>Today's Papers 29/8/16
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>Brexit may send EU 'down the drain', says German vice chancellor
bbc.co.uk
>Nicolas Sarkozy demands border controls for thousands of migrants in Calais be shifted to Britain
telegraph.co.uk
>Boundary changes could affect up to 200 Labour seats, says analysis
theguardian.com
>BREXIT BACKLASH: Hammond tries to slam brakes on Prime Minister's exit strategy
express.co.uk
>Sir Richard Branson 'should lose knighthood', says John McDonnell
bbc.co.uk
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>tfw no gf
It's that time lads.
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No escape from Brit/pol/.
It begins.
>sir branson
He's a druggie too who's been going around campaigning for them to be legalised
Fucking arrest him you cunts
Funny I've just put a link down the drain that looked like Sarkozy
Been out for a bit of an exercise, what've you fat bastards been doing?
>Theresa May 'acting like Tudor monarch’ over plans to deny parliament Brexit vote
independent.co.uk
Why do you bongs hate democracy?
>Why do faggots hate democracy?
FTFY
Oh fuck they got him.
>May knows majority of Commons support Remain
>letting the Commons block the referendum is "democracy"
>implying Mummy May isn't protecting it
Kek. Fucking paddies.
How many coats do you own? I don't see the point in owning more than 2 myself but the people I've asked have all told me otherwise.
that's what he said
From a previous one
>don't see how the English, Welsh, Scottish or Irish become less relevant politically if they have their own states. There is no British Empire anymore, just old allies.
How come someone can complain about the Brussels control and yet fail to see how Anglos, Scots and Walsh are suffering from the London control. Union is inherently anti-White crap. Under that garbage Union flag countless Scots, Welshmen and even filthy Anglos died just to make some inbred German cunts and corporatists richer. One day Scotland will become a Free Country with elected King, firearms for loyal citizens, eugenics, nuclear deterrent, Scottish silver backed pound, darkies, Anglos, Irish and jews would be banned and expelled.
>tfw gf
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I own over 10 hoodies.
Pretty much my all year round clothing options. Just have to pull down the zip according to the temperature.
That was pretty good, well done.
Building a new immigration system
Ed Miliband: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Tony Blair the Electable?
Owen Smith: No.
Ed Miliband: I thought not. It's not a story the Old Socialists would tell you. It's a New Labour legend. Tony Blair was a Leader of the Labour Party so powerful and so wise, he could use the PLP to influence the NEC and voting blocs to create...leadership. He had such a knowledge of centrism, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from not being elected.
Owen Smith: He could actually...save people from losing elections?
Ed Miliband: The centrist side of the spectrum is a pathway to many electoral victories some consider to be unnatural.
Owen Smith: What happened to him?
Ed Miliband: He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his Chancellor everything he knew. Then his Chancellor usurped him after three electoral victories. Ironic. He could save others from electoral loss...but not himself.
Owen Smith: Is it possible to learn this power?
Ed Miliband: Not from Old Labour.
Didn't you shit the bed and #VoteLeave to Make Parliament Supreme Again?
Have you abandoned that ambition just like you abandoned your GBP350m extra per week for your NHS?
nothing wrong with that
>Remaincucks
Fuck off you fucking stoner wasteman
Goddammit Ivan give up
Prime minister acting out the will of the people. So undemocratic. Our dear representatives would do no such thing as blocking what the people want.
Nightshift, mate.
'And a grand total of 54 refugees have managed to find employment with the country's biggest 30 companies'
54 out of 1 million with 300,000 on their way.
(engineers,doctors, nurses, teachers...)
>theguardian.com
Are GP appointments free in the UK? It costs €50 here, and we pay more in tax.
What are waiting times like?
But paddy... the MPs represent the people, and the people want to leave... blocking a Commons vote is well within the Prime Ministers powers. Brexit must mean Brexit.
What's your work? Hooker?
Evening lads, just got back from London and been to the pub back home.
If anyone is ever thinking of moving down to London 'as its so cool and theres loads of jobs yah', please ignore them.
London is a great place, we will make it our capital again but its essentially a theme park for rich tourists and foreigners now.
Norn Iron bro is correct.
I like putting the milk in first
but I put a really small amount in
It's a legitimate question. You complain about Brussels influence, yet you fail to see London influence.
>Parliament
>Not occupational government guilty of treason
>Are GP appointments free in the UK?
Yep.
>What are waiting times like?
Where I live, pretty on point.
>pay's 50 euro for a GP visit
>in a country with a 46% flat tax rate
Where the hell is that money going?
>Brexit must mean Brexit.
What does Dear Leader mean by this?
straight to nige's pay check
Not officially, I just help out the sailors when they pull into port.
Manufacturing. Triple time after midnight innit.
You went to watch a show, my mother did too but still hasn't returned my message on her ansaphone, I hope niggers haven't fucked things up.
London is in the UK, London is OUR problem. London is a problem we can reach, unlike the EU. They're totally unlike one another Ivan, stop being so fucking dense.
Actually we didn't go see 1984 as its so fucking hot last night just chilled in a bar and had a club sandwich.
I wish he could have grown a better mustache.
>>in a country with a 46% flat tax rate
That's like our highest marginal tax rate. The standard band is 20%.
Well, shouldn't you be doing some fucking manufacturing mate?
>Horse Guards reduced to a tourist attraction
Obvious, but I'm glad somebody said it.
'help out the sailors'
Norse-Gaelic, Pictish and Lowland Brythonic-Anglo-Germanic
I want normies to leave
>normies
>not normalfags
you're one of them
does this air on the bbc?
Now then now then London dictates all decisions that affect Scots daily yet Scots have 7-9% of a say. Union is a joke. Parliament in Westminster is as corrupt as the one in Brussels.
>normalfags
>not averagequeers
you're one of them
I don't know what she went to watch but I left a message on her home phone early Sat am. (she already told me she would only take a Top-up credit card and not much cash) She was staying for a couple of days . . .. shame you didn't go to the show but like yourself, we come from the outlands and not the heart of mussie land.
Interesting. Thanks, user.
>The standard band is 20%.
That's for poor people and farmers. The average worker pays the 40% rate, USC and PRSI. I'm paying over 52% in tax and I earn less than 70k.
Welcome, have you enjoyed your say on Sup Forums so far?
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What are you currently reading, lads?
About halfway through Nick Cohen's 'What's Left?' enjoying it so far
This town is fucking 2% muslim I barely see them.
Rotherham was 4% muslim.
wtf
Progressive income tax is such fucking cancer.
>earn €33,800
>20%
>earn €33,801
>40% FUCKING 1%er!!!
Who thought this was a good idea.
are you new here
I visited my cousin, for a birthday party. God it was painful. The usual normie questions.
No, I don't have a gf. No I can't drive yet. No I haven't been up to much.
Reeeeee
>r9k/v/pol cancer bubble is the only part of Sup Forums
nice try reddit
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what you lads doing this evening? I've got some of those ikea shortbread biscuits and a nice cuppa while reading lewd books
>but dude like... not all muslims lol... like just stop being racist ok? lol... they were sluts anyway lol
sleeping hopefully
On the Road.
God and the State.
>Parliament in Westminster is as corrupt as the one in Brussels.
It's worse. It's essentially minority rule - Tories only got 37% of the vote but control 51% of the seats. Their "House of Lords" (loosely equivalent to a senate or upper house in democratic countries) has 700+ unelected "Lords" who create laws.
The Brits simply traded directly elected "eurocrats" for unelected unelected Anglocrats who issue diktats without the democratic consent of the people - e.g. May rewriting the constitution in order to bypass their parliament.
underrated post
9/10
That's irrelevant Ivan, regardless of how corrupt it may or may not be at least it's reachable. Our government is a fixable issue, the EU is not. There is a massive distinction between the two. On top of this, not long ago the Scottish people voted against being independent because they wanted to stay in the UK, they understood what it meant and they are the only ones bearing responsibility for that decision, not London and not parliament.
Your shit posting is on par with that of a 6 year old Ivan, a 6 year old with sever mental deficiencies. Get better, or fuck off.
Well fuck I though I could get a cringy joke started but no. No fun then. Fuck me.
I'm currently reading: Clinical Echocardiography of the Dog and Cat by De Madrion.
I miss reading non-academic books.
Cunts run themselves, I just put a program in and press start.
And then the shitposting begins.
Sup Forums is shit
Sup Forums /pol9k/ Sup Forums checking in
How to go far in politics?
What degree will I need? PPE?
>Their "House of Lords" (loosely equivalent to a senate or upper house in democratic countries) has 700+ unelected "Lords" who create laws.
Wrong. It's 300 seats and of those 240 are "Elected Members".
The Lords has been cucked to hell and back.
good luck, lad. It's 12c with 95% humidity over here. gonna be a sweaty night
>mfw huge anglophile and i see britpol
wtf my county only has a few percent of a say i hate democracy now
You get paid for this? Where the fuck do I sign up.
Jung's 'Liber Novis', John Fowles' 'Daniel Martin', and slowing working through William Blake's collected works poem by poem.
Who /vanilla4chan/ here
Fuck your extensions
>I'm paying over 52% in tax and I earn less than 70k.
No person in this country is paying 52% of their income in tax. That's your marginal rate I presume.
Tbf though the way we organise our tax is so piecemeal and irritating. The lower rate kicks in too high and the higher rate kicks in too low. We have no third/top rate (unlike most developed economies). Our pay-related social insurance behaves absolutely nothing like social insurance nor does the universal social charge (both essentially being PAYE by another name).
Wouldn't mind if they just simplified the thing tbqh but it's a hard sell to the proles to get them to pay their fair share of tax.
Have you checked the mosque?
Economics and finance would be a good degree. A knowledge of markets and the private sector is essential. Philosophy and political science are worthless.
Become our colonies user
Are you the Liberal cuck type of Anglophile who loves to watch Doctor Who?
Far too many of those.
>anglophilia
say no more senpai
Always and forever.
Fuck the catalog too.
>you will never make the anglophiles proud
JUST
All you have to do is lower you flag and raise the one true flag. That's all it takes, user. Join us.
Sitting here in the dark watching an Audrey Hepburn film
requesting that pastebin of all the paki rape gangs in the UK
What are you drinking tonight lads?
That's not how it works though. In that case, you would pay 20% of GBP 33,800 and 41% of GBP 1 - so GBP 6,760.40.
It's amazing the amount of people that think the higher rate affects their entire taxable income. It's not a hard concept, fucking secondary school stuff like.
Water
Infinite Jest
>inb4 back to lit