To a Lubricant Dispenser In Sydney Gay Club
A man has been arrested and charged after allegedly putting hydrochloric acid inside what is understood to be a lubricant dispenser at a gay club in Sydney's north-west.
Police said the 62-year-old man went into the Bridge Street premises in Rydalmere on Saturday, filling a dispenser inside a room with the highly corrosive acid.
haha
LMAO
Australians are masters of shitposting and trolling.
Truly a next level.
Rude.
>To a Lubricant Dispenser In Sydney Gay Club
Is this a staple element in gay bars, leaf?
based
Pic related
yikes
could you imagine getting HLC in the soft membranes of your anus?
haha, first good laugh I've had in days, thanks OP...
>lubricant dispenser
Holy fucking shit. Like at the door? Welcome sir, here's some lube?
Aussie banter is always the best
The nation of bantz strikes again also i wonder if it was a muslim ?
Fucking....
OW
Kek
i honestly wouldnt doubt it
Can we expect copy cats?
Aussie bantz always causing butthurt.
they must be pretty butthurt about it
No. Homosexuals are just like you and me. They want to settle down and have a family.
Fuck I love Australia so much
Sup Forums king
Kind of related, when the gays held their first open convention in the most expensive hotel in Wash DC, GL Rockwell had someone bring in a crate of Vaseline wrapped in a pink bow.
I burst a hemorrhoid once. Maybe the pain's comparable.
wait to go aus
Feel the bern.
but gay people are just like us, right?
we all know that time we went to the bar and loaded up at the lubricant dispenser before we had sex with countless random women, whose names we didn't even know
Is it a Muslim?
people may laugh at this story, but Islamic terrorists are only going to get more clever and covert with their tactics at terrorism. They are going to use poisons and chemicals in their Jihad.
Does Sup Forums forgets that the overwhelming majority of normies both males and females don't want to either settle down or have kids?
Bet that was a hot fuck.
>Outside the club on Sunday one club-goer, who chose not be identified, said it was a "sick" thing to do.
The man then went back to getting his ass doubly penetrated and sucking off a 13yo
yes they do
Aussie exposes the true nature of fucking faggotry to yhe world tbqh
Now that's some real butthurt.
>Outside the club on Sunday one club-goer, who chose not be identified, said it was a "sick" thing to do.
>When asked what may have motivated the suspect the man said, "It could be anything really. People are perverted".
>People are perverted
TOP
KEK
Gay want senpai ->More asholes.
They do once they get to a certain age. Especially women, whose natural desire for marriage and children is so strong.
>whats up with that dude's armpit
>wait a sec..
jesus christ. somebody fucked that ass
Based old people
hol up
there lube dispensers in gay clubs?
>Squirt unknown lube from public dispenser onto your hand
>'Woah this feels weirder than my usual stuff, it's making my hand tingle'
>Still put it in your ass because you'd feel empty without a penis inside you
He's lucky some faggots didn't dump their poz loads into the lube too.
>Lubricant Dispenser
What the fuck? I try not to hate faggots but they make it increasingly hard.
next gen butthurt
>When asked what may have motivated the suspect the [club-goer] said, "It could be anything really. People are perverted".
>"People are perverted."
> Items in the room had been fitted with alarms after they had previously been tampered with in a similar way, police said.
>I burst a hemorrhoid once
No need to tell me that currybro.
Too much info.
Considering its usually married men that go to gay bath houses and sex clubs they're going to have a hell of a time explaining that to their wives lol
>lubricant dispenser
>lubricant dispenser
Fucking sick mentally ill faggot.
club =/= bar
sex clubs exist.
Women do once their clock starts ticking after they've ridden the cock carousel for 15 years, men by that point got delusioned with women and don't want anything with them. C'mon we are on Sup Forums we KNOW that already.
>I burst a hemorrhoid once.
When did you bust yours head?
Thats not the type of burning you would normally get from ass fucking a dude
gay clubs have LUBRICANT DISPENSERS????
>fags are literally butthurt
piss m8
I'm more shocked that gay bars have fucking lube dispensers.
>I-it's a lifestyle, not a fetish!
Yeah, sure.
now those are some fucking BANTZ
>public lube dispenser
disgusting faggot fucks
So faggots get to have open sex in a public place of business but I get my dick sucked at Wendy's and spend a night in county?
Bullshit, you only get hemorrhoids from sitting on the loo too long. Indians are categorically immune to hemorrhoids.
>moving the goalposts
doing gods work
>lubricant dispenser
just like in Modern Family
I see what you did there.
Should have used Hydrofluoric Acid.
I used to work with it once - nasty stuff.
This lmao
ebin bants :--DDDDD
And yet they still have aids.
Regular clubs are pretty much sex clubs. I worked for one as security and every night when helped clean up there were used condoms everywhere.
I'm glad people were actually using condoms though so it didn't bother me.
>lubricant dispenser
>lubricant dispenser
Gay people are just like you and me.
Never forget it.
Whats your problem with love Sup Forums?
No it is only meme go with sandpaper.
>you only get hemorrhoids from sitting on the loo too long
You can get them from holding it in too much as well.
If the street is full and there's a witch in your toilet there's just no other choice.
lololol!
Based old man
>overwhelming majority
nope
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I'm gay, but lmao. Sluts BTFO.
I'm not moving my goalposts, women for most of their lives don't want it and males end up not trusting women and thus not wanting it either.
fucking lol i'm gay and I approve, gas the sluts now
lmao faggots btfo
Urushiol would have been much more strategically wise.
Leave faggot. You're not welcome.
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HOLY FUCK BOYS
CHECK OUT THESE DUBS
checked
It's a sex club, not a bar.
Kind of like where swingers go.
They're usually packed full of old married dudes, it's gross. I feel bad for their wives. There's a reason gay people hate bisexuals.
>lubricant dispenser
why is everyone so adamant about homos being normal people when they have lube dispensers in their clubs?
>lubricant dispenser in a gay club
Surely this is just because homosexuals dislike squeaking furniture right?
Checked, boys
FUCK I mean quints
Apologies boys, I'm hungover as fuck.
>used condons everywhere
>I helped clean up
>it didn't bother me
kys
Surely that would have killed any aids bacteria in that area.
Blame your mum fags. Your burden is her doing.
>tfw there's a street witch
>Sydney
I fucking love Australia.
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>So I told my buddy he should put acid in the lube dispenser to burn those faggots and he did it! THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
I wonder why they haven't announced his name. Kind of fishy
Thanks based gramps!
lol
COMPLETELY NATURAL AND NORMAL!!!!