Sup Forumstugal - the Portugal thread

>Public debt increases yet again and it's close to 132% of the GDP
jornaldenegocios.pt/economia/financas_publicas/detalhe/divida_publica_volta_a_aumentar_e_ja_esta_perto_dos_132_do_pib.html


>WhyPortugal could be Europe’s next economic disaster
marketwatch.com/story/why-portugal-could-be-europes-next-economic-disaster-2016-08-24


the ride never ends lads

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valor.com.br/brasil/4681445/mercado-espera-crescimento-maior-do-pib-e-inflacao-mais-baixa-em-2017
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#Departugal when

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Such is the faith of a nation whose notion of community is long gone.

what does portugal produce? I can't think about one portuguese thing, except ronaldo merchandise.

Wine

Corrupt politicians. Interested?

>take our gold
>give us millions upon millions of african niggers
>muh jesuits, don't kill the indios
Fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU.

The amount of gold mined by the portuguese in our entire stay is less than 5% of what has been mined since you gained independence.

Also, before independence, Brazil was Portugal. So, the "our gold" argument is moot, because it was, after all, portuguese gold.

Now fuck off, monkey.

we pride ourselves in our cork industry

meh..

cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/fields/2090.html#po

friendly reminder that idiotic politicians like the ones we have today made us go fashy in the first place

all high technology fields...

Damn son

#TUGAYXIT

Not true. The politicians of the 1st republic were really fucking terrible. Much worse than any of the current ones. It was like PREC everyday of every month of every year for 16 years.

Oh please, you taxed the fuck out of the local population before our independence. You're so incompetent that you needed the most slaves in the whole colonial slave trade, otherwise you'd never get shit done.

And somehow you managed to fuck up and lose your power and money later, becoming Poortugal. No wonder you've been muslim rape babies for hundreds of years, you're the Mexico of Europe and that disgusting trait also shows on hues with portuguese ancestry.

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>local populations
So, Portugal taxed the portuguese. They didn't tax brazillians, you monkey, you people didn't exist at the time.

>needed slaves
High yeld plantations required lots of slaves. Other countries that used lots of slaves in plantations included the french in Haiti, americans in the USA, etc.
So what's the problem?

Regarding losing our power, Spain fucked us hard.

Stay salty, my little banana eating monkey friend.

it gets craftier

ski footwear...seriously?

>electing leftists in time of economic crisis
>ever
you and we deserve this

I hate my generation, how they just want weed and gibs. fuck them

Sardines

Maple Syrup

Child, you act as though it was not your place to be enslaved.
It still is, we just have to think about the neighbours

>ID
>CoIN

Oy vey.

>So, Portugal taxed the portuguese. They didn't tax brazillians, you monkey, you people didn't exist at the time.
>he thinks it was only portuguese people living here at the time

>High yeld plantations required lots of slaves. Other countries that used lots of slaves in plantations included the french in Haiti, americans in the USA, etc.
>So what's the problem?
The problem is that wherever slaves were taken to turned into a shit hole. It was a massive fuck up and you were the ones who fucked up the most, again.

>Regarding losing our power, Spain fucked us hard.
Everyone fucked you hard, even the moors fucked you in the ass hard. That's all you're good for anyway.

Now look at you, the economical joke of Europe and with zero cases of colonies turning into something good. Meanwhile Britain is objectively superior to you in almost every aspect, except getting fucked in the ass.

>this coming from an EU parasitic slave.
Oh ho ho, nice one dad.

Towels. Spaniards banter them about this by calling Portuguese people "toallas".

Looks like tugas will have another emigration wave, just like 2006.
Gajos, why don't you come to Brazil? Our crisis has ended we are starting to grow again...

>massive fuck up
The massive fuck up was you monkeys declaring independence. Think about it, if Brazil stayed portuguese, the slaves would be Portugal's problem, not Brazil's problem :^)

>even the moors fucked us hard
Moors fucked Visigoths, not the portuguese people, educate yourself, my friend.

>economical joke
I thought that was Greece?

>zero cases of colonies turning into something good
Monkey smashes, down with whitey :^)

>Britain
Weren't we talking about Portugal and Brazil? How's your economy doing?

what is the growth of the population though, I guess more than 2% /year.

>predicted growth
Nice one.

My fellow debt brothers.

I'm glad my family left. Call us traitors all you like, you people don't learn. You are condemned to socialism and an incompetent, corrupt, EU shilling political class. The only sane place left is Madeira.

The correct answer is nothing. It does export fish and shoes mostly but no one gives a fuck about it.

Both our industry and agriculture got utterly destroyed by EU regulations.

Madeira is dependent on the continent. They are nothing but a reflection of the rest of the country regardless of their bravado. If heavy rain falls and floods occur they are powerless on their own.

we didn't. The right won. The left stole the power

son, are you blaming us just because you handed your country's bright shining future as an economic world leads in BRICS to fucking Dilma?

Be honest, is that what this is all about?

I'm still butthurt about it tbqh

the correct numbers are a little better: -3,8 for 2015 and -3,25 for 2016 (so far). I'm serious, you guys would be welcome here.

Still in the red.

Mhm, don't they teach you basic maths there?

Thread theme for you and your doomed nation:

youtube.com/watch?v=pUZeSYsU0Uk

Obviously, but we are recovering from now on! What you expected? For us to take a +7,0% out of the topper???

The socialists ran alone but allied themselves to the far left later.

The right was already in a coalition though, hence the unexpected result because nobody expected socialists to ally themselves to the soviets and the "local syriza/podemos".

As I said
>predicted growth

Yeah, sure. Greece and Portugal were paradise on Earth until the leftists were elected.

>tfw the north remembers

see above

The right won, but then the leftie parties no one care about called a "post election bloc" that no one voted for (aint no way in hell commies would vote for the left bloc even if that meant voting against the current leadership) and thus stole the election, and basically threatened to impeach the president if he didn't play ball

You have an higher unemployment rate. What are you preaching about? lol

I am currently listening a podcast about the current state of Portuguese economy.

What is your personal opinion? Is economy still shit?

I'm as surprised as you are, Mario

And yet they're not as attached to the gibsmedats like you are. Voting for the PSD is a hell of a lot more forgivable than voting for SD.

The Portuguese have to be some of the stupidest people on the planet.

>vote for socialists hoping for free shit
>never get free shit
>economy is totally stagnant
>"maybe it'll work if we vote for socialists again"

The North holds out, thanks to independent and right leaning politics. It's a flower growing a top of pile of shit who threatens to whither at any moment, but between its strangled throws yet defies the parasitic south with a "not today"

>WhyPortugal could be Europe’s next economic disaster
TL;DR. Does it have something to do with Ronaldo being injured?

I've been in Lisbon recently in three days they tried to sell me drugs like 100+ times

FMI melhora pela 1ª vez previsão para o PIB do Brasil em 2016
>g1.globo.com/economia/noticia/2016/07/fmi-melhora-pela-1-vez-previsao-para-o-pib-do-brasil-em-2016.html

Mercado espera crescimento maior do PIB e inflação mais baixa em 2017
>valor.com.br/brasil/4681445/mercado-espera-crescimento-maior-do-pib-e-inflacao-mais-baixa-em-2017

Well, that's how parliamentary systems work. Even if elected, Passos Coelho would not have been able to do anything without PS support.

It's a liberal paradise, Lisbon.

A fucking shithole.

Wtf

PORTUGAL DEBT IS 3 TIMES WHAT THEY ACTUAL COLLECTS

>Lisbon

Lisbon is cancer mate. I don't know why every one keeps going there, Porto gets all the amazing publicity, but these tourist retards go "Oh, Porto is great? Then Lisbon must be amazing, right, it's the capital after all!"

Honestly think, if it seems like the train of thought a nigger would come up with, then it's probably a bad one.

Oh vey, seems like you are in need of some money.
But worry not, goy, for germany has just enough money for you, all you have to do is not to forget from whom you have your funds.

I didnt vote aactually, mostly because it makes no difference. Socialists will have to make the very same sacrifices if their accounting reveals itself to be insufficient. The only reason they are giving away benefits (more like pretending) its because Goanese Costa is one cunning bastard and is preparing for the next elections. Its the same as the leader of social democracy promising lower taxes on his campaign (which he did).

They are all the same. They run for elections in order to acquire jobs, not to serve the nation.

>80% of all european funding goes to lisbon

>So does all our debt

JUST SELL EVERYTHING SOUTH OF COIMBRA TO AFRICA, REEEEEEEEEEE

I'm from the North, as northern as they come, and used to believe and say exactly the same thing you just wrote. But my user brother, that's utter bullshit and the north is as backward as it gets. Sure it's beautiful, the girls are hot and we are proud, but professionaly we are fucking narrow-minded idiots who will try to backstab one another and never show appreciation for other's work, specially when it comes to employer-employee relations.
My advice is for you to open your eyes before it's too late. Lisbon people are fucking nice

Isn't the North the most poor part of the country, tho?

Yes, see . We just keep lying to ourselves up here though

Don't act like you have any room to talk, leaf.

And that's why I'm glad my family left. Portugal is hopeless.

Portugal is like a shit mini-Spain. Wow.

Btw, how are canadian women when it comes to dating. I heard "legendary tales" of people abroad talking about women hitting on men by their own initiative in bars and discos. Is it true? lol

>The dating scene in portugal is worse than its debt

We're in this together now.

It's the most productive. South is richer because they take all that productivity, and all the loans, and then they go "hey goys, don't forget, we're all in this together, hmmm?"

Think Game of Thrones.

North- Winterfel
Lisbon- Kingslanding

>Nice

They're as nice as vipers and just as vacuous as well

fucked up the image

I have plenty of room to talk. Compare our economic situation to yours.

If you're talking about Trudeau, yes, he's a faggot but he's not a socialist.

>The massive fuck up was you monkeys declaring independence. Think about it, if Brazil stayed portuguese, the slaves would be Portugal's problem, not Brazil's problem :^)
Niggers from Africa definetely aren't the problem, right dad? :^)

>Moors fucked Visigoths, not the portuguese people, educate yourself, my friend.
Sure thing Alberto.

>I thought that was Greece?
Actually yeah, Greece too.

>Monkey smashes, down with whitey :^)
Epic meme my mixed friend XD. Now tell me, why did you fuck so many sheboons from Africa in here?

>Weren't we talking about Portugal and Brazil?
We were but I felt that mentioning Britain was relevant to the conversation since they did it right while you fucked up.
> How's your economy doing?
Eh, could be worse. Quite shitty though, not so different from your own.

Surely you jest, dad.
There is no bright future in a nigger infested land and you know it.

Of the younger generation I would say most have essentially no moral standards. They will hit on you if they're a bit drunk, or if they too shy they'll do stupid things like leave a note on your car with their phone number.

They weren't a problem when we were in charge :^)

>Now tell me, why did you fuck so many sheboons from Africa in here?
To give birth to your race, you ungrateful bastard of a son.

>There is no bright future in a nigger infested land and you know it.

Of course there isn't. That's why we gave you all those nice aryan germans after WWII.

What have you been doing to them?

no more crisis for us, we're bailing again baby doll

Well, we from the North love to bring up regionalization (which I agree with), as a way to stop the capital from sucking up funding. So, let me tell you a little story then: when regionalization was brought to the table in 1998 and there was a Referendum, do you know who voted in masse FOR it? The south. Do you know who voted against it? Mostly the North, because of it's provincial mentality. People in charge wanted to stay in charge and be seen as the messiahs. Mayors from the North didn't want to lose the image of "guy-who-goes-to-the-south-and-brings-money-and-shit-from-there"

Either grow up and fight for separation, or grow up and accept that you can't go anywhere unless you believe in your NATION as a WHOLE. Where do you think Estado Novo was sitting, Viana do Castelo or something?
t. Person from Porto

War of the five kings when?

>you believe in your NATION as a WHOLE

My nation doesn't believe in itself. I love Portugal, but we're a wolf in a bear trap, and Lisbon is our paw.

We'll never be whole without it, but we'll die if we stick

I said you, not others. You have to believe

You can't be serious. You just need to educate people. Lisbon and the rest of Portugal can stop being the degenerate and lefty place that is. Through the Internet, and some posters and banners on the streets you can already make some huge steps.

We have to mobilize, organize. Some user is already making the moves. It is possible.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

the country

b-but that is good news

pic related

I'm a guy from the north and I'm going to be really honest, I hate this place. I wish I could go back to live to the South, namely Santiago do Cacém. It's so peaceful and clean looking over there. I've got a job position at a restaurant in Sines.

Maybe one day I come back.

Alentejo is unironically the best region in Portugal. Shame for the old communist fags.

You might as well ask me to save Sweden

>implying I have poortuguese blood in my veins

Govt. is trying to brainwash them, the italians and the polacks into racemixing like how the portuguese did in Rio and Sao Paulo so that there are no whites left.

look on the bright side
all the immigrants will disappear

how i live comfy in brotugal?

the brazilian goverment, you mean

There's around 50% abstinence, most people are completely disillusioned with politics. Our politicians are either retards or bought and paid for, either way we're controlled from Brussels. The choice is between Socialism or more Socialism. It was set up that way in '74 by the commies (parties have to get a certain number of votes -50k?- to increase funding and have a chance).

>b-but muh bux, muh egonomix, we just want da betta life
This is my last stop, I won't migrate. If this ship crashes and burns, then I'm going down with it. It's been a fun millennium.

What do you want us to do with immediate results? Any bad goy anywhere near power will get SHUT DOWN. What we can do is what said.

Tell you what, I'll have my wife bake us a giant Pastel de Belém if we manifest the Fifth Empire.

Really? I plan on moving to the north.

Don't so dramatic, you faggot.

If we get our shit in gear, we'll come save you no worries.

You're right Albion, but sadly the rich Angolans in Lisbon won't. Top kek they're fucking over the other niggers for profit and then investing here.

Hope you push for Departugal so we can crash the EU with no survivors.

Salazar quando?

Is porto decent though? Im going there in 4 days

Yeah and the refinary shitting up that air's quality. But we have one in Matosinhos as well.

Nah, its old buildings shit people drugs and stinking up and down streets
i hate it

btw, who /emigrar/ here