Is chris stuckmann the only film reviewer who is not getting paid to lie about movie ratings?

is chris stuckmann the only film reviewer who is not getting paid to lie about movie ratings?

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He gets paid off all the time. One review you agree with doesn't change that.

who?

No film promoter wants to touch him after that BvS script.

>cuckman
>Disney shill
pick both

CHRIS STUCKMAN IS A FAGGOT

GOT IT CHRIS STUCKMAN?

He got called out recently on half in the bag. Tryed damage control in the comments but failed.

That was pretty funny. I do give some props for walking into the lion's den though.

>be some random nobody with no job and lots of time
>start talking about movies because any retard on planet earth who has tv and blu-ray player can
>no authority or qualifications to back your opinions up
>people get buttmad when you do the sensible thing and take the studios money
I don't get it, I would take the money too. YouTube "entertainer" is the shittest career ever, not future proof whatsoever.

tell that to zod's snapped neck OP

>is REDLETTERMEDIA the only film reviewer who is not getting paid to lie about movie ratings?

yes

>be stuckman
>don't see movie
>watch trailer
>see what the popular critics think of it
>bullshit your way through a 5 minute video
>be vague and take no stance just agree with whatever RT already says

>cuckmann
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>RLM isn't bribed through '''''''collectible'''''' toys from Disney.

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AHHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>he got new tattoos
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I was not gonna dress or even worry about but let me talk about it for 6minutes

>guy isn't a cynic asshole
>lol he must be paid!!

>dumb faggots caring about what YouTube "reviewers" think about movies

No wonder this board is such a pit of cum slurping retards

He's literally never deviated from the consensus in his reviews.

this

>Shit on Skull Island and Rogue One

Both were slammed pretty hard

Both have more than 70% on RT. Look at the like ratio and comments on his videos of those movies. Normies were crying just because he had his own opinion

people in hollywood have told him his scripts are great

The tomatometer doesn't actually mean anything. Look at the ratings below the critic reviews

This

tell that to Zod's snapped neck

Any entertaining movie critics? Not reviews, I just like seeing things get shit on. Hence why I come here

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was julia kino?

What a loser.

Fucking freshman film school drop-out tier, by the looks of it.

>I grew up with death note

ENOUGH!

Ralph.

The only film reviewers who are worth while that I know of are YMS and ralphthemoviemaker

>YMS
>worthwhile

He has outright said that movies from before 1970 aren't as good as modern movies. He's a turbopleb.

every god damn thing about this guy screams "massive faggot" yet he is married and i am single

His wife is cute.

If you mirror everybody's opinion you can fit in and have a normie life. The only requirement is not to look like danny devito and you're set.

How does a massive autist like Chris score a girl like that?

I think it's pretty funny that Ralph not only makes better reviews then Chris but better movies in general

He had a Jay Bauman style unJUST where he got a decent haircut and shed a few pounds. Jay might have been his inspiration, honestly. He went from this...

Didn't she get cancer and loose all her hair?

To this.

He definitely looks a lot better but he still has all those autistic tendencies

No, she just wears headscarfs a lot. She still has hair, and I don't think she has cancer. She seems really cute and nice. I wish I had a girl like that who shared my interests. Knowing he's married to that cute girl actually makes me like him more.

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Still average as fuck

She is really cute but i cant stomach Chris talking about a magical girl anime

Ive watched maybe one episode each of the Sup Forums approved "film critics", and this guy and the old guy from red letter media seem like normal, non autistic people. Why do they do this for a living?

Because they enjoy watching and making movies and they're lucky enough to be able to make a good living off of it.

Somebody should make an edit where it's just the clips of Mrs. Stuckmann talking.

>Jay Bauman style unJUST

He still looks like a sperg my man.

Look at this shit. "My dad's suit" plus a shirt not meant to go with a suit at all. He picked it out all himself in his room full of action figures.

Jesus Christ.

>is chris stuckmann the only film reviewer who is not getting paid to lie about movie ratings?
No, of course the answer is no. You fucking idiot.

>I'm a big Death Note fan

Wow this man has literally seen or read everything in history when he was a kid and he's coincidentally also a massive fan of everything.

Also somehow he is a big fan of every adaptation of these sources even though fans rarely think anything lives up to the original.

rlly mk think

still holds up tbqh senpaitachi

>I grew up with the epic of gilgamesh

Fucking come on! This guy is too much.

Why are you hating so much user?
Ralphs videos are mostly 30 minutes long and has spoilers

why does he look like such a normie?

Redlettermedia doesn't get paid for their horrible taste in movies, so no.

he forgot the

>me, personally,

>I'm a big Death Note fan

Yeah and so am I and I didn't mind this movie. It wasn't great but it wasn't offensively bad or anything. I do not understand why people are saying this is the new Dragonball Evolution. If anything this is more like the Starship Troopers sequels; clearly gone off the rails plot wise but still an enjoyable flick (except ST2, fuck that movie)

Becuz he is senpai

Anyone who unironically thinks TFA was the best 2015 had to offer has to be a Disney shill. Even thought the movie was original and had compelling, well-written characters. Maybe he is just delusional?

God, gingers are so fucking ugly and the absolute worst.

RAM Z STUCKMAN

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They all get paid off imo, these movies cost too much money to be made for the offers not to be made.

>As a kid I was a big fan of Dostoyevsky
SOMEBODY STOP HIM

Somebody post the Webm, you know the one...

YMS is fucking terrible dude

ralphthemoviemaker is my favourite from the youtubes reviewers list

Nobody cares about your reviews, dogfucker.

The absolute state of that shirt collar

just looked it up,doesn't seem all that terrible to me except for too much exposition and zods snapped neck,tell me how im wrong

>Why wouldn't I? I grew up with RLM.
Jesus christ

>the old guy
rich or mike?

I bet they're a weird kind of Christian or something

Why do his teeth look like shit?

>watches Drive once

>gives literally almost every single film a c or better
Hmmmmmm

>better reviews
sure
>better films
You have to be 18 years old to post here. Ralph is easily the best argument besides RLM that proves critics shouldn't make films

Hey remember when Stuckmann interviewed Colin Trevorrow and then was the only critic to praise Trevorrow's movie and not call it a terrible piece of shit like every one else?

I'm sure it was just a coincidence that he had just interviewed him though.

His reviews give some of the most predictable and safe opinions in the sector. What would be the point of paying him?

Literally Cuckmann

For the RT percentage boost for early reviews.
For example, Stuckmann was paid to like Annabelle because he saw the film before a review embargo was put up. That way its RT score stayed at 100 before the premiere

He has adult braces. They just don't show up well on camera.

>he actually got link, starfox and samus tattooed on his arm

I don't know about you guys, but I'd cuck the Stuck.

You fucking disgusting faggot.

yes

So, was this on YouTube and he deleted it? The only place I've ever seen it is uploaded to PornHub.

>I grew up with deathnote
>Im a big deathnote fan
*reads plot synopsis from wikipedia*

*walks towards you*

There's no logical reason for his character to be walking right down the middle of the street. Chris just thought it would look "cool."

>that random bystander walking home on the right

>new original movie comes out.
I grew up with it

Brad Jones' Midnight Screenings, albeit he has pretty low standards (enjoys most marvel movies, etc.)