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THOUGH ALL MEN DO DESPISE US

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>"Davos..."

First for most beautiful man in all Westeros.

Jon/Dany is good incest.
Jaime/Cersei is bad incest.

Deal with it, sweeties.

HOLT SHIT BASED /codd/THREAD

The most famous Codd got his nickname because he was caught wanking. What a lad.

>tfw the merman Varys theory became normie-tier

jon/dany would be better if they actually felt like aunt/nephew - as in, dany was a hot milf /ss/ing jon

>Tywin Lannister gave Rhaella Targaryen the big fat lion dick and cucked Aerys Targaryen into raising not one, but two children with Lannister blood
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>Rhaenys surrounded herself with comely young men. It was rumored that she also entertained some in her bedchambers.[5] Rhaenys gave birth to Aegon's eldest son, Aenys, in 7 AC. However, Aenys was weak and sickly as a young child;[9] He cried often and refused to nurse from wet nurses, nursing only at his mother's breast.[10] This caused rumors that he had not been fathered by Aegon, but possibly by one of the singers and mummers Rhaenys associated with.
>When the queen regent returned to the Eyrie she found her son sitting on Visenya's lap asking if he could ride the dragon with Visenya. Visenya afterward bent both knees.
>Aegon the "Conqueror"

More like Aegon the Cuckold

Also Aerys, the last Targ King to sit on the Iron Throne was cucked by Tywin and Bonifer.

aaaggggghhh......

Based Codds.

>mfw it was /rape/

nth for reddit

What did Rhaelle scream in pleasure as Tywin fucked her raw?

bravo GRRM

why do danish faces consist of traingles?

young olenna

>dragon named after a rapist

>mother died at early age
>father was an eternal asshole
>disfunctional family
>father disappointed in him forever
>was kingsguard to a madman and a drunk
>became hated by everyone for the most heroic act in robert's rebellion
>went to war and got captured
>spent an eternity in a small cell, malnourished and dehydrated
>became a cripple and became unable to do his favorite activity in the world
>watched his first child die of poisoning right in front of him
>watched his family try to kill his brother
>freed his brother only to watch him kill his father
>watched the love of his life slowly go mad
>saved his daughter from certain death only to watch her die in his arms at the worst moment possible
>his last child commits suicide by jumping off a building
>relives his mad king nightmares when fighting the Dothraki
>almost burned to death by a dragon
>expects another child only for it to inevitably die
>forced to rebel against his sister because she's insane
>will be forced to kill the love of his life eventually
>won't live to see peace come to Westeros

jaime had a rough life desu ;_;

Your average Jon/Dany shipper, everyone.

Why is he black?

redditors are niggers

Both are wrong, we need based High Sparrow back.

I really hope the books take a totally different direction with the Others to the way the show has handled the White Walkers
Jesus fuck they are awful

>tfw you will never fall in love with your rapist and watch happily as the brother that raised you and protected you for years is given an agonizing death

DANY
A
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Y

doesn't matter if the redditors try to ruin it, bobbyposting originated here

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAPE

too lazy too edit the color

Prettier than Dany.

>emoji
Have to go back

>The folk that dwell on the Thousand Islands are reportedly xenophobes, inimical to strangers. They are hairless and have green-tinged skin. Females file their teeth into sharp points and males slice the foreskins of their members
GURM is redpilled. Jews BTFO.

hello jonerys

>not understanding ironicposting or satire

He deserves worse

>frog legs

Based Drogo wouldn't touch current Fatleesi with a ten foot pole.

REMINDER:
>Stannis is king of whole Westeros, including Beyond the Wall
>Jon Snow is loyal kingsmen and infiltrated Dany camp to kill the Mad Queen
>Stannis is truly just a man, scarier than any dragon or Other
>R'hllor bows to Stannis
>In contact with the Seven
>Stannis has support of the Iron bank and can buy all remaning sellsword companies in Essos
>Stannis knows about Karstark betreyal and execute Arnolf in guise of Theon
>Stannis has support of most Northern houses in fight against Bolton, they undermine Bolton rule on every step
>Stannis has Asha, leader of Ironborn who want to stop reaving and trade with mainlands
>Stannis has Theon, trueborn son of Balon, who can overrule Euron coronation and bring Iron Islands to Stannis cause
>Stannis wins battle of ice by drawing Freys onto frozen lake by night lamp
>Stannis sends Umbers, Theon and Ironborn to capture Dreadfort
>Stannis sends Karstarks to Winterfell to report his "defeat" and draw Boltons to recapture Dreadfort
>Stannis takes Winterfell with help of Karstarks inside and smashes Boltons when they are stuck between two castles
>Davos brings Rickon, true Stark, to Winterfell securing North under Stannis
>Stannis brings back Northern captives from Iron Islands to secure peace between North and Ironborn
>Stannis will make Joffrey and Bobby B dream of united, royal, paid and trained army a real thing
>Stannis has elite group of 100 giants that can shot down any dragon from the skies
>Rescue Edmure with help of BwB and Blackfish
>Aurane Waters works for Stannis

>reminder that Daenerys was wet at the idea of her alpha-rapist husband invading an entire continent to kill men, rape women and enslave children
>reminder that normies want this person on the iron throne at the end

Jonerys is also wrong
>le ironic

You're thinking of robert, he raised three children with Lannister blood.

Aerys cucked Tywin, this is canon

>tfw calculated that it would take a minimum of 8 days for danny to get to jon from the moment gendry started running
>friends still say that because magic and dragons it doesnt matter

HELLO jonerys

he didn't mean it, she'd convince him not to go through with it

IF SHTANNISH LOSES, MAKE THE BOLTON BOY YOUR OWN, SHANSHA. PLAY WITH HIS ARSHH.

nah it's freefolk original content

It's not like there's been multiple subplots about her learning the value of human life or anything

Nice based normies

They're right

please do tell me how you came to learn the speed drogon flies at

T.incestfag

so the so called hbo "hack" was a lie, they didnt even leak 1 episode..

muslims drove a truck in my country so it's okay if daenaerys wants to invite 16 million brown rapists to westeros and destroy eight thousand years of westerosi culture
also jonerys is very "epic" and "cool" and i like to "upvote" it on "reddit"

where my boberts at?

most useless hackers ever

>dany doesn't develop stockholm syndrome for the brother who's been with her all her life
>dany develops stockholm syndrome for her savage rapist who she knew for half a year
studying pychology really makes you realize what a shitty fanfic this is

I assumed it flew at the bird average 60-70 mph. I doubt any more would allow danny to ride it

the difference is drogo is hot

HELLO JONERYS

You ever make the nine, bobert?
>every kingdom plus Lyanna

>hourly reminder that 24 hours from now, we'll be two years away from the conclusion to this shit fest

Her brother wasn't alpha you dumbshit.

Such a shame, shitposter! Would've been so nice for you to have a friend!

She named a dragon after him though.

Viserys's problem is he never fucked her. Drogo did, and she came to realize she enjoyed being fucked.
Had Viserys fucked her, maybe she would have come around to the feel of his dick too, but alas, he did not.

it bothers me that no one has a problem with the fact she had a band of savages execute the only remaining member of her family, no matter how evil he was

>dany develops stockholm syndrome for her savage rapist who she knew for half a year
It's made explicitly clear it's because he learns to treat her as her own woman and respect her, which Viserys never did. Drogo learned to love her for herself and not as an object of his, whereas that's always what Viserys thought of Dany as.

>>dany doesn't develop stockholm syndrome for the brother who's been with her all her life
She kind of did actually, she tolerated and justified a lot of his behavior.
>>dany develops stockholm syndrome for her savage rapist who she knew for half a year
He wasn't a rapist in the books and in the show she became a strong woman and took control which "tamed" him so it wasn't quite the same situation.

>If he doesn't like my retarded ship he must like an equally retarded ship.

>studying psychology

yeh she was super cute. not to mention she killed the role.

>everyone has calculated 3-5 days

Is your math off?

>implying you'd wake the dragon
faggot pls

>she
It wasn't her choice and there was absolutely no way he was getting out of that place alive. Also he had a knife to her fucking throat.

watching game of thrones makes me hate men

jonerys hi

I'd pour gold on his shit face while he slept. Shame that Gregor couldn't have Viserys.

I took in the fact that neither the crow, gendry or the dragons could do the journey at a constant speed and needed to have breaks because of fatigue, hunger, etc

plus I assumed that dragons are cold blooded which means the north would slow them down

watching game of thrones makes me hate women

Agreed? Aunt/Nephew is boring pleb shit.

Whites drove a car through people in mine and they destroyed centuries old culture yet we can't get rid of them.

natalie dormer even looks a bit like her

mom/son is the true GOAT

Watching Game Of Thrones makes me hate children

Incestfag hi

Wrong both are terrible and wrong

>normies still say things like "who will win the game of thrones" or "I hope George tells us who will sit on the throne in the end before he dies"

>while he slept
beta confirmed

a true chad would have his bros snap an arm then hold him while he gets gilded

hello jonerys

Cersei doesn't really love Jaime. She's just using him to spite daddy.

She fucked moonboy for all we know

Yes.

>muh normies!!

that's why the casting was so good in that regard.

hello muslim

What the fuck would you know about right and wrong you pig fucking kike

hope the iron throne gets melted down and made into a giant sword

Khal Drogo treated her good and Viserys treated her like shit.

It's not that hard.

We see you, Jonerys.

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This is the single best thing to come out of GoT.

>mfw tyrion still hasn't told jaime that their sister has been fucking lancel