Why did Tom Cruise wear a fake bum in 'Edge of Tomorrow'?

Why did Tom Cruise wear a fake bum in 'Edge of Tomorrow'?

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breh, niBBa, cuh, ayo bitch tom cruise got that watah shiiiiet da azz was FAT da azz was PHAT 100

Now THIS is a post.

who cares?
the real question is why was emily blunt cast in that shit?
she's easily the worst aspect of it

thats from valkyrie
and he does his own stunts
thats an ass pad like football players wear

Haha bait user TOP BAIT XD

*pfffffft*

That's Valkyrie and it's probably because
1) they're Jodhpurs, which are basically cushioned for riding
2) it has additional padding because this is right after a stunt explosion goes off.

You get those glorious buns after years of dead lifts. No padding necessary friends

His brapparatus is not what it used to be. Happens due to old age.

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it's from Valkyrie, get your butt-kino right user

I'm guessing ass padding for a stunt?

>brapparatus

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BRAAAAAAAAAAPPFFFTT

It was a different time.

Bruh

>brapparatus

He's been hanging out with the president.

they're real and they're spectacular

diminished gluteal syndrome

a daring synthesis

DAMN, President Trump looks like THAT!?

>brapparatus

Because the galaxy far far away is actually hell.

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Kek. Trump has the body of the Bigfoot from the Patterson-Gimlin film.