Why do we allow Ohioans to post here?

Why do we allow Ohioans to post here?

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Nobody gives a shit about either of those landlocked, backwater states.

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shut up blue state

Fpbp

shut the fuck up canada

>Michigan
>Landlocked
>What are lakes

thanks canada

See #2 and #3. You owe me 5 face-palms.

Full Definition of landlocked

1
: enclosed or nearly enclosed by land

2
: confined to freshwater by some barrier

3
: living or located away from the ocean

In fact, #1 also applies too, hence the word "nearly". Make that 10 face-palms.

i'll palm my dick on your face

>people from Michigan constantly talking shit about Ohio
>much in the same way irrelevant countries are constantly taking shit about the US

I'm not even from here, but the fact that Michigan hates Ohio so much while people around here don't even give a fuck about Michigan just tells me Michigan is for irrelevant, insecure cucks.

Also football is retarded, so you can't just call me an OSU fan as if it were an insult.

Sorry, no pre-op trannies. I only do post-op.

What exactly happened in Ohio? Someone explain.

FUCK Ohio

Why?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War

Early in their history there was a territory dispute between the two states, and there's a big football rivalry. It's pretty stupid, but Michigan sucks at football and everything else I guess, so they need to try and look down at Ohio for reasons.

I meant as in why Ohio is bad, I constantly hear people speaking bad about it here.

Because it's bad, fuck Ohio

Worst of the rustbelt niggers, we should just nuke the entire state for the good of the rest of the Socialist States of America.

>overly busy clusterfuck of a flag
>shit roads
>Detroit
>Detroit
>Detroit
yeah, no

>Cleveland
That is all

Ohio is better in every way. It's whiter, not a liberal shithole, and better at football. What does Michigan have? Woods and niggers.

>Landlocked
I would forgive you if you weren't an american

You both are shit.

t. Pennsylvania

They still mad about their war and losing Toledo. XD

Michigan really hates Ohio for some reason. Ohioans don't really care about Michigan outside of football. At least Ohio doesn't have Detroit.

Cleveland is shit yeah.
Still no match for the niggest city in the US

Even the people living here can't voice reason. It's mostly rural outside the three big cities, but having lived in other states before coming to Ohio I would have to say that it's essentially the most average, nondescript state ever. It is only known for being home to the most astronauts. Literally every other state is known for something unique that sets it apart, but Ohio just sort of exists. Which is fine, but people disliking the rural aspect combined with the blandness can lead to people saying it's bad without being able to say why.

Western PA is just as bad as Ohio.

Ohio is either farmland or cities that are so God damned spread out. That and nothing to do unless in said cities, unless you don't mind country fun.

Plus Ohio is flat as fuck

Not if Ohio keeps up the democrat policies. Listen to your native Drew Carrey, He's got some great tips on how to unfuck your state.

What is Miami Valley, what is hocking hills. Dumb shit.

You will never one-up me.

>2
>: confined to freshwater by some barrier
>3
>: living or located away from the ocean

This is now a Texas thread.

Majority of the state is still flat

Fuck off, ohio set a river on fire.

>country fun.
Does that involve ending up with a barn full of one eyed jug eared kids? And a couple of pic related?

We need a TexIT. I'd definitely immigrate to the Great Nation of Texas if y'all leave and cause the Fed to collapse.

I think Ohio is better know for the Mellon Headed kids.

Daily reminder that Ohio will be the reason why Trump will lose. Because of that cucksich guy.

There are a lot of states that are flat, and flatter than Ohio.

>narcissistic Texan tries to make another thread about him

I bet Texas is the state that has the most people thirsty for the (You)s

Ohio is comfy as fuck.

Ohio has Cleveland and Michigan has Detroit, Flint, Dearborn, etc. Ohio is better, hands down.

I never said it was the flattest state. Why are you so butt hurt?

Don't forget people from all over the visit ohio every year for cedar point and KI.

I'm not butthurt, but calling a state flat isn't saying anything meaningful.

It makes a state look dull

Fuck off Michishit

Ohio is a fucking trash state. In fact most astronaughts originated from Ohio simply because they wanted to get as fucking far away from it as they possibly could.

Logan, Oh is pretty cool.
thats about it though

FUCK MICHIGAN STATE GO BUCKS

If you stay away from the cities in Michigan it is comfy as fuck.

As an ohioan, I can truly say fuck this entire state. Please just nuke it and let me die along with this shit state. Not that Michigan is better mind you, but Ohio a shit.

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FUCK YEAH TEXAS
BUILD THE WALL

Kalamazoo, Grand Rapids, and Ann Arbor are pretty excellent cities, although they all definitely have nigger problems.

It's a Meme, everything everyone complains about Ohio being, also apply to every neighboring state.

I live in Portage and it's a fucking heroin den city

OP is 42-13 booty blasted

>Michigan

So Ohio is the US in this scenario?

Both states have little to offer in this world. The rivalry stems from COLLEGE FOOTBALL, and to me that's just the bottom of the barrel. Ohio I think has it the worst. Failing industries (they used to be pretty great), massive suburban sprawl (my father was a city engineer and he's always remarked that the state was a realtor's heaven). The amish. A state that doesn't know where it stands (Democrat or Republican)

>What is Miami Valley, what is hocking hills. Dumb shit.

You think two areas makes Ohio less of a flat state?

Living here for over a decade now, I've noticed a lot of people defending their state this way. Ohio is like a small town when it comes to pride. Any little mention on the news, any little tiny claim to fame, it has to be blown up beyond proportions in order to justify living there.

>The rivalry stems from COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Not at all. The rivalry stems from a war over Toledo. They lost, we won, they became butthurt.

There are more than one rivalries then, because in no way can I believe that it stems from it. Do you see what I mean? College football created a separate rivalry for all the shits who don't even know about the wars fought in the area in American history.

It's a meme state
also it's boring

Tell me about... Ohio

ohio is kawaii ok

Ohio is a post industrial backwater that only matters during election years. Its kind of sad that our entire election depends on how that autistic state decides to vote

No the college football rivalry stemmed from Ohio and Michigan already hating each other due to that war. Its a hatred passed down from father to son.

You have learnt everything noteworthy about it in this reply.

Dearborn gtfo

Best Leftist State.

Indiana is the most bland state. Literally the "passing through state." I guess they like basketball though

Ohio is not bad at all besides the winter in North east ohio.

What is Toledo

You meant Mexico thread?

Michigan and Ohio are both awful, awful states.

Both states were overrun by dindus and whites from the South.

Upper and Northern Michigan would be god-tier if not for Finns and Militia types running amok

Ohio invented the first airplane. We're not a completely cucked liberal state but rightfully fought with the union against the treasonous confederates. We have the rock and roll hall of fame. Michigan fucking sucks.

>fw kentucky
Ohio and Michigan are exactly the same: nigger-infested states with the worst roads you'll ever drive on.

Ohio produced 8 American presidents and an astronaut or two.

Don't mind me, just having the best universities in the country

I live in dayton

Its best place to raise your kids.
Small, beautiful, peaceful and quiet.

towns are so small cops have total authority so no nig nogs, its really peaceful man and safest place if u wanna raise kids.

If your a young adult like myself 20's its boring as fuck and its lame. Smoke weed...hurr durr beer pong every weekend...hurr durr sports.

^thats ohio in a nutshell.

And ironically im trying to become an astronaut so i can get as far away from this state as possible.

Didn't you lose to State again?

kek lives in ohio

I love Michigan and grew up here but Ohio really isn't really that bad. Something about it seems very all-American to me desu

reminder that the people you """discuss""" states with (aka shitpost about) are probably high schoolers who have rarely traveled

God damn it feels good to be Hoosier master race

we have an area called the black swamp. kek loved living there.

i live in it myself actually

I'll take the Great Lakes for $200, Alex.

Ohio fought a war with Michigan but they got lost in the then-swamp, gave up and went home without a single shot being fired.

Home of Jeni's and Wendy's. More presidents than any other state. Columbus isn't too shabby. More drive in theatres than any other state too. Thats off the top of my head.

People in Ohio drive like dicks.

In SC for college but lived in Ohio my whole life. Everywhere in Ohio sucks except for the cities. Columbus has some of the nicest suburbs in the country though

t. Columbus native

> Michigan
> Landlocked

You have failed KEK, my son.

When did it all go wrong for Ohio, it looks like a fucking collapsed eastern european country

Ohio used to have good industry. Jobs left. Those houses? Probably occupied by office workers or those working low skill jobs. Those cars are probably bought used. They probably work outside of that area, and live in a bedroom community.

Ohio is mostly suburban sprawl outside of the rural areas. Most of it is tract housing replacing what used to be good land. Most of the farmland is owned by wealthy or Amish people. Corn is a huge product here.

Ohio is literally a GIANT small town. It makes no sense, and and that's how it is. Everyone treats Ohio like it's extremely underwhelming and overlooked, and are excited about their own hometown at the same time. The reasons usually have to do with just being born there. No real reasons beyond that, which is why you find that a lot of the pride around that state falls on deaf ears.

How many times do I have to debunk this same idiotic comment? Keep trying to out-wit me. It will be all the more amusing when you fail again.

See #2 and #3. You owe me 5 face-palms.

Full Definition of landlocked

1
: enclosed or nearly enclosed by land

2
: confined to freshwater by some barrier

3
: living or located away from the ocean

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