drunk. There isn't a single keg or even a 6 pack.

thats because the government makes you pay tons pf extra taxes for having anything other than a low emissions kei car, especially high performance cars.

the Japanese government makes it super expensive to even have a Corolla, Civic or Sentra, much less a Supra, NSX, or GTR.

so many people switched to kei cars that the government had to raise the kei car tax because they weren't making enough money

TL;DR Japanese government hates people having cars

I love you ameriboos

i'm no weeb but they got their shit sorted out culture-wise over here, saay, you turn on the radio and it's just

niggerniggerniggercoalburnerniggerniggerniggercoalburnerniggerniggerniggercoalburner

>Am an American
>Have wasted my entire life in my house jerking off to hentai
>Will probably continue to do so until I die

It's not that great.

You sound perfect for a role as an alt-right Twitter activist. You can do something of noble note without having to change your lifestyle, just make an account and start harassing Jewish journalists.

Thank you so much.
I think I'll pick up that mantle and run with it.

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Huh, and you cannot emigrate legally? There is always routes through Mexico or Canada of course...

All that aside-

I lived in Japan for ~2 years (Aomori prefecture), it was nice, aside from your cities, which reminded me of parts of Detroit. Other than the "lolnogunz" and bizarre auto insurance/inspection rules, why move here?
Just wondering, otherwise, "welcome to the U.S.A. if/when you arrive and remember, the Democrats and Republicans will lie to get your votes.

Tell me some Japan stories.
Are there Japanese people that love American culture?